Can we go to our happy places?
 

It seems people on this board become quite sour at the end of the week lately. Can we all just beat up on PLF a bit, get it out of our system, and be happy? Or is everyone working this weekend?

Come on, people (and Gwinky's actually one of the less curmudgeonly today). Let's talk about something pleasant. Like the upcoming PJ/PP mud wrestling match. I'm looking forward to that one.

Oh, and PLF, you bore us.

Either way, her lawyers (surely under her father's close supervision) have done this girl an INCREDIBLE disservice. They should teach classes about this stuff at law schools. Call it THINK THROUGH THE REAL WORLD SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR CLIENT BEFORE FILING LAWSUITS or WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS EQUAL WINNING.

By the way, what am I going to do with 20 White Stripes tickets?

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I thought I had seen it here.

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retrocrush

Scroll down to see the sleazy 60's bookcovers...Gang Girl and Killer Dyke. NTTAWWT

And bad superhero costumes.

superhero costumes

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WTF is craiglist?

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Why are you always picking on me? I have always thought that you were pretty funny and a pretty cool poster, which only makes your constant attacks on me sting all the more. I have never done anything to you, except for when I occasionally lash out at your attacks because I am hurt and confused. Yet, your attacks continue relentlessly. What do I need to do to get you to stand down? Can someone else who is friends with Greedy, Greedy, Greedy help me negotiate a truce or something? The personal insults are uncalled for and are really beginning to get me down.

Can we go to our happy places?
 

It's Friday, jackass. Go stick it in your ear.

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That, and we're all on the same menstrual cycle after spending so much time together.

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Check your own damn PMs. You probably drive an H2.

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Fuck. Do you know how tedious it is to get the mud out of my Lilly Pulitzers?

All right, I'm putting down my gin and tonic. Bring it on.

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That is so fucking uncalled for and actually made me cry. If you recall, that is, if you were paying attention, I had a little anti-H2 rant a couple of months back, and forgive me for sounding like paigow, but that means that you weren't the first one on the anti ridiculously overpriced and oversized mcmansion poseur H2 soapbox, you ... aunt.

And at least I have real PMs and don't make people think, uh, no, on second thought, I don't want to communicate with her.

How many Advil is it safe to take at one time, you think?

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Well, THAT certainly got your antennae up, didn't it.

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Like that's going to stop me.
I cannot believe you would call me such a thing.
Take the whole bottle.

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Is antennae a new nickname for nipples?

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Don't worry about greedy greedy greedy greedy greedy. He probably used to be Third Career or something. Anyway, I am having the same problem with Purse Junkie, who is so clearly on the rag today with her uncalled for attacks and her clear overreaction to my campaign to improve the quality of this board. Whatever it is, I am sure it isn't you, so please don't be sad. Sometimes posters can get a little oversensitive, (especially when it is that time of the month, you know). Maybe somebody parked their hummer in greedy3ed space? Or maybe he thinks your signature line speaks directly to his (which is a rather boring and longwinded sig line). In any event, he is not living in reality, for there will be no mud wrestling between myself and ole Purse Tits. I wouldnt be able to get around those Dees in order to pin her. Plus she is small and probably kind of scrambly. Picture Dolly Parton in a mudwrestilng ring. Tit mousse.

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Lately?

Freud had it wrong
 

I was going to say that you wouldn't mud wrestle with PJ because her they're real and they're spectacular DDs would make your own TRATS C's look small.

But that would have been petty and misogynistic and so I refrained.

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Killer Dyke? ROFL FUCKING MAO

I know some killer dykes. They don't look anything like that. And I think Satan has to be a lesbian. Uhauls are clearly the devil's tool.

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It all started with your suggestion that we pick someone and start a flame war in order to get accepted on the board. I picked you.

Then, after a while, it started to become fun. As a matter of fact, it became a lot of fun. I started dreaming about picking on you at night, and making up new insults in the elevator on my way to the office. Now it's hard to stop.

But don't worry, you're still prettier than they are. And I'll try to find a 12 step program.

"TRATS"?

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I was about to post something along these lines but you beat me to it. I've noticed that you often post things I would post, and you apparently have nice TITS!!!!! Therefore, I declare that robustpuppy is my new best friend.

Freud had it wrong
 

Not to worry bc I would have had absolutely no clue as to what you were talking about.

So, did that get YOUR attenna up?

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There is simply no way to interpret this collection without ending in the words "fucking my ass off", or, worse, Fucking Mao", both of which are just confusing to me, but, as that's my usual state, I suppose I should just accept it . . .

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At first, between the idea of no mud wrestling and being nice to PLF, I was starting to think I'd have nothing to think about in the elevator any more. But then you gave me those wonderful Dolly Partonesque images. Now I'll have to be careful about not being that dorky guy with a smirk on his face in the back of the elevator. Thank you.

But PLF is prettier than you.

What made you feel the need for 20 tickets? Put them on the hook.

I don't even know if it SHOULD get my antenna up.

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We can assume from the "Fucking Mao" that she's pro-communist and therefore a TRAITOR and therefore a liberal. Strap her to the chair, pin her eyes open, and make her watch an endless loop of Ann Coulter commentary.

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can't help but do sympathize. Geedy etc. can be really mean on the Politics board. Some of my friends quit because of him. He's always cutting people's opinion down, like we shouldn't have opinions, or his are better, and we feel stupid, not uneducated like when Atticus uses big words to show you up and you think you can either ignore it or get out a dictionary.
No with Greedy you just feel dumb. Jeez, its not like there's a mensa test to get a login password.

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I had no idea that there were that many "gay girl" books in the 60's. Who knew? Satan is a lesbian - that's too funny.

But since this is the FASHION BOARD, what did you think of the costumes and commentary?

fashionistas

Edited to add I love Matadors of shame - I'll have to buy that book, if only for the cover.

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I would watch an endless loop of Ann Coulter commentary.

(Well, if she were naked.)

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Just accept it. I simply chose to split the rofl and the mao with the word fucking.

You know like. It's absofuckinglutely freezing outside. Or Bilmore likes to eat hot fucking dogs, or gee, Bilmore, what an assfuckinghole...ok that one sounds dirty. But you get the idea.

Everybody's a fucking critic. Sheesh.

Like Death and Taxes
 

It's adorable how Insipid Chick #1 always comes to the defense of Insipid Chick #2.

not7y(TGIF)S

perhaps "they're real and they're spectacular."

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We KNOW. It's glaringly obvious to everyone who follows the PB that you would watch it with pom-poms to cheer her on, even if she were fully clothed.

(bilmore with pom-poms . . . hm)

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Hey you bitch, don't you be calling me a liberal. That is almost as bad as calling me a republican. Not quite, but almost.

But you can strap me to a chair if you want. That sounds kind of kinky...and I'm sort of bored anyway.

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Why are you so mean? Turn that frown upside-down, little camper!

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Oh please. They are just insipid bc they havent banged you. Yet.

Pai "Not Insipid" gow

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between yesterday and today your obsession with me begins to become a bit...well...weird.

Just take a nice bubble bath, or go back to admiring yourself in the mirror, perhaps have a little drink or two, and I promise you'll feel better soon.

Please.

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Ann Coulter is prime HF material...