LawTalkers - Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And yet his hobbies show he's just a regular guy: "I like drinking, vomiting, lifting weights & reading science fiction books."

...And wiping semen onto cchildren'ss stuffed animals after having sex with their fathers.

"He Wantz It."

I am sending that cd to a couple people at work.

taxwonk

01-26-2006 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She should make it work for her. Buy a huge fake diamond ring and have everyone assume it's real.

Or you could kill your boyfriend and have him with you always.

http://jewelry.about.com/cs/syntheti...em_diamond.htm

TM

That's what Mrs. Wonk is planning to do with what's left of me after they strip me for spare parts (assuming I have any usable ones left).

Shape Shifter

01-26-2006 12:56 PM

AI Recap*

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My random thoughts:

Boy, some of those people auditioning were really bad. Don't they realize they can't sing? Some of them were sort of funny, though. I suspect that some of them might have been gay. I did not notice G-fag auditioning. Maybe he's over the age limit?

Some of the people auditioning were pretty good. I wonder if one of them will be the next American Idol?

San Francisco sure looks like a town where Less and slave could meet paigow for drinks.

Simon sure is mean.

*Disclaimer: I didn't really watch it. This is just an educated guess.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-26-2006 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's what Mrs. Wonk is planning to do with what's left of me after they strip me for spare parts (assuming I have any usable ones left).

That'll be one huge, pork-smelling ring.

TM

NotFromHere

01-26-2006 01:23 PM

Fashion news

OK, last year it was ponchos. This year, it's capes. I'm sorry.
Capes are for superheros.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...es/nrichie.jpg

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006.../gstefani-.jpg

It's just not a good look.
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...es/mbarton.jpg

sebastian_dangerfield

01-26-2006 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's what Mrs. Wonk is planning to do with what's left of me after they strip me for spare parts (assuming I have any usable ones left).

Just be sure she doesn't wear it on her fisting hand.

sebastian_dangerfield

01-26-2006 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That'll be one huge, pork-smelling ring.

TM

Bratwurst or kealbasa?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

01-26-2006 01:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That'll be one huge, pork-smelling ring.

TM

We're not still talking about G-fag and anal rape, are we?

taxwonk

01-26-2006 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bratwurst or kealbasa?

Genoa salami.

taxwonk

01-26-2006 01:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just be sure she doesn't wear it on her fisting hand.

I'm sure you'll know before I do.

taxwonk

01-26-2006 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
We're not still talking about G-fag and anal rape, are we?

We aren't. Nobody can really hear what you're muttering to yourself in the corner.

sebastian_dangerfield

01-26-2006 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
We're not still talking about G-fag and anal rape, are we?

Wonk has broadened it into a discussion of which lunchmeat you'd prefer to raped with.

ltl/fb

01-26-2006 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Wonk has broadened it into a discussion of which lunchmeat you'd prefer to raped with.

And apparently his ring is quite huge. A standard Oscar Meyer hot dog would be lost in it.

sebastian_dangerfield

01-26-2006 02:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And apparently his ring is quite huge. A standard Oscar Meyer hot dog would be lost in it.

If he can accomodate a genoa salami, well...

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