Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

On that you can rely
You got a prepaid reservation
And that's the only way to fly.

Let's make love, the feeling is right
Just passing by like ships in the night
Oughta get a little friendly
There's no time like now
You bring the attitude and I'll show you how.

Anytime you're ready
Anytime at all
just come on over
Don't even have to call.

Ahh, the Latin America VMAs
 

She could wither my creativity any time.

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

Too bad this wasn't the 5,000th post.

TM

Walker, Texas Weenie
 

Chuck Norris is a pussy.

(spree: Chronicle article)

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

Poll: does anybody on the board use the phrase "make love" unironically?

I find it as bad as, if not worse than, cuddle.

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

Baby When I think about you I think about love
Darlin' Gonna live without you And your love
If I had those golden dreams of my yesterday
I would wrap you In the Heavens
And feel it dying dying dying all the way

Feel like makin' Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love Feel like makin' love
I feel like makin' love to you

Baby If I think about you I think about love
Darlin' If I had to live without you I live without love
And if I had the sun and moon We will shine them
I would give you both night and day Love satisfying---

Feel like makin' Feel like makin' love
Feel like makin' love Feel like makin' love
I feel like makin' love to you

And if I had those golden dreams of my yesterday
I would wrap you In the Heavens
Feel it dying dying dying all the way

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

That's just mean.

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

I'm here to tell you.

Not only do they NOT enforce the 1 item plus a carry-on rule (you see people with shopping bags full of crap) but they also don't really really enforce the "preboarding" rule (children under 5 or old people in wheelchairs) - they'll let damn neared anyone with kids or gray hair preboard. I much prefer to have a reserved seat. That said, I also did not want to have a layover in LA or or Salt Lake City (Alaska/United/everyother airline that wasn't America West) and I would rather peel my skin off (hi Coltrane!) than fly America West.

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

If its good enough for Paul Rodgers, it should be good enough for RP and this board. I feel like making loooooooooooove, uh, uh, ovvvve right now. I also want to make love, not war, but this is the wrong board for that.

Ahh, the Latin America VMAs
 

But she should be. That, and a bag. That hair. That face. ugh.

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

I've had two fine flights on Southwest in the last week, and my experience could not have been more different. Nice flight attendants, easy trip through security (in one case - too easy: the wait was so short I didn't have a chance to empty out my pockets into my briefcase and got sheparded to the side for forgeting to take out my cell phone; still, my own damn fault).

And with the preboarding thing, the contrast is American and United have eliminated it entirely, so everyone can stand there while family of four can get all situated and move their kids around into their seats. Works real, real well. Especially if you're the family. Bastards.

But I 100% agree with you on America West. Where do they get their seats? Overstocks from Pygmy Airlines?

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

I've had three flights on SW in the past 2 weeks and all I can say is that I'm an elitist fuck (translated for less: an elitist lovemaker), and I vastly prefer the company of the people on the US Airways and Delta shuttles.

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

Oh, I know about war
But I just wanna fuck
I know about pain and suffering and being cold
But I just wanna fuck

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

Perhaps you could quote from this next time:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

Normally, Southwest is fine - as long as you have an "A" ticket. B or a C and you're screwed as far as carry-on or seat selection. Today, I had an "A" but security screwed me on the seat and carry-on.

In some circumstances preboarding is essential. But when a mom and her 12 year old kid want to preboard - fuck that. And when 8 other people want to do that too, fuck that too.

I don't know where America West gets their seats, but they do hire their counter people from Adolf Hitler's school of regimen and manners.