And the circle comes full turn
 

Pass the lotion, brother.

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An Orange You Can't Refuse
 

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Not that one, I don't think. In the long run, I'm thinking Heras.

my underwear
 

Are you sure the rule isn't printed out in fine print on the inside? Maybe you should let me take a look.

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And the circle comes full turn
 

Wouldn't you rather wait a little bit and use some of his special sauce ingredient?

Post-Lawrence legal landscape
 

Yes, he'll lose, though the effort will bring publicity to it which is more the point.

And hey, I'm blown away by being treated like a second class citizen, but I wanted to serve in the military. I however refused to due to the don't ask don't tell policy. I didn't feel the need to either lie or risk my life for a country that expected me to break the oaths it wanted me to take by forcing me to lie.

Many more gay people would serve if they got rid of the policy no doubt about it. And it is amazing the number of gay people who serve now. Especially lesbians I have noticed.

We need a "search" feature
 

that allows me to plug in paigow so I can see if I was dished upon in my time away from following the board.

The Decline and Fall of The Y Chromosome.
 

Huh? NTTAWWT.

We need a "search" feature
 

Right. Did you fail to notice the big old SEARCH button on top of the screen?

If you plug the word Paigow into it you will find out if your name is mentioned in any posts. http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sea...der=descending

It will show you post in which you were quoted and posts in which the word paigow is written.

my underwear
 

That's a tempting offer. I think, however, that is not the case and that any man would be so intimidated by my underwear's blazing tribute to the great and powerful "Chick's" that he would run and hide.

On another note, does it bother anyone else when someone uses the word "noontime"? Like "I'll call you around noontime" etc. What is noon if not time? Seems redundant and stupid.

We need a "search" feature
 

We have one. It's the fifth tab at the top of this page (among other places), labeled "Search."

Be sure to select show posts.

We need a "search" feature
 

How do you make it dooooo that? every time I try to search something it just tells me if the term is in a particular thread. Or something. Which is unhelpful.

And the circle comes full turn
 

Mayo, ketchup and pickles? That may get you off, but I don't think so.

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We need a "search" feature
 

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

thanks

We need a "search" feature
 

I make it doooo that by clicking the different options. I.e. make sure you click "search entire posts" and "show results as posts"

An Orange You Can't Refuse
 

IIRC, this is discussed by Coppolla in a documentary on the Godfather movies and may even be on his Director's commentary track on the DVD set... Internet Movie Database notes this is a running theme through all three movies, signifying death or a "close call" is imminent.

Can't remember who, but I think Clemenza or Tessio (Abe Vigoda) is also peeling an orange at one of the tables in the initial wedding reception scene.

One thing I remember from the commentary is that Coppolla likes to work at least one recipe into each of his movies so that if the movie stinks, at least the audience will get something out of it, i.e. Clemenza "frying sausage" after they "go to the mattresses" in the first movie.

We need a "search" feature
 

And isn't it grand that Coltrane has a Paigow reference in his sig line? (You are luved.)

And the circle comes full turn
 

I had no idea Wanker owned McD's. Isn't that outable or something? His special sauce ingredient (his sauce's special ingredient?) is kind of like mayo I guess.

We need a "search" feature
 

"Show results as posts" does not scream to me that it takes care of the problem. I am aware of the "clicking" option as a way to handle searches etc. etc. in the world in general.

OK, smartypants, why does it say I have an unread PM when there isn't anything there?

Big Brother 4
 

What was Alison's story? i was doing laundry and missed part. That she thought he changed when his sport ended and he thought she was always drunkand fighting with him?

The Asians should be intersting. You have the hideious wretched banana Jun who doesnt date her own fucking race bc of a fucking generalization (is there a term when you are racist against yourself?) and seems to think that she will never turn 33, and her ex who is so down with his race that I suspect he may be a korean mobster. She seems to think she is like oh so outside the finance box "hello! look at me!". Hate her but she got points for saying "boobilage".

As for the boobilage pilates lady, that ex of hers was hideous. Do we know what he does for a living? Bc it must iinvolve cash if he thinks he is entitled to cheat on a fit, tan, fake titter.

I lament the fact that there is not a single hottie in the house. That guy from OK is clearly a closeted gay man NTTAWWT and he was the only potential cutie. Points for him for negging Jun when she asked to share his bed and he wanted to wait to see if he could do better (does this make him gay or just make him someone with taste?). I miss Roddy already. I dont have high hopes for this cast outside of the Asian couple.

my underwear
 

So, I guess your rule would be no noontime inspection?

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We need a "search" feature
 

That might be a glitch -- do you mean the window opens but only your existing PMs show up? That happens to me. If so, just go to the "Go ... read" link in the private message box on the left side of the screen (outside the window), and it should refresh and the new PM will show up.

The other possibility is the sender cancelled the msg before you read it.

We need a "search" feature
 

THank you. The way I enter into this board and look just at posts probably precluded my noting the feature.

It comes as no surprise that the one person who posted about me and noted my absence was my greatest fan and admirer, LessinSF. Shocking. I am back, Less.. You can put the porn down.

Big Brother 4
 

Well put. I didn't watch more than 5 minutes of BB4 (I was continuing my CYE education via HBO On Demand) but that ex of hers was the ugliest man I have ever seen on television. The forehead, the teeth, the horror!

Save Ferris!! (from Mr. Rooney), NTTAWWT
 

Actor Jeffrey Jones, who played Mr. Rooney, the principal in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", pled no contest to felony charges that he hired a 14-year-old boy to model for sexually explicit photos. Jones received 5 years probation and will be required to register as a sex offender.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,91402,00.html

Fad Merry-Go-Round
 

Didn't these trading cards get mentioned on the FB a few weeks back?

(Spree: Garbage Pail Kids will be at a candy store near you in August.)

A small tribute to Paigow
 

Even if you were not posted about, you were missed.

my underwear
 

They are great white "chick's" thongs ... from the north.

Where did you find them? Because I think everybody on the FB would be happy to get one of greatwhitenorthchick's thongs!

We need a "search" feature
 

Hey, since you were complaining it just showed threads and not posts, seems kind of logical, no? :P

By the by, I'm looking into changing the default so it automatically chooses show as posts instead.


Click from the beginning to see if it is there. It also could be the person deleted it before you could read it.

Last Comic Standing
 

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I like this show better and better each week, and last night was no exception. I liked the fact that they're giving props to one another, and that they seemed genuinely upset to see someone go.

I can also understand why everyone was so pissed off that Dat won the exemption. I don't think I've seen him say or do anything that was particularly funny. Everyone else is generally pretty funny in situ, but Dat was right to pray for an exemption. I can't believe he waited for nearly an hour during the hide-and-go-seek.

I was as amazed as Rich Vos about Ralphie's girlfriend.

Given that everyone pretty much likes everyone else, I think the seniority challenge is a good way to go. I liked Rob Cantrell's bit, but Ralphie was clearly funnier. Everyone was very impressed with the way he went out, and I think that once Rob polishes his act a bit, he'll do very well. You could tell that he was fairly nervous, but he did Ok. The godfather thing with Rich at the end was funny.

My guess is that Dat will be the next to go, and if he's smart, he'll go head to head with Geoff, who is also on thin ice.

Guy wakes from 19 year coma
 

How great is it going to be for him when he realizes that he went to bed with a green screen Apple IIc computer with which he had to know DOS to use to waking up and having an infinite amount of porn on this wonderful thing called the internet.

"I'll never have to buy another betamax fuck flick tape again!", he screams.

Good times.

We need a "search" feature
 

I've had this problem because the site doesn't seem to update the cookie to recognize my most recent visit. The little box on the left of the home page will say "you have one new message" until I've hit "mark all forums read." Also true of the "new posts" indicator.

Any idea why the cookie isn't updating?

Pepsi dreamin'
 

Pepsi dream come true

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...me/coma_ends_5

Guy wakes from 19 year coma
 

Then the good times end when he goes out clubbing in his parachute pants and new "Flock of Seagulls" haircut...

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So, is Ralphie rich or something? His girlfriend was shockingly attractive.

My humor meter must be calibrated differently because the part of Rob's set they showed was really funny, while Ralphie's was not so great.

These are still incredibly unlikable people. It's almost painful to watch their interactions. Once it gets down to the five, it's going to get really ugly. Cory will not know what hit her.

Last Comic Standing
 

Although Ralphie was much more polished, I thought Rob was pretty funny. I didn't expect the vote to be so one-sided.

Dat's too serious, and I'm sure he is the least funny of the remaining comics in a sitting-around-the-house bullshitting kind of way. His stand-up is funny, though. I think the NY crew could be in for a surprise if they pick him next week (and I think they will).

Guy wakes from 19 year coma
 

And he still thinks Reagan is president. Wait til he figures out that the former VP's kid is running things.

Last Comic Standing
 

How does this show work exactly? Does the funniest comic win or the most strategically gifted in reality tv skills? Also, is Rob the guy with the cancer? And the standup I saw Dat do was funny- why does everyone hate him?

Guy wakes from 19 year coma
 

I wonder if he has any precognative abilities.

Guy wakes from 19 year coma
 

"Damnit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?"

Last Comic Standing
 

I missed the first two weeks. The first half of the show, the comics are working for exemptions. Last week they had to bring their own audience (i.e. recruit random people on the street in Venice Beach) to a comedy show later that day. Apparently this is something very new comics have to do when they're starting out. Tess won that exemption. This week, they had to pitch a sit-com to a focus group, and the focus group got to decide which pitch was the best idea. Dat, the only comic who has admitted to wanting to be on a sit-com, won the exemption. In the second half of the show, the comics challenge (each comic states affirmatively that he or she knows that he or she is funnier than another comic) one another, and the person who gets the most challenges gets to go head to head with any one of the comics that challenged em. The challenger and challengee do their acts in front of a live audience, who votes to decide which one is funnier. The loser goes home.

Dat is funny on stage, and I agree with Ollie that he may prove tougher to oust than the coalition thinks, but he's an unfunny person on his off time. Last week he showed the group his journal, complete with graphics, that noted each routine that he's done over the years, how many laughs each joke got, and how long the audience laughed. He was completely serious.