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No, but you'll have a serious contender for winner on the next breasticle day.

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So how does Rush blame this on Clinton?


http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/10/1...ugh/index.html

I am fat, full of shit and addicted to painkillers. And you are a redneck ultimate fighting watching idiot.

Ditto this motherfucker.

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Way to kill the joke, not that it was that good anyway...

Mutual masturbation has always struck me as a strange practice. The two of you are sitting there, with all the equipment ready to roll.... so you jack off and she plays with play with the little man in the canoe?

I like watching a woman masturbate as much as the next guy, but if I can fuck her, why the hell would I want to TCB in front of her instead?

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Well, I think we can put down "anyone I've ever fucked" in the "would and has fucked someone stupid" column because I didn't even pick up an insult from that part. It (arpy's post) was a very nicely-done post overall, tho. I liked it.

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Women offer 4-hand sensual massage w/ happy ending for Yankee/Sox tix.

For good seats, I bet they'd go full service.

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I don't know, why don't you tell us more?

I also composed a ditty for you. It took me all week. I hope you enjoy it.


"Robust, You'll be My Puppy Soon"

Robust, you'll be my puppy... soon

I love you so much, can't count all the ways
I've died for you Busty and all they can say is
"He's not your kind"
They never get tired of putting me down
And I'll never know when I come around
What I'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind.
Don't you know...

Robust, you'll be my puppy soon,
Please, come take my hand
Robust, you'll be my puppy soon,
Soon, you'll need a man

I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're saying girl it cuts like a knife


OK. That is all I have write now. There is a deadline, and a week was not enough time for me to put together all my thoughts into a song for you. I hope you enjoyed it and will email you the rest of it when I finish it next month.

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Like this:

Rush Limbaugh uses himself as example of moral decay of America

Conservative radio talk show host blames his drug problem on liberals' disdain for personal responsibility.

Palm Beach--Citing his reckless and illegal use of prescription drugs, Rush Limbaugh lambasted liberals for causing the moral decay of the country by refusing to take responsibility for their actions.

"I'm a perfect example of what happens when the touchy-feely, do-it-if-it-feels-good liberals have their way," he warned the 20 million listeners of his nationally syndicated radio show. "There's no accountability anymore. People like me feel like they can get away with anything and they shouldn't have to answer to God or anyone else. And it's all the fault of the radical Left."

The pill-popping, racial slurring Limbaugh said as long as Americans are unwilling to take an honest look at themselves and shape up, the nation will continue it's downward spiral into a decadent, hedonistic, self-gratifying orgy of sexual promiscuity, drug addiction, socialism and, most alarmingly of all, higher taxes.

The conservative pundit referred back to remarks he made about drug use in Oct. 1995 to further illustrate his point.


"Let's all admit something. There's nothing good about drug use. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs," he explained at the time. "And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."

It is for the above reasons, he said, that all of the liberals that directly or indirectly contributed to his fall into drug addiction should be rounded up and thrown in jail for the rest of their natural lives.

But Rush noted that he was not the only outspoken conservative figure to succumb to the Left's agenda of situational ethics and insidious corruption. Bill Bennett, that beacon of morality and religious conservatism, serves as another warning of what can happen when an otherwise upstanding Republican let's his guard down and listens to the lies propagated by the liberal media.

"Friends, this is no less than a coordinated effort by the Left to stifle each and every conservative voice in the media one by one," cautioned Limbaugh while in a prescription drug-induced paranoid psychosis. "When are we going to wake up and realize that we are in a culture war and they are winning?"

Dittoheads from across the United States responded energetically to Limbaugh's message of personal responsibility.

"I know exactly what you're talking about Rush," exclaimed Terry Morgan from Montana. "Those damned liberals made me embezzle several million dollars from my employer. Now I'm in the state penitentiary while the ones who are truly responsible for this crime are running free."

Another listener displaced his feelings of self-loathing onto the "tree-hugging hippies that have taken over my mind."

"I'm an abject failure in every aspect of my life thanks to the free-wheeling bohemians that control my every move," he said. "It's just a matter of time before they force me to vote for a tax and spend Democrat and go on welfare. Damn you Lefties!"

http://www.freepressed.com/limbaugh.htm

aV

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Now, I don't know what that means--though I sense it's not complimentary--but I do know that it's not fair that he gets to narcotize himself senseless when the public's forced to listen to him stone cold sober.

Any leads on his dealers?

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Some reasons:

1. She has AIDS.
2. She's your sister and otherwise it would be incest.
3. She's your wife's mother and otherwise it wold be cheating.
4. She's on the rag.
5. She specifically requested a facial.

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When I first read this, I read "mental masturbation" I didn't know what that meant, but I wonder if that's what happens when Penske takes himself off of his ignore list and starts talking to himself again.

Now we just need to see RB's view of fucking stupid people to find out if you even have a chance.

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To see what her non-fake orgasms look like.

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This is why I need to be a billionaire...

Wonk, If I showed up at your place with Simson and Spears and said "Ladies, fuck this guy senseless" you wouldn't get stiffer than a flagpole in 30 sec? Look, there ain't a man or gay woman alive who would not band both of those chicks silly...

Hell, I think my wife would even give my a free pass on that threesome.

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do any women have deep chin dimples?
is it tough to clean in a chin dimple (male or female?)

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My love for you knows no bounds.

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That... is a great comeback.

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Bitch, please (Or Bitch please if you're ABBA) not with a 10 foot pole. Not even with your pole.

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I'd get hard as a rock.


Then, one or both of them would say "Ewwww, he just used the F word" and I'd have to throw the three of you out and mix up a pitcher of martinis.

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Now now leagl, I think everyone will agree I am mainly correct when I say you are lying about this. Maybe to yourself as well, in an effort to bolster your feeble self-esteem and keep those self-loathing feelings buried, but lying all the same.

I can't bring myself to say something graphically loathsome about how turned on you would be by Jessica whoever and Britney. Sorry.

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This is excellent, because S^2 has a newfound love for Tigers!

I sense romance!

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I hate you. Meanie.

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I cannot believe you are not responding to the incredibly deep substance of my post and are resorting to name-calling in a pathetic attempt to change the subject.

Let's be honest here. You hate me because I am absolutely 100% right, don't you? And not because I deprived you of a loathsomely (loathesomely?) graphic description.

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Yes. Well that and you are prettier than I am. I hate that.

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. It's not like you are ugly. You are just in the middle somewhere and feel insecure about it. And you probably should.

I do hope all of my constructive criticism is helping you come to grips with your psychological deficiencies.

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Yes, thank you for pointing out my deficient nature.

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Wait a minute... where's the squirt gun full of Lubriderm?

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You are welcome. Any time.

Oh BTW, just so you know, and in the interests of helping you with your many self-esteem problems and deficiencies, some of the kids you were in 3rd grade with thought you smelled funny sometimes. Or even a lot of the time.

This is puzzling, and can't be very good for the shoes either.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/euro...utter.shoe.jpg

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With his TCB mag stash, of course...

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Oh...so that's why I had no friends.

I can't imagine it is any fun doing this with someone who keeps agreeing with you.



I am more interested in the shoe story. My God, the horror. Were they nice shoes? Can they be salvaged? Who would do such an awful thing as deface shoes?

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Nah. I think Wonk's right on this one. If either one of them opened their mouth to say words (and with that grating, nails on the chalkboard baby voice of theirs) that would kill the moment.

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As fun for me as for anyone.

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You not saying that StickShifter would cheat on Montecore are you?

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Some things would be worth ramming a spike though your eardrums, Equus-like. This may be one of those things.

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Look, both chicks are dumb as oxen, but ya gotta admit, objectively, Simpson is pretty damn attractive. And Britney looks like you could bounce silver dollars off every inch of her.

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Sure, I can appreciate a fine body as much as the next person. Doesn't mean I want to fuck them though.


Edited to say silver dollars? You bounce silver dollars off women?

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But let me assure you it's loads of fun for everyone else! :D :D :D

E/O: Have people stopped raving about your ass? Was that you on the bicycle next to Penske?

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Heh.

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It's like Vin Diesel. Nice bod - real nice bod. Talks like a guy with a 6th grade ejukashun, bad accent, ugly face, unfuckable.
Repeat for Fred Durst.