LawTalkers - Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Today I am in physical therapy for Bicipital Bursitis. The biciptal bursa is found between the lateral collateral ligament and the overlyingbiceps insertion into the fibula head. Bicipital bursitis may result from an overuse injury. So you're right.

I'm sorry. Perhaps you would feel better if I sent you a motor city bagel for breakfast tomorrow? I co-invented it.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

When I was last training seriously I ran 58 seconds intervals in sets of 10.

I assume those were 200s. Impressive.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
your wife is such a non-runner that she can't run a 2 minute 400 what business do you have convincing her to make this bet?

That question would be better posed to her, and rephrased as to what business she had accepting the bet, however, I think it alternately falls under assumption of the risk or no guts no glory.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Were you just doing this race as a goof? QUOTE]

I was doing it to win, which I did.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When you met with nfh, was that just a joke also?

Jealousy over NFH doesn't become you anymore than it did when you found out about me and your Mrs.

bold_n_brazen

10-20-2005 02:43 PM

Paging MR

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No dear, that was SI.

And they are magnificent.

bilmore

10-20-2005 02:44 PM

Why the Sudden Interest?!?

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This is the new "it'll make you blind."

LessinSF

10-20-2005 02:44 PM

Not for the Faint of Heart

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
[sad story of woe and pain at the book] ... Also, in my survivor pool, I've got the Redskins this week. So maybe put some $$ down on SF to win as a huge dog.

Me too. Now you have me wanting to change, but I have already used the Colts, so ...

spookyfish

10-20-2005 02:55 PM

Fucking Hell it's the Book Club

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What I love about the whole weight loss thing is that I think people claim that Nicole Richie went from 115 (I think one place said 125) to about 95 pounds. At her heaviest she weighed WAY more than 125 in my professional opinion. And I am a professional. She should gain 7 pounds and she will look perfect.

If all of this is true, she must be very, very short. Is she on the celebrity height site?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-20-2005 02:56 PM

Why the Sudden Interest?!?

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Of course my PR is 16:28, which is a 5:16 pace and would have netted me 7th OA, about 4 places ahead of Coltrane. No offence.

Goddamnit. Now I'm going to have to hit the track and take you down. I hate speed work.

Luckily, I still have the faster PR for the most important race.

Penske_Account

10-20-2005 03:03 PM

Why the Sudden Interest?!?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Goddamnit. Now I'm going to have to hit the track and take you down. I hate speed work.

Luckily, I still have the faster PR for the most important race.

You did Kona?

Shape Shifter

10-20-2005 03:05 PM

Finally...a new poll

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
BB is written in that strange passive voice they must've used at the time. The hanging scene, where Melville tries to get all classy on our asses by refusing to describe the physical drop, sucks. You don't lead someoby along for 20 chapters and then give them a clouded, barely discernible "money shot" at the plot's climax. It needed to say, simply "Billy dropped, and his neck snapped, and his body moved not a centimeter save the subtle shifting caused by the waves." Melville stretches that simple fucking point for 8000 words, and tops it with some absurd shit about Billy "rising like a rose in the sun" or some other such silly shit. It reminds me of the end of Contact... "The Aliens look like her dead father? All that shit so she could get ssome cheapass near death experience? Fuuuuuck Sagan."

You actually read that boring piece of shit?

Fucking dork.

Hank Chinaski

10-20-2005 03:05 PM

Why the Sudden Interest?!?

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Ignore him. He only brags about 5Ks, which are the races the non-competitive run for competition. Speed runners run 1600 and distance runners run 10K. 5k runners are the guys you see on spin bikes come December.

mmm3587

10-20-2005 03:06 PM

Why the Sudden Interest?!?

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Someone who goes out and runs 8:30-9:00 minute miles and is generally fit can't necessarily toss off 2:00 minute quarters or 4:00 minute halfs because of that. Frankly, I am not sure if you could today, even if it was for naming rights.

I'm a runner, and I have a lot of friends who run. If you think that the average person who can run multiple miles at an 8:30-9:00 pace (which is a pace of 6.67 - 7.07 MPH) can't increase his or her speed to a 2:00 quarter pace (7.5 MPH) for a quarter of that distance, in a race situation, you are even more of a moron and a liar than I already thought you were. And your story is obviously false. We all knew it when it involved a woman interacting with you, anyway...

ThurgreedMarshall

10-20-2005 03:07 PM

Fucking Hell it's the Book Club

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She's like 5' tall. 125 at 5' seems like a lot of weight -- full-figured, even.

Here she is next to Paris, who can't be over 5'8".

http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/pho...ife_bakery.jpg

TM

Shape Shifter

10-20-2005 03:10 PM

Finally...a new poll

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Originally posted by Captain
But "More gruel, please." is one of the best lines ever written, isn't it?

As someone who played Oliver when I was 12, I can't let this go. It's "Please, sir, I want some more." I also remember the words to Consider Yourself, if you're interested.

I'm a fag.

paigowprincess

10-20-2005 03:10 PM

Another stupid list

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. I've read the title and cover blurbs for 4 more. 29.

I am shocked to say I have read 27 (including the two Pynchons abd Appoibntment in Samarra which were all from one english lit class in college as I recall- the O'Hara book is so sebby) of these as I am an avowed unintellectual. And I have picked up but couldnt get through the following:

American Pastoral
Blind Assasin (possibly the most overrated book ever)
Clockwork Orange (must be a guy thing, see also Deliverance)
Naked Lunch
Neuromancer (very big with the 21 year olds in the mid nineties)
Painted Bird
Play It As It Lays (Joan Didion and her late husband are utter bores)
Rabbit Run (or one of the Rabbit books)
Slaughterhouse Five (must try again)
White Noise (see Neuromancer)

I was forced to try to read a Faulkner in college (not Sound and the Fury- one of the lesser appreciated ones and had to go Cliff Notes- that shit was unreadable).

I will also note I never read any of that sci fi childrens shit like Lord of the Rings and the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (so more adult points for me!), but I have read the entire Judy Blume ouevre and am shocked to see that niether Forever, nor Wifey, made the cut. Who can forget Ralph the penis?

Hank Chinaski

10-20-2005 03:12 PM

Finally...a new poll

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
As someone who played Oliver when I was 12, I can't let this go. It's "Please, sir, I want some more." I also remember the words to Consider Yourself, if you're interested.

I'm a fag.

Seal the deal. tell everyone what you did to the director to get the part.

teaser- he learned it when he was an altar boy.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-20-2005 03:12 PM

Why the Sudden Interest?!?

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
You did Kona?

No. I don't race in fancy races where you get to use a machine or travel through water. I race like men race: with their feet. On pavement. Constant pounding. Tris are for slow ex-marathoners who use the previous two legs as an excuse for their pathetically slow third leg.

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