Indeed, wouldn't creativity be encouraged by the face of a man eating vagina?

Just to Ruin Your Weekend...
 

Not so fast, I'm still interested in your research...

I love this band
 

I came to tell my story to all these young and eager minds
To look in their unspoiled faces and their curious bright eyes
Stories of corruption, crime and killing, yes it's true
Greed and fixed elections, guns and drugs and whores and booze

I love this band
 

So I take it I should buy that one?

I love this band
 

Please rewrite that in haiku form.

I love this band
 

Yeah, before the show tomorrow because they play quite a bit from it. Or you can just buy it there. It has my new fave (which they play):

THE SANDS OF IWO JIMA
George A. was at the movies in December '41
They announced it in the lobby what had just gone on
He drove up from Birmingham back to the family's farm
Thought he'd get him a deferment there's was much work to be done
He was a family man, even in those days
But Uncle Sam decided he was needed anyway
In the South Pacific over half a world away
He believed in God and Country, things was just that way

Just that way…..

When I was just a kid I spent every weekend
On the farm that he grew up on so I guess so did I
And we'd stay up watching movies on the black and white TV
We watched "The Sands of Iwo Jima" starring John Wayne

Every year in June George A. goes to a reunion
Of the men that he served with and their wives and kids and grandkids
My Great Uncle used to take me and I'd watch them recollect
about some things I couldn't comprehend

And I thought about that movie, asked if it was that way
He just shook his head and smiled at me in such a loving way
As he thought about some friends he will never see again
He said "I never saw John Wayne on the sands of Iwo Jima"

Most of those men are gone now but he goes still every year
And George A's still doing fine, especially for his years
He's still living on that homestead in the house that he was born in
And I sure wish I could go see him today

He never drove a new car though he could easily afford it
He'd just buy one for the family and take whatever no one wanted
He said a shiny car didn't mean much after all the things he'd seen
George A. never saw John Wayne on the sands of Iwo Jima

I love this band
 

Just bought it.

It's good to have a Borders in the Building.

I love this band
 

Or, you could fuck off and die.

I love this band
 

Would it be against your cool code to reveal the name of the band?

I love this band
 

I'm willing to violate the cool code. Drive By Truckers. Playing in my little town tonight. Sadly, I can't make it. Well worth checking out, though, live or memorex.

I love this band
 

It's the new Ricky Martin cd, I think, judging from Less and Slave's tastes. I guess he's gone sorta political.

I love this band
 

Say that to taxwonk and see how long you live afterward. FYI - Sebby says there is no afterlife, so you might want to consider that, too.

hockey
 

You can get the AHL on cable. Me, I been busy watching squirt pickup games.

Apprentice ?
 

Why the hate? I'm glad the chick from JenniCam landed on her feet. Sorta.

In other reality TV news, the little clips I saw of "America's Next Top Model" on "Best Week Ever" made me want to watch. How often can you see a blind single mom model admit she dreams about murdering her child? Good stuff. Just think of what she'll say under Katie Couric's withering cross-ex.

Sucks to be you!
 

California court rules man who paid two and a half years of child support for daughter not his own can't get restitution from the mom and (real) dad who lied about his paternity and only 'fessed up when he sought custody. {PDF.}

Caveat humptor.