LawTalkers - Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

"It's not that we think Archbishop Ussher's date was a fraud," said Ted Nield, the society's communications officer. "It's just that it was spectacularly wrong."

Shape Shifter

10-22-2004 11:36 AM

Initial Post-Game Thoughts

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are about 12 Astros fans. The rest of us noticed that we we had a team sometime in late August.

I know one of the 12, and she's quite distraught. The rest of us are just upset we don't have another week of partying.

What are Astros? Go Texans!

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

10-22-2004 11:49 AM

Initial Post-Game Thoughts

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Congrats, Aloha. It was a great series.

Thanks. Indeed it was. Houston's a gutsy team I have a lot of respect for. So is Boston for that matter. The Cubs, on the other hand can suck it, those pricks...

Should be a great Series, though I have to pencil the Bosox in as slight favorites with home field as long as Schilling holds up. There's a slim chance we get Carpenter back, so we'll see today.

I have to say I'm pretty keyed up since we haven't been to the Series since I was in high school...

Replaced_Texan

10-22-2004 11:56 AM

Righting the World from the Left Coast

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
It's a sad day when a request for lesbian porn goes unfulfilled.

You could go to S.I.R. Productions and buy Sugar High Glitter City, a film that asks the immortal question, "If sugar was outlawed, how would lesbians in search of a sugar fix satisfy themselves?" There's also Hard Love & How to Fuck in High Heels if you're looking for a double feature.

If you wanted something even more advanced, you could go to blowfish.com, but some of the videos they sell (1) look quite advanced, and (2) cannot be shipped to Texas (sorry RT).

Spree: Don't click either of these links if you reside in Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, or West Virginia. You'll be brought up on obscenity charges by the end of the day.

I can't personally recommend these videos, but Hard Love apparently won an AVN award, and Meryl Streep hasn't even won one of those yet.

Thank you for stepping up to the plate. I think I have an out of state source that will be happy to purchase the videos for me and risk prosecution by shipping them to me.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-22-2004 12:09 PM

Initial Post-Game Thoughts

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
It wasn't directed at you -- your hitching post/general store story just reminded me of the stuff I wrote about. I also wasn't angry -- just a little hesitant about talking about our weekend house, because I didn't want it to sound as though I were boasting.

It's so nice that you spend your time helping the retarded.

Thurgreed(wonking)Marshall

ThurgreedMarshall

10-22-2004 12:14 PM

Initial Post-Game Thoughts

Quote:

Originally posted by soup sandwich
RT is Christina Ricci? This confuses me because I always envisioned her a bilingual traveler with close family ties and many animal friends:

http://www.nickjr.com/craft/assets/d...tball/main.gif

I call Swiper.

And flinty must be Boots.

TM

NotFromHere

10-22-2004 12:23 PM

Ruh roh

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What are Astros? Go Texans!

A van or a dog. In fairness the dog's accent leads you to believe that his name is Rastro.

http://www.chevrolet.com/i/gallery/a..._gallery01.jpg

http://www.cybercomm.nl/~ivo/photo_ASTRO2.GIF

The Coming of Astro
Jane and the kids want a dog for personal protection, George doesn't believe in that but wants to keep everyone happy. To George the answer is an apartment approved electronic dog, one of those nuclear powered trouble free dogs: "Lectronimo"! At the same moment the rest of the family found a biologic dog. A contest should point out the superior dog.

Bad_Rich_Chic

10-22-2004 01:03 PM

Righting the World from the Left Coast

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
How to Fuck in High Heels

Can I just say that this is one of the greatest movie titles ever, porn or otherwise?

ThurgreedMarshall

10-22-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
Pedro a Yankee?
Maybe Return of Boomer?
Boss wants some new arms.

Nope. Say it with me:
"Beltran and Carl Pavano"
Revamp will start there.

TM

Mister_Ruysbroeck

10-22-2004 01:23 PM

In other news....

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Often, after smart dinner parties, Picasso is said to have wheeled out Guernica for his guests to enjoy.

Once, Pablo's accountant was honored to have been asked. He brought as his guest, his dowager sister. The aging woman, had only recently learned to appreciate impressionism, and knew not of Picasso, or for that matter much of what passed for thoughtful expression inthe prior 40 years. Still the accountant knew she had been recently left by her husband, and he felt the chance to get out, and catch intellectual fare might be very beneficial to her.

as with many grand plans, this crashed a fiery death. while the assembled guests spoke of topics like the German expressionists and some of the fine noir novels that had been recently published by the independant press in France, the sister simply, and loudly, questioned Pablo's servants as to where they had purchased the chafing dish and other bakeware.

When papa had the masterpiece wheeled in, its intial effect was always the same- stunned silence. after several minutes the sister grew agitated, and finally, with fanfare announced "well I know what everyone is thinking, and I'll be the first to say it, my child could have done this!"

the guests, thinking the accountant had brought an actress to play the role of buffoon laughed heartily. he recognized the moment and ushered her to a cab.

Man, I never get tired of reading that. I thought you all might like to see it again, too.

What's going on around here? Something about newly-single FBetties? Who's Less adding to his roster of hopefuls?

Hank Chinaski

10-22-2004 01:26 PM

In other news....

Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Man, I never get tired of reading that. I thought you all might like to see it again, too.

can you recreate my PM's to see the subsequent votes? maybe you could spend the next few months doing that?

I feel like you've been back for awhile already!

Not Bob

10-22-2004 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nope. Say it with me:
"Beltran and Carl Pavano"
Revamp will start there.

Beltran? No-brainer.
But Yanks need a left-hander
Boss lusts for Unit

Speaking of the Boss, I have to admit that it was very gracious of George to call Cashman up within a couple of hours of the end of the game to tell him that he wasn't fired. The guy's occasional outbursts of decency just make his usual jerkiness seem all the more, well, jerky.

Flinty_McFlint

10-22-2004 02:30 PM

Initial Post-Game Thoughts

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I call Swiper.

And flinty must be Boots.

TM

Check it out, she's almost touching my goods!

http://www.doratheexplorer.me.uk/gra.../pt/ptset2.jpg

et fix picture and to note, my right hand is getting some.

sebastian_dangerfield

10-22-2004 02:43 PM

Pilates?

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.c...l/l1253596.jpg

Frederick's of Hollywood Lingerie Art Auction & Fashion Show to Benefit R.A.I.N.N. (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network), Wednesday night, Oct. 20, 2004, in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles.

I don't want to sound mean or catty or anything, but if you're going to be a paid model, couldn't you at least keep your cheeks firm?

I see your point, but they'll do.

LessinSF

10-22-2004 03:04 PM

In other news....

Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Man, I never get tired of reading that. I thought you all might like to see it again, too.

What's going on around here? Something about newly-single FBetties? Who's Less adding to his roster of hopefuls?

I am making dinner for three lovely ladies in the near future, to be served in my kitchen.

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