principles question
 

You're not redeeming yourself by simply acknowledging the genius of Gary Larson. Everyone with a modocum of intelligence should be able to see that.

Freshmen in college don't know what C&H is. The strip ended when they were ten years old, and they were way too young then to understand it.

principles question
 

That's like saying Karen Carpenter has lost all her excess weight.

poll
 

Currently within reach:

Tragically Hip, Day For Night (listened to last night, good for when it starts to get dark early)
Interpol, Turn on the Bright Lights (same)
Ludacris, Chicken and Beer (new purchase, good ketchup music, currently in the CD Player on track 2 "Blow it Out")
MOP, 10 Years and Gunnin
Outkast, Double album
Badly Drawn Boy, Soundtrack to About a Boy.
New Pornographers, Mass Romantic (can't find the case, so it sits next to my CD player).

principles question
 

It's taped to the doors of their professors.

principles question
 

No, with Queer Eye, Boy Meets Boy, and the new cartoon on the Orlando Jones show, gay is in and "gayest" is a compliment. Just ask Penske - there is nothing gayer than socking or posting lame one-line responses to long verbatim quotes.

principles question
 

Not to [over] expose my ignorance, but what is bukkake? Splooge? Anal intercourse?

Sorry, I lead a sheltered life.

principles question
 

A buddy and I came up with a T-shirt idea last night. We're going to start selling them on the internet. The T-shirt will read

FRONT:

If you were born on or before this date in 1986 . . .

BACK:

Then you are old enough to have sex with me
(or)
Come with me.

For sale, 1/1/04

Random Joe $$ comments
 

Linda is my favorite, too. I find it weird how the Joe keeps saying Lina is "uppity." WTF is that supposed to mean? That she is reserved? Anyhow, she is one of the "shopping" ones (something about how, if he lives on a ranch how would she shop).

Anyhow, this one I find horrifying:

http://www.fox.com/joem/bios/images/g_olinda.jpg

principles question
 

For 10 points, please identify the speaker and the subject of the following quote:

"And it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck."

Random Joe $$ comments
 

The girls on this show have a Eurotrash sex appeal. They drink, swear, make graphic sexual innuendos, and wear clothes that appear designed to be easily removed. It is such a breath of fresh air compeared to the repressed, Junior League types that are chosen for the Bachelor, Cupid, and their ilk.

The new Joe is a complete moron - every bad religious, stereotype idiot from the South who can't even keep a simple story straight, but says "ma'am" a lot so he must be a "gentleman." None of these girls would give him the light of day absent the $$ and TV show aspect. There isn't a Zora in the bunch, and he makes Evan look urbane.

Grace - I think it is probably pretty uniquely American, particularly the aspect of imposing your beliefs on your guests. It has always offended me from the first time it happened to me at some elementary school friend's house, and I thus attribute it to our brand of evangelical Christian assholes.

principles question
 

Which makes you the same as everyone else here.

Seriously, the I'm cooler than you nonsense always irritates me. No matter how cool you think you are, you went to school for three extra years rather than backpacking around Europe or playing professional sports or modeling or working construction during the day so you could play music at night.

Whining about your choices is tiresome, and railing against the geekier of your fellow lawyers in an internet forum is incredibly hypocritical.

When I was a young lawyer and I told people what I did for a living, I was always mildly embarassed. I would mention, laughing, "but I am so much more interesting than that." Now, what the fuck do I care if other people think or know I am more interesting than that.

We have boring jobs. I love mine because I actually help people make their dreams happen. It's not a big job, but it's mine. The day to day is boring as hell, but the impact on my clients is enormous. What could be cooler than that?!

Even(not close to being the coolest person in my house or in my immediate family -- and I am okay with that)Odds

new poll
 

Please post something about yourself that tells the board just how hip and edgy you are. It need not be the twenty bands you are concurrently listening to at the moment.

Here is mine. I plan to ride my recalled-but-not-returned Segueway in Moab this weekend.

principles question
 

And if there were extant digital pictures, why did I get a stupid lecture on how morally reprehensible/stupid it would be for him to take a picture of his wife to post (with or without her consent)? It's a moot point. I suppose he was arguing on "principle."

Random Joe $$ comments
 

Worse is when asked to say it as a guest.

principles question
 

It's in the movie Go. (can't remember the characters name).

Subject is The Family Circus.

7 and 1/2 points.