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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Aesthetics aside, what message is meant to be conveyed when someone puts one of these on their car?

http://www.rof.com/images/Dolphin_200.jpg

I'm planning on quitting my job to smoke weed?

TM

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ltl/fb
RT throws out a sexual softball, and you all talk football. Fucking pathetic.

He's trying to lay low after nailing her sister.

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
He's trying to lay low after nailing her sister.

Why? I think he'd be into an RT & sister sandwich.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
RT throws out a sexual softball, and you all talk football. Fucking pathetic.

It's all about buttsex. Keep up.

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Originally posted by dtb
Or corn.

I had thought that was his anal probing of a girl?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's all about buttsex. Keep up.

Bottoms up?

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I had thought that was his anal probing of a girl?

It may have been. However, butt-play and Sebastian are inextricably melded with corn in my mind. The actual details are wholly unimportant.

Adventures in Wal-Martian America

A woman ran over two teenage brothers after they accidentally hit her sport utility vehicle with a golf ball they were bouncing in a parking lot.

Best part:

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A witness said that after the SUV came to rest, Allen got out of the car and smoked a cigarette with the boys lying on the ground in pain.

If I sign up this case, I'm naming the tobacco companies as defendants.

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Some of us are married.

Others are still busy looking at that picture of Kournikova's ass.

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Originally posted by dtb
It may have been. However, butt-play and Sebastian are inextricably melded with corn in my mind. The actual details are wholly unimportant.

Or holely unimportant.

Chrismas presents

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"Into me" has priority over "tight abs," for those that are looking for Christmas presents for me. And if he does carpentry/landscape work, I'd probably faint dead away. But simply "into me" will do.

The discovery that women are into guys who play with wood and sharp objects, or who like to bend down in the dirt and shove bushes into holes, was one of the turning points of my youth.

My god, where I came from, everyone did such things and those who could read at a sixth grade level usually couldn't wait until they didn't have to anymore. Suddenly, I had skills that the little prep-meisters never learned.

But what is it about carpentry or landscape work that does it? The sweat? The callouses? That kind of dustiness you have when you come up from a few hours of working wood?

Why is any of this more appealing that sitting on your ass crafting a good legal argument? Why, RT?

(UM, but, otherwise, given the distance, maybe we'd best just talk about football).

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Some of us are married.

If you were really into her, that wouldn't matter.

Chrismas presents

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But what is it about carpentry or landscape work that does it? The sweat? The callouses? That kind of dustiness you have when you come up from a few hours of working wood?

Why is any of this more appealing that sitting on your ass crafting a good legal argument? Why, RT?

You're not really this dim, are you? She's a homeowner.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Bottoms up?

Are you saying something about preseason polls?

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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Others are still busy looking at that picture of Kournikova's ass.

Yeah, sorry RT. I'm with this group.