Initial Post-Game Thoughts
 

Cheeky monkey.

Initial Post-Game Thoughts
 

That, and a dislike of the Mets.

x2
 

Bring back the Milton
And lefty needs are answered
Pavano safety net

Whaaah.
 

What sort of Dr. would one see for a gimpy knee? And by gimpy, I mean a leaping-over-a-big-ottoman-and-landing-wrong-and-I- haven't-been-able-to-walk-right-for-days-now-gimpy. Is a GP ok or should I even bother? I mean it will eventually get better or rot off by itself, right?

This is not remotely on topic, so I apologize for that. However, I was in so much pain this morning that I couldn't even bear to walk over to the closet to put clothes on until much later. I'm dressed now, of course. As far as you know.

Sorry for the lame post.

-TL

Initial Post-Game Thoughts
 

Not to be catty or anything - but it looks like you have no goods. Or that your goods are microscopic. Your pick. I'm just saying.

Apprentice ? **** SPOILER WARNING FOR WHINERS ****
 

EDITED TO SPOIL SPOILER (although the damage is largely done, because honestly, who besides TM or b_l would care? ncs maybe, but she's surely already watched it by now.)




OK, so fired midget Stacy claims to practice corporate law at a top NY firm. Anyone know which one?

On an unrelated note...

Say I wished to send a present from www.dogdoo.com to a certain colleague at my former firm (aka Ftard Partner). How much of a time difference since I left that pit of hell is sufficient that such a delivery would not be associated with me? 8-10 months?

Whaaah.
 

Skip the GP. He'll just hurt you and not fix anything.
Go to a Sports Medicine person or Orthopedist. Be prepared for "does this hurt? does this hurt? how about this?" Also be prepared for a shot of cortisone. It's their answer for everything.
And don't believe them when they tell you it's going to sting just a little. That's a damn lie.

Initial Post-Game Thoughts
 

Well yeah, but did you see the size of my tail? It's huge and it goes on and on--the picture can't even get it all in the frame. I'm just saying.

Apprentice ? *MORE SPOILING*
 

Sidley Austin is what I've heard. And if you want a real hoot, go here...

Whaaah.
 

I go to a sports medicine clinic when something like that happens to me (except my injuries are usually caused because I run (and I run like a spaz)). I get gimpy knees and ankles all the time. Some sports medicine physicians are miracleworkers.

Apprentice ?
 

Does she think that a stern countenance makes her appear taller? 'Cuz it just makes her look like a bratty child.

Apprentice ?
 

I'd probably fuck her, but she could do without the photo gallery.

Apprentice ?
 

I like the pic in the pink blazer that makes her look like she's ripping a fart.
And the one at her desk where she's supposedly working - but the chair is too low or something and it looks like she's a grade school kid doing homework.

Apprentice ?
 

Appearances/Public Speaking
Stacy Rotner has spoken at and hosted numerous events. She would be happy to speak for your organization, corporation, business conference and holiday event. She also would love to host your next event or party.

Initial Post-Game Thoughts
 

Not that I take any personal interest in these sort of things, but it appears from the picture that Swiper's tail is thicker. I'm just saying.