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Replaced_Texan 10-25-2004 06:23 PM
more dream analysis
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I know that Thurgreed hates it when people post about their dreams, but I had the most interesting dream this weekend and I wanted to get your collective thoughts as to what it might mean. Here it is:

I had a dream that I gave my boyfriend a blow job.

When I woke up, I decided to give my boyfriend a blow job.

What does it all mean?!?!?!

Thanks in advance.
Did you ask your boyfriend how many blowjobs you gave him that night?

Shape Shifter 10-25-2004 06:24 PM
more dream analysis
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I know that Thurgreed hates it when people post about their dreams, but I had the most interesting dream this weekend and I wanted to get your collective thoughts as to what it might mean. Here it is:

I had a dream that I gave my boyfriend a blow job.

When I woke up, I decided to give my boyfriend a blow job.

What does it all mean?!?!?!

Thanks in advance.
Funny. I dreamed I was your boyfriend.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-25-2004 06:25 PM
Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I use both. Nothing like cuddling up and making love under the stars out on the beach.
Agreed, but I'm more of a 2 Live Crew romantic:

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck
I like the butt, it's my favorite position
I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin'
Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over
In a full house spread, let me hold ya...

Apropos of 2 Live Crew, for my entire life I thought the above song was "The Fuck Shop". Not so, not so. "The Fuck Shop" is a different song about fucking. It's more general in that the artist doesn't detail in which position he likes to fuck. Rather, he discusses the broad and enjoyable act of fucking. He also mentions dick sucking. Frequently.

Flinty_McFlint 10-25-2004 06:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Sniff. My feelings are hurt. I am crying inside.
Note to Not Bob:

I'm going to give you a pass on this one because I like you, but I invented crying on the inside. I also invented whining about it to everyone on the FB.

Your bestest pal,

Flinty

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-25-2004 06:26 PM
more dream analysis
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I know that Thurgreed hates it when people post about their dreams, but I had the most interesting dream this weekend and I wanted to get your collective thoughts as to what it might mean. Here it is:

I had a dream that I gave my boyfriend a blow job.

When I woke up, I decided to give my boyfriend a blow job.

What does it all mean?!?!?!

Thanks in advance.

It means your bf will be up shining lights in your eyes trying to invoke dreams.

But more details - were these the same blowjobs, or were they qualitatively different? Moisture levels, length, other activity, etc.? It could just be a coincidence.

Anne Elk 10-25-2004 06:27 PM
Stupid (but tragic)
 
Three women crash their SUV into the Passaic River. They have a cell phone, do they call 911? No, they phone a friend.

CNN article here

This story brings to mind a few thoughts:
Yes, it's tragic.
Having been to Newark, I'm wondering just how they managed to drive into the Passaic River.
Is it true that you can open car doors underwater once the vehicle has filled enough to equalize the pressure?
Passaic River - ick!

ETA - Sorry I can't contribute to the BJ thread. It's been so long I don't even dream about them anymore. Ahhh, the life of a spinster....

SlaveNoMore 10-25-2004 06:27 PM
Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 
Quote:
Shape Shifter
I took a break from my coke and sex orgy Saturday night....
You missed the best part. Tom Cruise showed up.

greatwhitenorthchick 10-25-2004 06:28 PM
Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
sweet nothings
Sometimes when we touch
the honesty's too much
and I have to close my eyes
and cry
I wanna hold you till I die
until we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you
til the fear in me subsides

notcasesensitive 10-25-2004 06:31 PM
Stupid (but tragic)
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Three women crash their SUV into the Passaic River. They have a cell phone, do they call 911? No, they phone a friend.

CNN article here

This story brings to mind a few thoughts:
Yes, it's tragic.
Having been to Newark, I'm wondering just how they managed to drive into the Passaic River.
Is it true that you can open car doors underwater once the vehicle has filled enough to equalize the pressure?
Passaic River - ick!
Maybe they'd already exhausted the Ask the Audience lifeline.

robustpuppy 10-25-2004 06:32 PM
Be My Life Hammer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Three women crash their SUV into the Passaic River. They have a cell phone, do they call 911? No, they phone a friend.

CNN article here

This story brings to mind a few thoughts:
Yes, it's tragic.
Having been to Newark, I'm wondering just how they managed to drive into the Passaic River.
Is it true that you can open car doors underwater once the vehicle has filled enough to equalize the pressure?
Passaic River - ick!
Everybody needs one of these:

http://images.skymall.com/images/pro.../94206810x.jpg

Apropos of today's discussion, they are available at skymall !

notcasesensitive 10-25-2004 06:33 PM
more dream analysis
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Funny. I dreamed I was your boyfriend.
How was I?

LessinSF 10-25-2004 06:33 PM
Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sometimes when we touch
the honesty's too much
and I have to close my eyes
and cry
I wanna hold you till I die
until we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you
til the fear in me subsides
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

NotFromHere 10-25-2004 06:34 PM
more dream analysis
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob

Sniff. My feelings are hurt. I am crying inside.
Dear NB, since you offered me a Pina Colada and a ride in your Granada, let me ask you about your dream. Were you drunk? Have you been drunk? Do you want to be drunk?
Because if the room is spinning and you think it's a dream, it could be because you're actually drunk and the room is actually spinning. I'm just saying.

SlaveNoMore 10-25-2004 06:35 PM
Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 
Quote:
greatwhitenorthchick
Sometimes when we touch
the honesty's too much
and I have to close my eyes
and cry
I wanna hold you till I die
until we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you
til the fear in me subsides
I had no idea you had a softer side. How Sears of you.

ltl/fb 10-25-2004 06:39 PM
more dream analysis
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are the wind beneath my wings.
2. Also 2 to the gwnc post to which you were responding.

And, for some reason, I'm unable to think of the ncs bj occurring anywhere other than in a teddy bear factory. Go figure.


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