Signature line contest
 

First, they came for the signature lines, and we didn't do anything. Then, they came for those little lines under the avatars, whatever you call them, and we didn't do anything. Then, they came for the avatars, and you know how little we did.

Finally, they came for our obscenities, and we became Infirmation.

Slave, Thurgreed, you're not getting my signature line.

Signature line contest
 

This was very good.

Signature line contest
 

And who the hell could object to a sig line like mine with its fine Barry Manilow lyrics anyway?

The Harvard Crimson reports that Hahvahd has revoked the offer of admission to the girl who sued to become sole valedictorian, rather than 1 of 3.

Signature line contest
 

Yeah, you could repeat that line of the song forever, and no one would ever tire of it.

So...do you think she'll sue Harvard now?

Signature line contest
 

It's just unoriginal and says nothing to me about who Purse Junkie really is (as opposed to the person behind Purse Junkie). As Thurgreed (who is gay, NTTAWWT) once said, all I know about you in that you are into purses. I guess I know that you are into Barry Manilow now.

actually, I am now starting to think you sound kind of Long Islandy. An image is forming. Fran Drescher with double ds.

Probably. Although she'd be wiser to get her attorney to threaten them with a lawsuit, and then settle with deferred admission for a year from now after an opportunity for growth and personal introspection.

While it's fun to laugh at her for her assinine lawsuit, I hope harvard really has the goods on her plagarism and whatever else, because otherwise rescinding the admission is pretty harsh. Letting the other freshman mercilessly tease her is a much better solution.

just wondering
 

Funny you should say that, since almost every single Hummer around here is owned by either the uber-rich liberal-dem East Hampton-types or the hip-hop [doubt they vote GOP] set.

How Penske can live out there with all you crunchy granolas is beyond me.

not7yS

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It seems fun to leave it ambiguous, so you can engage in rampant condescending speculation about all the other members of our little club that you spend so much time with.

Signature line contest
 

Paigow, all I can tell about you from your posts is that you think you're incredible. You're like watching RuPaul on his (failed) MTV show--striking a pose and squealing, "I'm Faaabulous! I'm Faaabulous!" as though that makes it true. NTTAWWT.

As for my sig lines, you can tell that I like one Will Smith, one Run-DMC and one Barry Manilow song. We all have our flaws. Except you.

Rut Roh
 

Yes. Of Thelma

not7yS

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Is that "you" as in the royal you? Bc certainly I was not condescending. I think Fran Dresher is a comedienne extraordinaire and I loved her as Bobbi Fleckman.

Signature line contest
 

you, condescending? Never.:rolleyes:


Edited to note: Thurgreed's momma was just trying to make him feel adequate. That's how he got that impression.

Signature line contest
 

I think someone forgot to take their Midol today. NTTAWWT

Signature line contest
 

I'll think about it.

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Sometimes I think you're just being a condescending bitch, albeit an entertaining one, and then I look at an entire series of your posts holistically, and I see how it all fits together, and you really fucking make me laugh.

You're one funny condescending bitch.

Signature line contest
 

Is that Paigow responding with the sixth-grade flashback, or is it the "person behind Paigow"?

Her mom (I assume) really screwed her with that stupid lawsuit. Perhaps they will now sue Harvard for readmission.

Edited to say I obviously wasn't the first one with that thought. C'est la vie.

Humming
 

Shhhhhhhhh you and e/o are making it impossible for me to maintain my happy fantasy that people don't commute in vehicles meant to transport large numbers of military personnel and/or equipment in harsh environments.

Signature line contest
 

Well, you know me. If there isnt an interesting discussion going on, and I dont find hummers compelling (unless I am giving one or watching one on porn, natch Lester) I gotta go fishing for some entertainment. Or board improvement. And some folks have dumped some lameass re lines today. Which I appreciate. And we learned about the ignore sig lines option. I think I did good today, old timer.

I recently saw a baseball hat that said "Old Guys Rule". Had you come for Taxapalooza, I would have bought it for ya.

just wondering
 

Not here. Actually, here I think the H2s are owned by relatively young men obsessed with self-gratification. I doubt they take the time to vote.

just wondering
 

Remind me to never get into a used Hummer without cleaning the seats.

just wondering
 

H2, dear, H2. Hummers are only used by the military in my happy world of denial, remember?

You may want to clean the floors etc. too, some of those guys seem to stumble out seeming less than sober so their friends are probably barfing in the back.

just wondering
 

I'm going to say this one last time, no way Penske lives anywhere near Seattle. He probably picked Seattle because it's the city the all the shows pick when someone moves away (leaves the show) because it's soo far away from Genoa City or wherever that you know you'll never see those people again. He's way to insane for Seattle - maybe Idaho is where he really is...the separatists all live there.

Hummers that don't involve kneeling
 

[Note to Paigow, please skip on by this post. More boring Hummer (not the fun kind) talk.]

This discussion reminds me of a Dallas Business Journal article that I read pre-H2 release. It was discussing Hummers (the $100k variety) and the poseurs who drive them, in light of the upcoming H2 relase. The main person dicussed in the article was an 18 year old kid whose mom lives in Plano and dad lives in California. This kid (herein, the "Brat") had a 911 or equivalent Porsche that he totalled one time on a visit out to see dad. Mom proceeded to buy Brat a Hummer because she just felt he would be safer in it (no mention of how the rest of the cars on the road would fare). Brat loves the Hummer because his friends think it is cool.

Who says Dallas is superficial?

Signature line contest
 

Yeah. Slave and I are going to take away your ability to curse. Talk about newbies. Damn.

As for your (and PLF's) signature line, thanks to GWNC (who has lost all hand) I took it and neither one of you know it. It's gone.

TM

just wondering
 

No true metrosexual could ever live in such a rain forest. The damage to hair alone would be crippling.

not really wondering
 

There is something just, well, not right about the whole concept of a "used hummer." I'm not even sure how that would work.

just wondering
 

Yeah, but the humidity is good for the skin. There are trade offs.

not really wondering
 

I forgot to list you, my beloved Ollie, as the owner of the greatest re line ever. If your wife ever decides to have a threeway, you know where to reach me.

Family Circus
 

Not me.

Signature line contest
 

I do indeed know you, Darlin', and don't count me out yet, I'll be back next year.

But you didn't give me any feedback on my new (temporary) sig line.

Signature line contest
 

That's right folks, you better behave or I'll give TM admin powers, and then what? THEN WHAT???

You won't just have to worry about your signature lines then, oh no.

not really wondering
 

POTY!

Family Circus
 

I'm reading the board and there's Slave's post, just waiting to suck.

just wondering
 

PJ, Now I know you are my sister and we live in the same neighborhood.

Metropenskexual
 

Ahh, but the humidity is sooo good for the skin!!
:umbrella:

Edited to add damn you RT, beat me to the punch.

not really wondering
 

In a year or two the craigslist ads will start saying stuff like "sloppy seconds, no reasonable offer refused."

not really wondering
 

I think I've already seen that offer in craigslist.