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So you're one of the asshats who does that. I love the guys that go stand in the A line 45 minutes before the plane lands so they can get the exit row, or the front seat. And I say this not as the once a year travelling with my family guy, but the three times a month travelling alone on business guy. You guys are tools.

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I am planning on sleeping tonight in hope of a reprise.

And speaking of repeat performances, Ashlee's dad is now saying that medication she took for acid reflux irritated her vocal cords, necessitating the use of vocal tracks. He also added that the band's drummer pushed the wrong button on the SNL performance. Does Mr. Man's drummer have buttons?

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In HS, that song won the initial ballot for Official Prom Song. The administration changed it to "In My Life" by the Beatles.

Wusses.

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Are you planning on pushing them?

or

Do you want to push them?

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That construction is not a turn on.

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Oh. Well, since my goal in life is to keep you pantingly wet, I will go back and change it.

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Hey. It's what you have to do to get a fucking window or aisle seat on that godforsaken airline. Doesn't matter if you book the fucking ticket a month in advance, it's a freeforall once you get there. And if you're travelling with a spouse and you actually want to sit together.

Granted, it's highly efficient and people get seated quickly, but for those of us who NEED a WINDOW, it's what you gotta do.

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

I always get to the airport early, because I know some fucking buffoon will forget he is wearing a metal belt buckle or that he has 67 cents in his pocket (even though he had a full fifteen minutes beforehand to inventory his stuff) and make me late.

When I fly Southwest (maybe once or twice a year, since root canal is a preferable experience), I head to the gate as soon as possible because there are always 15-20 families cutting the line and taking up all the overhead space (like you, apparently).

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

Nevermind, I can't say it.

Boston Red Slobs and Seahawks suck
 

People always use root canal as an example of a horrible experience, but there are worse things in life, and in dentistry. And so I think I honestly would rather have root canal than fly SW on a long flight.

If you had said you'd rather have an apicoectomy, then you'd be saying something about flying SW.

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It means your boyfriend owes me one* because your dreams are being influenced by what you read here. And it's clear you read at least part of my blowjob post recently.

TM

*No, not a blowjob.

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You really do make the whole world sing.

You know, I'd like to buy the world a home, and furnish it with love.

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Are you thinking that there is something wrong with that?

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I am thinking you are a mean, mocking person who does not deserve a bj any time in the near future. I am contacting your gf re: same.

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Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow white turtle doves.

Just doing that so I can express my happiness in the fact that "Seahawks suck" has been the re: line all day.