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bold_n_brazen 11-12-2008 06:22 PM

Re: Time, time, time; see what's become of me.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 370965)
I don't think so.

TM


This needs a "Y'all".

ThurgreedMarshall 11-12-2008 06:31 PM

A Real Speech
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 370960)
Dig it.

This reminds me of a conversation I had last week with a friend. How fucking awesome would it be if Obama got up at the Inauguration and gave the following speech?:

Can you count, suckahs? I say the future is ours. If you can count. Now look at what you have before you. You've got Indiana sitting next to California. We've got Virginia right by Massachusets. Nobody is wasting nobody. That is a miracle. And miracle is the way things ought to be.

You're standing right now with 57 Senators from our 50 states. And there are over 255 more Congressmen from the House. That's 312 hardcore members. 2,534.5, counting democratic delegates. And 66,361,433 more, not organized, but ready to fight. 66,363,967.5 soldiers.

Now there ain't but 214 Republican Senators and Reps in the whole town, can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIG IIIIIIIIT?

TM

cheval de frise 11-12-2008 06:43 PM

Re: A Real Speech
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 370972)
This reminds me of a conversation I had last week with a friend. How fucking awesome would it be if Obama got up at the Inauguration and gave the following speech?:

Can you count, suckahs? I say the future is ours. If you can count. Now look at what you have before you. You've got Indiana sitting next to California. We've got Virginia right by Massachusets. Nobody is wasting nobody. That is a miracle. And miracle is the way things ought to be.

You're standing right now with 57 Senators from our 50 states. And there are over 255 more Congressmen from the House. That's 312 hardcore members. 2,534.5, counting democratic delegates. And 66,361,433 more, not organized, but ready to fight. 66,363,967.5 soldiers.

Now there ain't but 214 Republican Senators and Reps in the whole town, can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIG IIIIIIIIT?

TM

You missed the most important element--dress code. Will this speech be delivered in morning pants, or in a fleece-lined brown leather duster?

Paging DebtSlave...

CDF

LessinSF 11-12-2008 06:43 PM

Re: It is nought good a sleeping hound wake...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 370962)
Someone said "Beetlejuice" three times and Penske showed up. It was all downhill from there.

I thought it was just further evidence that all of y'all are his socks.

cheval de frise 11-12-2008 06:51 PM

Re: It is nought good a sleeping hound wake...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 370974)
I thought it was just further evidence that all of y'all are his socks.

If he has my log-in, "I" may owe y'all some apologies. How long have "I" been gone?

CDF (It's been years since I spent much time here. The board looks a little different from what I remember--better now, I think.)

Penske_Account 11-12-2008 10:36 PM

time, time, time.....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 370968)
She misses you too. You were perfect together. You didn't have to ply her with alcohol, and she didn't have to go all John Henry on your penis pump.

CDF (good times, good times)


Yes, a Hazy Shade of winter indeed. Tell her I said hi!

Hank Chinaski 11-12-2008 10:39 PM

Re: time, time, time.....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 370981)
Yes, a Hazy Shade of winter indeed. Tell her I said hi!

unsolicited suggestion? go make fake posts on all the other boards so that if she comes back the "penske account" posts together spell "Welcome Back Paigow!"

Penske_Account 11-12-2008 10:39 PM

Re: A Real Speech
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 370972)
This reminds me of a conversation I had last week with a friend. How fucking awesome would it be if Obama got up at the Inauguration and gave the following speech?:

Can you count, suckahs? I say the future is ours. If you can count. Now look at what you have before you. You've got Indiana sitting next to California. We've got Virginia right by Massachusets. Nobody is wasting nobody. That is a miracle. And miracle is the way things ought to be.

You're standing right now with 57 Senators from our 50 states. And there are over 255 more Congressmen from the House. That's 312 hardcore members. 2,534.5, counting democratic delegates. And 66,361,433 more, not organized, but ready to fight. 66,363,967.5 soldiers.

Now there ain't but 214 Republican Senators and Reps in the whole town, can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIG IIIIIIIIT?

TM

that doesnt sound very post-partisan.

Penske_Account 11-12-2008 10:44 PM

Re: It is nought good a sleeping hound wake...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 370974)
I thought it was just further evidence that all of y'all are his socks.

I quit sockin after I deep sixed the patentpara thing. Even I came to realise that the hiring the hooker to meet TM thing was a little much.....

Jack Manfred 11-13-2008 12:56 AM

Re: Hush my darling, don't you cry.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 370946)
And I am a huge fan of both The Bangles and The Go-Go's. In fact, I love The Go-Go’s. I bought Beauty and the Beat (on vinyl, natch) when it was new on the recommendation of The Punk Rock Girl, and she and I saw them in concert a few times. (We both preferred Jane to Belinda, btw.)

2. I don't think either The Bangles or The Go-Go's qualify as guilty pleasures. What's more Susanna Hoffs has done some excellent work recently with Matthew Sweet. They have an album called Under the Covers, Vol. 1 with some nice takes on Neil Young and The Who, among others. I'd wager she'll be sitting in with Matthew Sweet for at least his LA tour date next week. She's got one of the most underappreciated female voices in rock/pop music.

Belinda Carlisle actually put out a well-received French-language album (titled Voila) last year. In fairness to those shoppers who might want to click the Amazon link (is there an Amazon link on here now?) it seems pretty clear that Ms. Carlisle's Playboy photos (taken when she was 42!) were more well-received than her new album.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-13-2008 09:18 AM

Re: A Real Speech
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 370983)
that doesnt sound very post-partisan.

Please tell me you get the reference.

TM

dtb 11-13-2008 09:19 AM

Re: A Real Speech
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 370999)
Please tell me you get the reference.

TM

I figured it was A reference, but I had (and have) no idea what it was.

I'm the Queen of Uncool.

Queen Lame-tifa?

ThurgreedMarshall 11-13-2008 09:22 AM

Re: A Real Speech
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 371000)
I figured it was A reference, but I had (and have) no idea what it was.

I'm the Queen of Uncool.

Queen Lame-tifa?

http://www.dvdclassik.com/V2/Critiqu...riors%2006.jpg

and look what I found:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2300/...951d8e884a.jpg

Guess my idea wasn't so original.

TM

evenodds 11-13-2008 10:00 AM

Re: A Real Speech
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 371001)
Guess my idea wasn't so original.

It may not have been unique to you, but you can never go wrong with The Warriors.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-13-2008 10:05 AM

Re: They get off on '57 Chevys
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 370955)
hank williams the III plays punk?

I bought some Hank III on the suggestion of a buddy who said it was great stuff for freeway driving. "Hellbilly," I believe is the style.

Imagine Slayer playing banjos with Roy Acuff's voice sped up from 33 to 45 on the vocals. Now fill every song with a run of mindless cursing, ranting at the music industry and the a few screams here and there.

Perhaps it is perfect California freeway music.

ETA: He has a punk side project. God only knows what that sounds like.

Pretty Little Flower 11-13-2008 10:19 AM

Re: Hush my darling, don't you cry.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 370996)
2. I don't think either The Bangles or The Go-Go's qualify as guilty pleasures.


For fuck's sake, we're a half step away from discussing how unfairly maligned Bananara was and how dark and subversive their music and lyrics are once you really get to know their oeuvre.

And NotBob, if you ever compare Sleater-Kinney to the Bangles again, I am going to e-mail the early-90s version of Kathleen Hanna and tell her that you called Liz Phair a riot grrrl.

Hank Chinaski 11-13-2008 10:21 AM

funny story disguised as a request for advice
 
a woman i know does "photo montages." she takes a hundred or so photos and video and put music to it and creates the films shown at bar/bat mitzvahs.

a somewhat distant old friend sent the 100 pictures selected for her younger son's video.

among them is a picture shot in some living room that takes in two chairs with an older couple in them and a couch. on the couch is the older son, stark naked with pecked clearly shown. he is about 8. the younger brother has his back to the camera, and in standing over his brother in underwear.

the thing is, a mom is supposed to select the pictures that best highlight the child. this picture, at best, highlights the older son. AND actually raises questions about what sort of odd rituals these people might be doing.

she choose to not include the shot, and the mom did not ask about it.

we are debating whether to ask the mom about the shot. thoughts?

Hank Chinaski 11-13-2008 10:46 AM

Re: Hush my darling, don't you cry.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371007)
For fuck's sake, we're a half step away from discussing how unfairly maligned Bananara was and how dark and subversive their music and lyrics are once you really get to know their oeuvre.

translation: I had a monster crush on Siobhan until I saw the Really saying something video, with Neville Staple hanging all over her. the band has been dead to me since.

Pretty Little Flower 11-13-2008 10:47 AM

Re: funny story disguised as a request for advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371008)
thoughts?

No.

cheval de frise 11-13-2008 10:49 AM

Re: Hush my darling, don't you cry.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371007)
For fuck's sake, we're a half step away from discussing how unfairly maligned Bananara was and how dark and subversive their music and lyrics are once you really get to know their oeuvre.

And NotBob, if you ever compare Sleater-Kinney to the Bangles again, I am going to e-mail the early-90s version of Kathleen Hanna and tell her that you called Liz Phair a riot grrrl.

Why so serious?

CDF

Pretty Little Flower 11-13-2008 10:55 AM

Re: Hush my darling, don't you cry.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371011)
Why so serious?

CDF

Walk Like an Egyptian always really bothered me. It seemed racist.

Not Bob 11-13-2008 11:27 AM

He was really saying something.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371007)
For fuck's sake, we're a half step away from discussing how unfairly maligned Bananara was and how dark and subversive their music and lyrics are once you really get to know their oeuvre.

And NotBob, if you ever compare Sleater-Kinney to the Bangles again, I am going to e-mail the early-90s version of Kathleen Hanna and tell her that you called Liz Phair a riot grrrl.

You have a long memory (although I think that I actually said it about someone even less riot grrrl-y than Liz Phair).

For the record, "SK approximates the Bangles or Go-Go's" was Diane's comparison, not mine. Please update your records accordingly.

Pretty Little Flower 11-13-2008 11:33 AM

Re: He was really saying something.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 371017)
You have a long memory (although I think that I actually said it about someone even less riot grrrl-y than Liz Phair).

For the record, "SK approximates the Bangles or Go-Go's" was Diane's comparison, not mine. Please update your records accordingly.

Too late. In fact, the official record has you down as saying, "The Bangles were like an earlier, harder-edged version of Sleater-Kinney." Which I really cannot fucking believe you said. I mean, seriously . . . .

Replaced_Texan 11-13-2008 11:43 AM

Re: They get off on '57 Chevys
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 371005)
I bought some Hank III on the suggestion of a buddy who said it was great stuff for freeway driving. "Hellbilly," I believe is the style.

Imagine Slayer playing banjos with Roy Acuff's voice sped up from 33 to 45 on the vocals. Now fill every song with a run of mindless cursing, ranting at the music industry and the a few screams here and there.

Perhaps it is perfect California freeway music.

ETA: He has a punk side project. God only knows what that sounds like.

Hank III is awesome.

cheval de frise 11-13-2008 11:46 AM

Don't stop believin'
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371022)
Too late. In fact, the official record has you down as saying, "The Bangles were like an earlier, harder-edged version of Sleater-Kinney." Which I really cannot fucking believe you said. I mean, seriously . . . .

You know, no matter how hard you try, you're gonna end up listening to piano concertos and drinking sherry in the end. You might as well speed it up and save yourself the angst of the Journey.

CDF

Replaced_Texan 11-13-2008 11:48 AM

Re: funny story disguised as a request for advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371008)
a woman i know does "photo montages." she takes a hundred or so photos and video and put music to it and creates the films shown at bar/bat mitzvahs.

a somewhat distant old friend sent the 100 pictures selected for her younger son's video.

among them is a picture shot in some living room that takes in two chairs with an older couple in them and a couch. on the couch is the older son, stark naked with pecked clearly shown. he is about 8. the younger brother has his back to the camera, and in standing over his brother in underwear.

the thing is, a mom is supposed to select the pictures that best highlight the child. this picture, at best, highlights the older son. AND actually raises questions about what sort of odd rituals these people might be doing.

she choose to not include the shot, and the mom did not ask about it.

we are debating whether to ask the mom about the shot. thoughts?

What would you ask?

cheval de frise 11-13-2008 11:51 AM

Re: funny story disguised as a request for advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 371032)
What would you ask?

I think he wants tips on how not to get arrested.

CDF

Hank Chinaski 11-13-2008 11:52 AM

Re: funny story disguised as a request for advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 371032)
What would you ask?

what the fuck was going on there? but we'd have to figure a polite way of asking, of course.

Pretty Little Flower 11-13-2008 11:52 AM

Re: Don't stop believin'
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371030)
You know, no matter how hard you try, you're gonna end up listening to piano concertos and drinking sherry in the end. You might as well speed it up and save yourself the angst of the Journey.

CDF

I have nothing against piano concertos or sherry. But I refuse to believe that nostalgia for 80s girl groups and wine coolers is part of the journey. Or Journey.

Hank Chinaski 11-13-2008 11:55 AM

Re: Don't stop believin'
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371035)
I have nothing against piano concertos or sherry. But I refuse to believe that nostalgia for 80s girl groups and wine coolers is part of the journey. Or Journey.

soccer question: can the referee get a yellow card?

cheval de frise 11-13-2008 11:57 AM

Re: funny story disguised as a request for advice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371034)
what the fuck was going on there? but we'd have to figure a polite way of asking, of course.

Word choice? Sub-optimal. But your heart's in the right place.

CDF

cheval de frise 11-13-2008 12:00 PM

Re: Don't stop believin'
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371035)
I have nothing against piano concertos or sherry. But I refuse to believe that nostalgia for 80s girl groups and wine coolers is part of the journey. Or Journey.

Agreed. And thank you for your support in validating the re: line.

CDF

ETA that I do believe Not Bob occassionally cries out "oh, Sherry." It comes with the territory.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-13-2008 12:11 PM

Re: They get off on '57 Chevys
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 370953)
1. Yes, actually she does.


2. Big 2. More like mid-to-late period solo Clapton. Who is Not.God.

1. Dissent, vigorously, strenuously... vehemently. Chapin is the nuclear option, a Godwin's Law issue in the discussion of music. Comparing anything to "Taxi" or "Cat's Cradle" is to take it so low the speaker concedes all suggestions of objectivity.*

2. Not a strenuous enough. Raitt's a musical genius in much the same way Sheryl Crowe is considered an amazing singer. Both are able and not much else. Comparing anything with Duane in it to a never-was industry darling is sacrilege.

Bob should know better. I can only assume he's trolling, as he always does.

*Rejected as an addendum thrice by the Nazis at Wikipedia.

Not Bob 11-13-2008 12:12 PM

After all your words of steel.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371039)
ETA that I do believe Not Bob occassionally cries out "oh, Sherry." It comes with the territory.

Indeed.

Or, as a penske imitator might put it: sts, npi, iykwimaityd, nttawwt, etc.

Penske_Account 11-13-2008 01:17 PM

Re: A Real Speech
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 370999)
Please tell me you get the reference.

TM

Yes. It was a staple at the midnight movies when I was in High school. I think it went straight from its theatrical run to midnight.

I am clicking a couple of bottles together right now....."Thurgreed, come out and plaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy aayyyyyyyyy"

Penske_Account 11-13-2008 01:18 PM

Re: Hush my darling, don't you cry.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371007)
For fuck's sake, we're a half step away from discussing how unfairly maligned Bananara was and how dark and subversive their music and lyrics are once you really get to know their oeuvre.
.

In comparison to FunBoy 3 or just objectively?

Penske_Account 11-13-2008 01:22 PM

fuck hugh!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371034)
what the fuck was going on there? but we'd have to figure a polite way of asking, of course.

Have you seen the porno baby episode of CYE?

Hank Chinaski 11-13-2008 01:22 PM

Re: Hush my darling, don't you cry.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371050)
In comparison to FunBoy 3 or just objectively?

am i on ignore?

Penske_Account 11-13-2008 01:24 PM

Re: After all your words of steel.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 371042)
Indeed.

Or, as a penske imitator might put it: sts, npi, iykwimaityd, nttawwt, etc.


Looks like you blew that sock....I am not sure if I am flattered or offended. I'll twitter you my decision.

notcasesensitive 11-13-2008 01:25 PM

Re: They get off on '57 Chevys
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 371028)
Hank III is awesome.

How long before
Quote:

"Hank [...] is awesome." --Replaced Texan
makes it to Hank's sig line?


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