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sebastian_dangerfield 03-29-2007 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I stopped drinking after New Years as an experiment, because it was making me sick and I was getting mean and nasty whenever I was drinking. Also, it was getting very hard to get up at 5:30 am and work out if I had drinks the night before. I figured it would last a month, but it is still lasting.

I am not entirely substance-free though, which is why I think I'm still hanging on to a shred of my sanity.

I have to admit, I do feel retarded going to a bar and not drinking. But it is hard to not drink and still have friends. And I would like to continue to have friends.
I do that from time to time, for a week or so. Makes coming back to it that much sweeter. I've posted on that subject before.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 03-29-2007 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I believe you meant "unfun" and "sobering"
When I set you up with a softball, you're not supposed to just swing wildly in the air. Take your time, line it up, and hit the damn thing.

If you need help, go see coach Fringie.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 03-29-2007 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Chastity shorts?

Does anyone actually know someone named Chastity? Who would do that to their child?

I saw the movie Haven a few nights ago with Orlando Bloom. His character is named Shy, which I thought was cute, but in reality I think it would be mean to name someone this.
Shhhh. Penske named his kid Chastitty.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-29-2007 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
You're friends with Bob Mould? Cool.

I am not ready to give up drinking entirely. But I think if I could just give up the last three or four drinks at the end of the evening, which I always seem to think are a capital idea when I am having them, it would be a Good Thing. They are particularly difficult drinks to eliminate, however.
I'm telling you man... Take off drinking for six nights, then when you got out you get so much drunker.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-29-2007 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am a nudist in my apartment 100% of the time, unless someone is over whom I don't want to be naked in front of. I am not sure if this is just a New York thing, but I have seen so many naked people in their apartments when I look out of my windows into the windows in other buildings that I think most apartment-dwellers behave this way. Clothes are no fun when you are by yourself or hanging out with your boyfriend.
My wife does that. It's nice, but after a while, one gets acclimated to it. She walks by, shakes a little something at me and I'll just shrug and say "later." Now I get turned on when I see her dressed.

SlaveNoMore 03-29-2007 02:23 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
I'm telling you man... Take off drinking for six nights, then when you got out you get so much drunker.
The last time Weed tried that, the "Blarney Stone" on 44th and Lex went under.

On day 3.

SlaveNoMore 03-29-2007 02:25 PM

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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
When I set you up with a softball, you're not supposed to just swing wildly in the air. Take your time, line it up, and hit the damn thing.
It's still spring training. Working on my swing.

notcasesensitive 03-29-2007 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
people who put shorts on their dogs probably don't fuck much at all.

BBOTD

the guy in my avatar is no longer on my old firm's webpage. I hope he just retired- i think I would have heard if he died:(
Have you googled him? That would answer your question. Unless no one liked him enough to write an obituary.

Shape Shifter 03-29-2007 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The last time Weed tried that, the "Blarney Stone" on 44th and Lex went under.

On day 3.
Even the Blind Pig finds an acorn every once in a while.

SlaveNoMore 03-29-2007 02:42 PM

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Shape Shifter
Even the Blind Pig finds an acorn every once in a while.
I thought "blind pig" jokes were taboo?

futbol fan 03-29-2007 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The last time Weed tried that, the "Blarney Stone" on 44th and Lex went under.

On day 3.
And they had the best steam-table corned beef, too. :frown:

Pretty Little Flower 03-29-2007 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Does anyone actually know someone named Chastity? Who would do that to their child?
People wo don't want their child to go around indiscriminately fucking like some giant top-hatted dog.

Pushy the Puppy 03-29-2007 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
People wo don't want their child to go around indiscriminately fucking like some giant top-hatted dog.
Or their tiny cone-hatted pussies.

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Pushy the Puppy

Tyrone Slothrop 03-29-2007 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
People who don't want their child to go around indiscriminately fucking like some giant top-hatted dog.
And who do not understand reverse psychology.

Shape Shifter 03-29-2007 03:29 PM

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And who do not understand reverse psychology.
Exactly. That's why I named my daughter Tophatteddogfucker.


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