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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-30-2005 08:47 PM
Top o the Board to you!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
an unfortunate Burger interruption
is there any other kind?

sebastian_dangerfield 11-30-2005 10:51 PM
Market your clients, kids.
 
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
But he's drinking for two. Cut the man some slack. Besides, he's got a designated driver now. That's not something you wanna waste.
I've always had a dd. If she's drinking, we're getting a cab or a car. I just don't stay in any sensible driving condition when people are drinking. Drinking's pointless if you can't go all the way with it.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-30-2005 10:53 PM
Market your clients, kids.
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So the fear is not that the wife would find out about the making out, it is that the hot chick would say no to the making out and then you'd be in the awkward position of having to reconcile the fact that you were once on her list, but you are no longer? That is sad. Especially to find out about it on New Year's Eve. That is almost drive-home-drunk-and-put-a-pistol-in-your-mouth sad. Does Hallmark make cards for that sort of thing?
No, the fear is my wife being pissed. She knows I'd like to do it. But actually doing it is an entirely different thing... Besides, the chick isn't going to make out with me. She's one of my wife's best friends!

sebastian_dangerfield 11-30-2005 10:59 PM
Market your clients, kids.
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I love first pregnancy husbands predicting how their wife will react to things, especially that he finds someone else attractive right now.

Not to mention that the "drinking lots while she isn't drinking at all" shit has got to hit a wall any day now.
1. Thanks for letting me know they all act the same. Predictable as cattle, right?

2. We have an agreement. There will be no cessation of any substance "just cause I have a kid." There can't be. I can never stop drinking or smoking pot. I'm not kidding. I don't think I could live.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-30-2005 11:03 PM
Market your clients, kids.
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I just think with the wife pregnant and not able to drink, it might be making it harder on her to have to step over empty vodka and beer bottles in the morning on her way to throw up. It just seems a little unsupportive, you know?

His wife and/or MIL will be explaining it to him soon- then he can flesh out the argument for us.
To the contrary, she was bored with the party scene already anyway. She's more into the buying shit phase of life.

The MIL doesn't get near me on shit. They'd sooner suffer thumbscrews (Hi DTB!) than interfere in others' business, particularly personal business. Good people. Solid stoic mind their own shit and stay the fuck out of yours types.

Hank Chinaski 11-30-2005 11:16 PM
Market your clients, kids.
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Thanks for letting me know they all act the same. Predictable as cattle, right?
on that one question, I believe the answer is yes.

Diane_Keaton 12-01-2005 08:15 AM
Because nfh Is Not Here . . .
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case
Nov 30 2:41 PM US/Eastern
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A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.

James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.

The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.


http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/30/D8E700JG0.html

I hate to blame the victim, but I don't know that I'd be able to look at my horse the same way ever again. And I wonder what the community service will be. Mucking stables for the police horses?
You never hear what happens after the ole "Community Service" is imposed, yet every day there are thousands of fruitcakes (especially in Hollywood) that receive this "sentence." The guy videotaped his friend getting ass-gored by a horse and now we want him to run around servicing our community? Keep that shit away from us I say.

Not Bob 12-01-2005 09:10 AM
Because nfh Is Not Here . . .
 
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
You never hear what happens after the ole "Community Service" is imposed, yet every day there are thousands of fruitcakes (especially in Hollywood) that receive this "sentence." The guy videotaped his friend getting ass-gored by a horse and now we want him to run around servicing our community? Keep that shit away from us I say.
Relax. At least around here, they tend to select harmless stuff like weekend roadside trash picking-up duty. Plus, I don't think that the judge will approve of any attempt to volunteer with a hippo therapy program.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-01-2005 11:20 AM
I hate the weatherman
 
It was supposed to be all winter wonderland here this morning. Instead, we get the usual 37 and raining. How pleasant.

Replaced_Texan 12-01-2005 11:33 AM
I hate the weatherman
 
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It was supposed to be all winter wonderland here this morning. Instead, we get the usual 37 and raining. How pleasant.
I think it's about 67 and sunny here. My only objection, as usual, is to the enthusiasm with which the HVAC guys operate their machinery. I think it's about 84 degrees in my office right now.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-01-2005 11:54 AM
I hate the weatherman
 
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It was supposed to be all winter wonderland here this morning. Instead, we get the usual 37 and raining. How pleasant.
We got your weather.

dtb 12-01-2005 12:11 PM
I hate the weatherman
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think it's about 67 and sunny here. My only objection, as usual, is to the enthusiasm with which the HVAC guys operate their machinery. I think it's about 84 degrees in my office right now.


You Texas people and your fancy indoor/outdoor weather. Harumph.

Replaced_Texan 12-01-2005 12:22 PM
Pete over at A Perfectly Cormulent Blog gives his list of the Greatest Songs Ever Written About Anal Sex. Any others?

notcasesensitive 12-01-2005 12:38 PM
I hate the weatherman
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think it's about 67 and sunny here. My only objection, as usual, is to the enthusiasm with which the HVAC guys operate their machinery. I think it's about 84 degrees in my office right now.
We should swap offices. We still have a/c at full capacity even though the highs have been in the upper 60s (well, there have been some brisk winds that would warrant a decrease in the a/c volume).

Someone who shall remain nameless (fringey) tried to blame the victim yesterday by insinuating that I wasn't doing all I could to stay warm. I will have you know I am now on day three of ncs closed toe shoe season, I drink hot tea as my main beverage at work AND I've been wearing sweaters everyday (today is the first outing of a cashmere one I bought last year that I am particularly fond of). Short of wearing a parka and gloves, I'm not sure what else to do.

taxwonk 12-01-2005 12:40 PM
lusty divorcees
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Kenmore.

Bosch and Miele can suck it. Same problem as whole foods.*

Same for Viking and Sub-Zero, fwiw.
Maybe in dishwashers, but Viking and Sub-Zero are industrial strength in the stove/range arena, where Kenmore, Jenn-Air, etc. just can't carry the distance.


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