LawTalkers - Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

Originally posted by spookyfish
Not that I take any personal interest in these sort of things, but it appears from the picture that Swiper's tail is thicker. I'm just saying.

Note to self: Spooky is tail-curious.

SlaveNoMore

10-22-2004 03:59 PM

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OK Slave, when you get the check, just rip it up. 'kay?

Sorry, Less and I already cashed it to pay for 2 hookers and a ham sandwich.

barely_legal

10-22-2004 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hey, I was "working." Don't blame me for another person's total lack of consideration or expect me to protect you from everything. I'm not your Mommy.

Bitch.

shopping for lesbian porn at your desk doesn't count as "working." What the fuck do we pay you for anyway? And you are waaay too old to be my mother, btw. My mother is HOT and has big [fake] tits.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-22-2004 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Oh stop. I don't even watch that crap and I saw this fired chick on TV this morning.

Fuck you too. Since, unlike you, I don't watch Katie Couric, the first I heard of this was when I read it right here.

And yeah, I'm in a bad mood too. But take it out on a Boston fan, dumbass.

TM

TexLex

10-22-2004 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Too bad I don't think she's doing any speaking engagements around here. I would love to hear her dating tips learned from the Apprentice.

I particularly liked the "Feistiness Counts" topic. Is that code for short and whiny?

Also, I just perused her photo gallery - what's with the shot of her handing out pamphlets on a street corner in the buff?

robustpuppy

10-22-2004 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
shopping for lesbian porn at your desk doesn't count as "working." What the fuck do we pay you for anyway? And you are waaay too old to be my mother, btw. My mother is HOT and has big [fake] tits.

I only write this because I care: you need to get laid.

barely_legal

10-22-2004 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I only write this because I care: you need to get laid.

no fucking shit. too bad I refuse to pick my lays by going to Old Ebbit, closing my eyes and playing "eeny meeny miney mo -- oh fuck it, I'll screw everyone."

Replaced_Texan

10-22-2004 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I only write this because I care: you need to get laid.

It's really sad how many people this applies to.

robustpuppy

10-22-2004 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
no fucking shit. too bad I refuse to pick my lays by going to Old Ebbit, closing my eyes and playing "eeny meeny miney mo -- oh fuck it, I'll screw everyone."

I'm sorry you struck out both with the SAs during hunting season and with 2Ls during the recruiting process. Aren't there any unused new associates with whom you could fraternize?

taxwonk

10-22-2004 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm sorry you struck out both with the SAs during hunting season and with 2Ls during the recruiting process. Aren't there any unused new associates with whom you could fraternize?

This desperate girl-fighting is so freaking hot. I may just have to buy a ticket to DC.

barely_legal

10-22-2004 04:22 PM

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I don't really want your sloppy seconds -- but the first years told me that it was "like, totally awesome to screw someone who was alive during Woodstock!"

robustpuppy

10-22-2004 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
This desperate girl-fighting is so freaking hot. I may just have to buy a ticket to DC.

Who are you calling desparate?

robustpuppy

10-22-2004 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I don't really want your sloppy seconds -- but the first years told me that it was "like, totally awesome to screw someone who was alive during Woodstock!"

That was really tacky of them to talk to you about your mamma that way.

barely_legal

10-22-2004 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That was really tacky of them to talk to you about your mamma that way.

You know the hot girl fight is over when grandma is reduced to making a "yo mama" joke. Especially when the "yo mama" involved is hotter than both the girls.

Sorry Wonk. I'll send you some internet photos of my mother if you still need something to jerk off to.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

10-22-2004 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
And an extra "fuck you" to the moderators who failed to add spoiler space before I read it. You know who you are. And you suck ass.

Technically, I think MR is an admin, not a moderator.

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