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sebastian_dangerfield 10-20-2005 11:28 AM

Finally...a new poll
 
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Lord Jim. I actually could not remember anything about this book, other than that I found it skull-splittingly boring, until I looked it up on the internet. Even the brief description I saw on the internet is skull-splittingly boring.
I think a skull-splitting would be rather stimulating.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-20-2005 11:31 AM

Why the Sudden Interest?!?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?
No, my brother. You gots to get your own.

TM

ETA: That's one line that can never be left dangling like that.

Captain 10-20-2005 11:38 AM

Finally...a new poll
 
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Lord Jim. I actually could not remember anything about this book, other than that I found it skull-splittingly boring, until I looked it up on the internet. Even the brief description I saw on the internet is skull-splittingly boring.
I find the whole bright boy chooses self-destructive descent-into-hell theme interesting -- and so often relevant.

Replaced_Texan 10-20-2005 11:40 AM

Finally...a new poll
 
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
LOTR was nothing compared to some the crap forced down our throats. Come on:

"A Separate Peace"?

"Catcher in the Rye?"

"The Old Man and the Sea"?

[And as I referred to earlier, I nearly burned down my high school for making us read that Dreiser book]

So go ahead - name the worst books your teachers forced you to read:
A Separate Peace.

I hated hated hated Great Expectations, though I suspect that I'd probably like it now.

Billy Budd sucked.

dtb 10-20-2005 11:43 AM

For ABBA
 
and other boy-band fans:

Backstreet Boys - Lip Synching by two Chinese students

(spree: SFW video)

dtb 10-20-2005 11:44 AM

Finally...a new poll
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

I hated hated hated Great Expectations, though I suspect that I'd probably like it now.

I have never made it through a Dickens book. And Lord knows I've tried. I don't know why, but I just can't make it past the first few chapters.

Captain 10-20-2005 11:47 AM

Finally...a new poll
 
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Originally posted by dtb
I have never made it through a Dickens book. And Lord knows I've tried. I don't know why, but I just can't make it past the first few chapters.
But "More gruel, please." is one of the best lines ever written, isn't it?

ThurgreedMarshall 10-20-2005 12:02 PM

Finally...a new poll
 
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Originally posted by dtb
I have never made it through a Dickens book. And Lord knows I've tried. I don't know why, but I just can't make it past the first few chapters.
The first few chapters aren't the problem. It's the middle third that kills you. But once you've suffered through that, he wraps everything up nicely at the end. I like his stuff.

TM

NotFromHere 10-20-2005 12:15 PM

Fucking Hell it's the Book Club
 
A Lantern in Her Hand
Merchant of Venice
and some stupid jousting book with Miles Farnsworth that I can't remember.

And now back to our regularly scheduled criticizing of others.
Nicole Ritchie before and after. From slovenly to bony.
Her face is getting that Diana Ross tight look to it. And her nose appears to have lost weight as well.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005...rm/nrichie.jpg

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005...m/nrichie2.jpg

baltassoc 10-20-2005 12:15 PM

Finally...a new poll
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A Separate Peace.

I hated hated hated Great Expectations, though I suspect that I'd probably like it now.

Billy Budd sucked.
Ethan Fucking Fromme. Worst.Book.Ever.

dtb 10-20-2005 12:19 PM

Finally...a new poll
 
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Ethan Fucking Fromme. Worst.Book.Ever.
Really? You hated that? It was really fucking depressing, but I didn't think it was unreadable the way some of the selections highlighted here are (e.g., The Red Badge of fucking Courage).

Gattigap 10-20-2005 12:26 PM

Paging MR
 
Martha Stewart's struggling series forced to think creatively and explore the edges of reality TV programming. From MSNBC, via The Defamer:

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/martha-salad.jpg

sebastian_dangerfield 10-20-2005 12:32 PM

Finally...a new poll
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Captain
I find the whole bright boy chooses self-destructive descent-into-hell theme interesting
And original!

Hank Chinaski 10-20-2005 12:35 PM

Finally...a new poll
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And original!
Remember, Seb, the rest of us haven't lived it.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-20-2005 12:38 PM

Finally...a new poll
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Remember, Seb, the rest of us haven't lived it.
Oh yes you have.

ETA: And if you're implying my perpetual discontent is chosen, I assure you its not. I know its terminal, so why not enjoy the palliatives? Maybe Ethan Frome's a good metaphor. If you can't get off the sled, enjoy the ride...


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