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Pretty Little Flower 12-10-2009 04:14 PM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 410197)
IIRC, they are also supposed to have nature imagery.

Barely's Mom gets humped,
Like a she-wolf in estrus.
Must she tell us all?

They are either supposed to have nature imagery or be about Spam.

Hank Chinaski 12-10-2009 04:16 PM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 410170)
For the record, I object to my mother's boyfriend. I don't know what he drives, though. I am neither kind nor tolerant.

I always thought my mom was pretty clean, but once I started posting here I learned my mom had sex with at least 5 FB socks, one a negro, and i always thought she was a little prejudiced! and, since she isn't a lawyer and has no tie to anyone here, I can only imagine she must have fucked an ungodly number of guys across society, I mean if I extrapolate:confused::confused:

Sidd Finch 12-10-2009 04:18 PM

Re: 911 is a Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410199)
a woman being raped and stabbed to death due to police neglect causes you outrage equal to the failure to provide adequate cell phone service?

One struggle, many fronts?

Adder 12-10-2009 04:19 PM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410201)
I always thought my mom was pretty clean, but once I started posting here I learned my mom had sex with at least 5 FB socks, one a negro, and i always thought she was a little prejudiced! and, since she isn't a lawyer and has no tie to anyone here, I can only imagine she must have fucked an ungodly number of guys across society, I mean if I extrapolate:confused::confused:

I thought that was your wife. Or are they the same!?!

Hank Chinaski 12-10-2009 04:20 PM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 410197)
IIRC, they are also supposed to have nature imagery.

Barely's Mom gets humped,
Like a she-wolf in estrus.
Must she tell us all?

third line is a sort of non-sequitor natural image per atticus

LessinSF 12-10-2009 04:22 PM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 410197)
IIRC, they are also supposed to have nature imagery.

Barely's Mom gets humped,
Like a she-wolf in estrus.
Must she tell us all?

Vaginal dryness?
Sidd's verdant wife to learn soon
Barely contemplates

cheval de frise 12-10-2009 04:23 PM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 410193)
5-7-5, not 7-5-7

This may be a situation where the joke is on me because I did not realize that inversion of haiku syllables was done on purpose, and thus my response attempting to correct what was obviously an intentional error makes me look silly. Whatever you call that situation.

Nope, just brain lock on my part. I knew something was wrong with it. But I couldn't spare the time to refresh my memory on the proper meter for a haiku.

I blame NotBob's absence and cruel lack of mentoring.

CDF

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-10-2009 04:24 PM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 410200)
They are either supposed to have nature imagery or be about Spam.

A can of Spam, or
Post-menopause vagina?
Let's ask Barely's Mom!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-10-2009 04:24 PM

Re: 911 is a Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410199)
a woman being raped and stabbed to death due to police neglect causes you outrage equal to the failure to provide adequate cell phone service?

I'd like some clarification to, because I'm not really sure what environmental justice and broadband deployment have to do with each other, unless the "deployment" is dumping wire containing PCBs in poor neighborhoods.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-10-2009 04:26 PM

Re: 911 is a Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410199)
a woman being raped and stabbed to death due to police neglect causes you outrage equal to the failure to provide adequate cell phone service?

I think the outrage on both ends amounts to anger over poorer communities being provided with lesser service from one spectrum to the other.

TM

Atticus Grinch 12-10-2009 04:27 PM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410204)
third line is a sort of non-sequitor natural image per atticus

Eager lovers delve
Can barely stand the prospect
Dew-moist Grand Canyon.

Gattigap 12-10-2009 04:31 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
Bad haikus deserve bad parody lyrics.

On Tuesday
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe to do Tuesday

Suddenly
I take a ride from some cabbie
He’s despondent and a bit crazy
Oh, then Tuesday came suddenly

Why he
Had to freak I don’t know, he wouldn't say
I said
Something’s wrong, now it’s time for LMA

Then LMA
Commiserates on my near-death today
When I say I’ve got to hide away,
He looks at me and says “Well, it’s Tuesday”

Why he
Needs it there I don't know, he wouldn't say
I said
“Off my ass” now he longs for next Tuesday

evenodds 12-10-2009 04:33 PM

Re: 911 is a Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 410209)
I think the outrage on both ends amounts to anger over poorer communities being provided with lesser service from one spectrum to the other.

Yes, that was exactly what I meant, expressed rather inartfully.

It's a good thing I am not paid to write or speak for a living.

Hank Chinaski 12-10-2009 04:35 PM

Re: 911 is a Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 410209)
I think the outrage on both ends amounts to anger over poorer communities being provided with lesser service from one spectrum to the other.

TM

i was focused on "equally." and ncs doesn't live in a "poorer" neighborhood.

but what is "providing broadband service?" doesn't that equate to coverage for potential customers? why would a company not provide that?

Hank Chinaski 12-10-2009 04:37 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
Tennessee is being investigated for sending "hostesses" to entertain blue chip prospects.

I know we have no former bluechip prospects, but maybe we have a few former "hostesses?" so these girls fuck just to make sure the team gets better? if they're paid I can't imagine that wouldn't have come out before. anyone know what?


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