His middle name was Wayne
 

MERIDIAN, Miss., July 8 — An employee brandishing at least two weapons opened fire at the Lockheed Martin plant here Tuesday, killing at least six people, including himself, authorities said.
Eddie Smith, a reporter for WMOX radio in Meridian, told MSNBC TV the gunman, who was dressed in camouflage, shot 14 people all told, killing five of them, before turning one of his guns on himself. Smith quoted sheriff’s officials as saying the shooting resulted from a domestic dispute.
shooting at Lockheed

for love or money
 

After the first 6 minute spiel to Pa(i)ge, when it became clear that they were going to show his ramble to Erin before revealing how it came out, I turned to the fiancee and said "fast forward it." She said no. I said, no, I'm serious, fast forward it, and she again replied no. Finally I said "I'm going to punch you in the face if you don't fast forward it." That didn't get me anywhere. I went to the bookshelf and grabbed "The Bretheren" and amused myself for awhile.

str(it was the closest thing handy)8

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

OK, you're making me do this - it's sooo quiet here today. What? Is everyone working?

OK, here is your drag queen name generator. Using my nickname I'm Joan Fabuloso. Using my full given name, I'm Rusty Boltz.

drag queen name generator

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Using my screen-name, I am Shiniqua.
Using my given name I am, no lying, Our Glorious Leader. WTF??

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Board Name: Deirdre Delirious
IRL Name: Maria Callous

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Really? Because I get Notorious F.A.G.

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Oh, yeah, that old trick again. "Go to my personal web page, and first, type in your secret screen name, followed shortly thereafter by your real name."

Too tired. Everybody knows by now it's just a cute way to find out who everyone really is. NOBODY is going to fall for this again.

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Board Name: Connie Lingus

Porn Name (middle name & childhood street): Petula Clap

Pussy advice
 

Just got back from a hearing.....groan.....

Anyhow, the "pet hotel" is quite nice. They sleep on couches at this big ranch house out in the country. I'd tell you the name of the place, but you'd probably take the last available slot when I need to drop her off next time.

Anyhow, I dont feel guilty. And no, no dibs on the bed. That's reserved for Mrs. Ebola and Little Ebola.

Pussy advice
 

As long as the bed isn't reserved for the CAT!

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Using my screen name: Giant Throbbing Manhood
Using my real name: Pretty Little Flower

Britney, Hot Off the NYTimes Website
 

Oh my God--Britney and Justin had SEX! And gentlemen, she's also looking for at least "a kiss" at the moment:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/arts...le-Spears.html

:eek2:

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Board name: Heather Boa
Real name: Gloria Gaynow

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Bette Gayvis

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

I'm also Joan Fabuloso using my nickname. Just Lulu using my real name (see, I should drop my last name).

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Real Name: Joan Fabuloso (real name is similar to NotFromHere and notcasesensitive)

Screen Name: Kitty Koquesucre

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

I used your real name, just to mix things up.

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Last night I was watching VH-1 Classic again (insert Serenity Prayer here) and saw a clip from an old Doors concert film. I was struck by how absolutely perfect Val Kilmer was playing Jim Morrison. It wasn't just the face --- he was Jim Morrison, all kooky and creepy, a feat completely improbable for a guy named "Val."

I nominate Val Kilmer in "The Doors" for a proposed poll: Best Casting Ever ("Real" Person). Nominees must have inhabited the persona of another known person.

Runner up is Gary Cole playing Robert Reed playing Mike Brady in the otherwise awful Brady Bunch movies --- Shelley Long comported herself well, too. Special award to Jim Carrey playing Dick York playing Darren and Nicole Kidman playing Elizabeth Montgomery playing Samantha in their "Bewitched" project, if it gets made.

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Jimmy spends how many years perfecting the "Val" look, and all you can do is praise Val?

(The kooky, creepy look is merely the product of different drug regimens finally achieving complementary stasis. I think Val had a . . . er, . . . "head" start on this role.)

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

George C. Scott as Patton
Gary Bussey as Buddy Holly
Mike Myers as Studio 54 owner Steve Rubell
The guys that played Beavis and Butthead in their movie

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Jim Carrey as Andy Kaufman.

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

I spend all this time and money to balance my yin and yang to achieve the perfect creepy look, and you're telling me I should have been worried about equipoise on my amp/goofer axis?

Sounds like it's time for another come-to-Jesus with my dealer/acupuncturist.

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Yes! Ha ha! That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm running a website out of the UK, just to find out your real name, Notorious F.A.G.

And I find it odd that my porn name is Ann Flanders.

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Real Name: La Miranda

Screen Name: Zelda

My Paigow sock: Ivana Dick

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

"Best" in the classic sense? Or "Best" in the "I can't help watching this no matter how many times it's on TV" sense? Because in the latter case, it's hands-down, and forever, Faye Dunaway in "Mommie Dearest."

I *still* use plastic hangers as a result of that movie.

Britney, Hot Off the NYTimes Website
 

And Britney Spears' drag name is Olivia Kuntz

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Agree on Gary Busey. Got an Oscar nomination for that.

Hard to believe that's the same drug-addled, brain damaged (or both) guy on "I'm With Busey" on Comedy Central nowadays...

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

I thought that Lou Diamond Phillips was good as Richie Valens in La Bamba.

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Busey is the poster child for the importance of wearing helmets when you ride motorcycles.

Thurgreed's Momma's jaw was tired
 

I wasn't choking the chicken. I was roping the pony. Which brings us to a pathetically obvious POLL.....

Favorite euphemism for TCBing?

Thurgreed's Momma's jaw was tired
 

Slapping the sleestak

More fun here:

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

(euphemism generator)

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began

validating the client-server bucket.

Thurgreed's Momma's jaw was tired
 

Thanks to the Reptile, I have a new favorite: whipping the milkshake!

The Fashion of Baby Names
 

I think Putz might be a bit to common to use on a credit card

Thurgreed's Momma's jaw was tired
 

For the ladies: making butter or flicking the bean

"For one of his intelligence, he was remarkable adept at
roasting the nether surgeon general."

Don't know what it means, but it sure sounds dirty.

My favorite was "double-parking the one-eyed salami mobile."

Thurgreed's Momma's jaw was tired
 

These are the female ones I like:

paddling the pink canoe
playing the clitar

and my top favorite

walking in the valley of looooove

there's also one that I have heard like playing with the carrot of the fuzzy bunny or something like that, but I don't think that's exactly it - anyone?

speaking of burritos
 

Peasant. The best burritos are made at places that have one or two locations, tops, nobody working the counter or kitchen speaks English as a native language, and you just instinctively know you don't want to look in the alley.

speaking of burritos
 

Do these include TBE #1 and #2 and TBP? All w/in a few blocks of the Halsted/Wrightwood area?