Football and alcohol
 

So at the game yesterday (screw you Vick), there were guys in blue shirts all over the stadium. On the front of the shirt it said "Security" on the back of the shirt it said "Alcohol Enforcement." What the hell is that? Is that new? Is that NFL? Is that the fucking redneck enforcers in Seattle trying to keep people from drinking at a football game? So what these guys do is look for intoxicated people and wander up and down the aisles looking into people's cups. WTF? And again, airport security left a note in my suitcase saying that they had rifled my clothing once again. I am batting 1000 on this.

For Flower
 

I'm a big fan of Demon Days as well. Not as impressive as their debut, but good nonetheless.

For Flower
 

And it's gotten better with playing, too.

Football and alcohol
 

Was this a weekend trip? How many outfit changes were required? Maybe you should start doing the carry-on thing if you dislike the idea of security guards sniffing your panties.

Football and alcohol
 

The guys who check you in are to blame. I heard the curbside luggage guys will make a chalk mark on a suitcase from a hot woman so the guys in back know which ones to rifle through.

Next time, you carry your husband's bag and let him carry your's. They will mark his bag. Those security guys get a big handfull of some grotty stained old manly underwear, and they'll drop that shit right quick.

Football and alcohol
 

Well, there were 2 parties involved, so 2 sets of party clothing, football wear and day wear. Too much for a carry-on. Especially with the husband's clothing and shoes.

Plus, I got a pat-down search at the game. By an unattractive woman. Who was shorter than I.

Football and alcohol
 

You must be super hot or super annoying.

Napoleon Dynamite
 

Someone must have used their cell phone to record this. It's a bootleg of a video shown at some meeting. Bill Gates and Napoleon Dynamite. It's a really grainy bootleg with crappy audio, but it's funny.

Napoleon Dynamite and Bill Gates team up. You'll have to watch a commercial for another bad Viggo Mortenson movie first.

The camel toe video is not bad.

Football and alcohol
 

Everyone gets a pat-down search at the game. Usually by unattractive women.

Football and alcohol
 

Last time it was only purse search and random pat-downs. This time 100% pat-down. Almost like going to a Raider game. Only different. At Raider games, you can wear spikes on shoulder pads, but you can't bring an umbrella.

Did you have "Alcohol Enforcement?"

For Flower
 

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Yeah, good but not great. I do like some of the new things they tried on this one but others just don't come off. The chorus and funky handclaps work, but that monkey mountain story thing is just embarrassing. It was a dopey gimmick when the Velvet Underground did it and it's still annoying.

Football and alcohol
 

Blazer games have alcohol enforcement. Which is rEdiculous, because in contrast to the players, the Portland fans are a pretty mild-mannered bunch. This ain't Detroit.

Football and alcohol
 

You can still enjoy a drink outside the stadium, right?

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And the Jets are expected to beat Miami, so I'm not particularly excited by their performance.

Football and alcohol
 

I know this is outable, but seriously, that's you isn't it?

Football and alcohol
 

Only in Oakland. Where you can pretty much drink in front of law enforcement. Or openly smoke weed as long as you're in the endzone area.

There is no public drinking in Seattle. Unless you are caged like an animal in some Beer Garden. And no Jay Walking. I'm serious. Guys can sell heroin at the Pike Market, but god forbid they should jay walk. That would get them into trouble.

One of the SeaGals looks a tiny bit like Brooke Burke.

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