Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 410179)

They treat you like an ace that can't beat the trey.

Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 410170)

For the record, I object to my mother's boyfriend. I don't know what he drives, though. I am neither kind nor tolerant.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 410178)

Would you object to him if your mom weren't constantly telling you about all the long, hot, passionate, sweaty fucking they do?

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 410183)

Subdue, rape, stab to death . . . a minimum of ten minutes, right? Probably closer to 20. Yes, I would expect the police to arrive in fewer than 10 minutes if someone were breaking into my house while I were inside.

From the time the call comes into 911, they should be dispatching a car in the area, which should take no more than 5 minutes. I do live in a ridiculously well policed area because there is a substation within a quarter mile for police and a fire station with emts also in the neighborhood, but it should be, anywhere, call the cops, the cops come.

The OddMan is a first responder now and there are sections of our metro area that are a good 20 minutes from assistance because they are so rural. That is not ncs's area, which should be well-patrolled.

You are damned right I am outraged, but I am equally outraged about cities that have to have environmental justice managers because utility companies do not supply basic utilities to poor areas and that I had to present testimony to a legislative committee because a telecom refused to provide broadband service to minority businesses.

Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 410170)

For the record, I object to my mother's boyfriend. I don't know what he drives, though. I am neither kind nor tolerant.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 410183)

Subdue, rape, stab to death . . . a minimum of ten minutes, right? Probably closer to 20. Yes, I would expect the police to arrive in fewer than 10 minutes if someone were breaking into my house while I were inside.

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 410186)

This cries out for a haiku:

Mom's bang buddy is a jerk
No gold package wheels
Bitch, please! Kick him to the curb

CDF

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 410186)

This cries out for a haiku:

Mom's bang buddy is a jerk
No gold package wheels
Bitch, please! Kick him to the curb

CDF

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 410188)

Late 911 wears the late crown.

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 410186)

This cries out for a haiku:

Mom's bang buddy is a jerk
No gold package wheels
Bitch, please! Kick him to the curb

CDF

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 410190)

If those are the assumptions, I share your outrage. Clearly neither of us has any personal knowledge (hi, 'weed!), but I would guess that subdue and stab to death could take far less than that.

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 410192)

It cries out for a haiku, and yet you won't give us one?

Barely Legal's Mom
Describes hot sex with boyfriend
And his small penis

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 410194)

Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth?

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 410183)

You are damned right I am outraged, but I am equally outraged about cities that have to have environmental justice managers because utility companies do not supply basic utilities to poor areas and that I had to present testimony to a legislative committee because a telecom refused to provide broadband service to minority businesses.