LawTalkers - Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Say I wished to send a present from www.dogdoo.com to a certain colleague at my former firm (aka Ftard Partner). How much of a time difference since I left that pit of hell is sufficient that such a delivery would not be associated with me? 8-10 months?

I was disappointed to see that is is not real dog crap that they send, but I guess that is to be expected. You just can't get quality merchandise these days.

I would send it as soon as you hear someone else has quit or been axed - 8-10 months is overkill.

SEC_Chick

10-22-2004 03:33 PM

Apprentice ?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I like the pic in the pink blazer that makes her look like she's ripping a fart.
And the one at her desk where she's supposedly working - but the chair is too low or something and it looks like she's a grade school kid doing homework.

Too bad I don't think she's doing any speaking engagements around here. I would love to hear her dating tips learned from the Apprentice.

I caught a minute of her interview w/ Katie Couric this morning and Kate said "You wanted me to ask you if you're single. So are you single?" I loved her pointing out to everyone that Stacy WANTED everyone to know she was single.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-22-2004 03:34 PM

Whaaah.

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Originally posted by TexLex
What sort of Dr. would one see for a gimpy knee? And by gimpy, I mean a leaping-over-a-big-ottoman-and-landing-wrong-and-I- haven't-been-able-to-walk-right-for-days-now-gimpy. Is a GP ok or should I even bother? I mean it will eventually get better or rot off by itself, right?

This is not remotely on topic, so I apologize for that. However, I was in so much pain this morning that I couldn't even bear to walk over to the closet to put clothes on until much later.

Torn cartilage at best. Torn ligament(s) (and cartilage) at worst. Go see an orthopedist.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

10-22-2004 03:36 PM

Apprentice ?

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
OK, so fired midget Stacy claims to practice corporate law at a top NY firm. Anyone know which one?

Fuck you for not putting this in spoiler colors, you ass.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop

10-22-2004 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Bring back the Milton
And lefty needs are answered
Pavano safety net

Can they get out of
Kevin's Brown's massive contract?
Vazquez's also?

ThurgreedMarshall

10-22-2004 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Can they get out of
Kevin's Brown's massive contract?
Vazquez's also?

We should keep Vazquez.
Put Kevin Brown on waivers.
No takers? Eat it.

TM

dtb	10-22-2004 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We should keep Vazquez.
Put Kevin Brown on waivers.
No takers? Eat it.

TM

Eat what? The ham sandwich?** Ahhh. It all makes sense now.

**Slave -- I owe you a royalty check. I've used your phrase as often as I can squeeze it into a conversation (however tangential it may seem).

barely_legal

10-22-2004 03:46 PM

Apprentice ?

WARNING: APPRENTICE SPOILER BELOW (added by b_l)

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick

OK, so fired midget Stacy claims to practice corporate law at a top NY firm. Anyone know which one?

On an unrelated note...

Say I wished to send a present from www.dogdoo.com to a certain colleague at my former firm (aka Ftard Partner). How much of a time difference since I left that pit of hell is sufficient that such a delivery would not be associated with me? 8-10 months?

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!! Again???????????

SPOILER SPACE PLEASE.

robustpuppy

10-22-2004 03:47 PM

Apprentice ?

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The desk shot was my favorite until I saw the the one of her in glasses where you get a hint of another woman's cleavage.

The one where she appears to be pulling a suitcase in which she could sleep is also amusing.

Something about that shrimpy brat just brings out the heightist in me, and I only saw the Apprentice for the first time last night.

LessinSF

10-22-2004 03:49 PM

Apprentice ?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd probably fuck her, but she could do without the photo gallery.

She can suck my dick while I rest my beer on her head. A quick search of the web, however, does not reveal that she is licensed or working anywhere (as an attorney at least). That said, I would prefer that Jennifer Massey, formerly of Brobeck and Clifford Chance, suck my dick. Her husband, Aron (they couldn't afford buying the extra vowel) can watch.

barely_legal

10-22-2004 03:54 PM

Apprentice ?

And an extra "fuck you" to the moderators who failed to add spoiler space before I read it. You know who you are. And you suck ass.

SlaveNoMore

10-22-2004 03:55 PM

Apprentice ?

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ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck you for not putting this in spoiler colors, you ass.

TM

Oh stop. I don't even watch that crap and I saw this fired chick on TV this morning.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-22-2004 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Slave -- I owe you a royalty check. I've used your phrase as often as I can squeeze it into a conversation (however tangential it may seem).

Are you talking about the "trade him for a ham sammich" quote? You need to get out more. That saying is as old as...well, I don't really know. But it's older than you and you should know it.

TM

dtb	10-22-2004 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you talking about the "trade him for a ham sammich" quote? You need to get out more. That saying is as old as...well, I don't really know. But it's older than you and you should know it.

TM

OK Slave, when you get the check, just rip it up. 'kay?

robustpuppy

10-22-2004 03:59 PM

Apprentice ?

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Originally posted by barely_legal
And an extra "fuck you" to the moderators who failed to add spoiler space before I read it. You know who you are. And you suck ass.

Hey, I was "working." Don't blame me for another person's total lack of consideration or expect me to protect you from everything. I'm not your Mommy.

Bitch.

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