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Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-15-2013 11:02 AM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 484545)
You win the dick measuring contest, but your insecurity is now exposed.

Sincerely,

Chicago

"New York’s tallest building was deemed taller even though it has six fewer floors and its roof is more than 100 feet lower than the top side of the Willis Tower."

"Both buildings have long masts poking skyward from their roofs. But those on the 1,451-foot Willis Tower are considered antennas, which the council does not count in calculating the height of a building. The 408-foot long mast on 1 World Trade Center, on the other hand, is more than just a means of improving radio signals, its developers argued. They called it a spire and insisted it was a critical and permanent element of the architects’ overall design."

Well, we'd all be bigger if we started measuring at our balls.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-15-2013 11:04 AM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 484546)
"New York’s tallest building was deemed taller even though it has six fewer floors and its roof is more than 100 feet lower than the top side of the Willis Tower."

"Both buildings have long masts poking skyward from their roofs. But those on the 1,451-foot Willis Tower are considered antennas, which the council does not count in calculating the height of a building. The 408-foot long mast on 1 World Trade Center, on the other hand, is more than just a means of improving radio signals, its developers argued. They called it a spire and insisted it was a critical and permanent element of the architects’ overall design."

Well, we'd all be bigger if we started measuring at our balls.

Why don't we just make Pluto a planet again while we're at it?

Pretty Little Flower 11-15-2013 11:13 AM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 484545)
You win the dick measuring contest, but your insecurity is now exposed.

Sincerely,

Chicago

Dear Chicago,

Why do you hate America and love terrorism?

Sincerely,

Minneapolis

Pretty Little Flower 11-15-2013 11:16 AM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 484547)
Why don't we just make Pluto a planet again while we're at it?

Does the Height Committee of the Council on Tall Buildings and Urban Habitat sound like something susceptible to making arbitrary decisions?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-15-2013 11:23 AM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 484548)
Dear Chicago,

Why do you hate America and love terrorism?

Sincerely,

Minneapolis

I'll respond with a quote from Atticus's favorite Mel Brooks movie:

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-15-2013 11:28 AM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 484549)
Does the Height Committee of the Council on Tall Buildings and Urban Habitat sound like something susceptible to making arbitrary decisions?

It's probably made up of the same assholes in the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union.

soup sandwich 11-15-2013 11:41 AM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 484439)
I initially thought she was a brilliant troll.

Maybe she was.

Think. About. It.

2.

And the guy with the treadmill was Str8outta...somewhere. Van Nuys? He was also the guy who was gracious enough to offer to get us all Sting tickets before they went on sale to the general public.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-15-2013 01:32 PM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 484545)
You win the dick measuring contest, but your insecurity is now exposed.

Sincerely,

Chicago

Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 484546)
"New York’s tallest building was deemed taller even though it has six fewer floors and its roof is more than 100 feet lower than the top side of the Willis Tower."

"Both buildings have long masts poking skyward from their roofs. But those on the 1,451-foot Willis Tower are considered antennas, which the council does not count in calculating the height of a building. The 408-foot long mast on 1 World Trade Center, on the other hand, is more than just a means of improving radio signals, its developers argued. They called it a spire and insisted it was a critical and permanent element of the architects’ overall design."

Well, we'd all be bigger if we started measuring at our balls.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 484547)
Why don't we just make Pluto a planet again while we're at it?

I don't think I know anyone in NYC who cares about this even a little bit.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-15-2013 01:34 PM

This is what happens when you go to Exeter
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mpetition.html

"Girl who bedded three men a week named 'Britain's horniest student'".

ThurgreedMarshall 11-15-2013 01:34 PM

Article
 
This is a very interesting article about the relationship between attitudes toward violence and the different "nations" (and their origins) in this country:

http://www.tufts.edu/alumni/magazine...p-in-arms.html

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-15-2013 01:38 PM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 484553)
I don't think I know anyone in NYC who cares about this even a little bit.

TM

Is this a whiff?

But I was serious about the Pluto part - losing a planet really pissed me off.

Tyrone Slothrop 11-15-2013 02:08 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 484533)
I'm on an airplane and paying for this access. you all need to post more things.

I really don't like having wifi on planes. It's nice to have a chunk of time when I don't need to check my email because no one can send me anything.

taxwonk 11-15-2013 02:14 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 484544)
Typo. Should be tl;dr.

Oh, that's makes sense now. Thanks.

taxwonk 11-15-2013 02:16 PM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 484546)
"New York’s tallest building was deemed taller even though it has six fewer floors and its roof is more than 100 feet lower than the top side of the Willis Tower."

"Both buildings have long masts poking skyward from their roofs. But those on the 1,451-foot Willis Tower are considered antennas, which the council does not count in calculating the height of a building. The 408-foot long mast on 1 World Trade Center, on the other hand, is more than just a means of improving radio signals, its developers argued. They called it a spire and insisted it was a critical and permanent element of the architects’ overall design."

Well, we'd all be bigger if we started measuring at our balls.

Hey, there's the roof and then there's the shit people put on the roof. We are from the City of Big Shoulders, Hog butcher to the world. We know.

taxwonk 11-15-2013 02:18 PM

Re: Dear New York
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 484548)
Dear Chicago,

Why do you hate America and love terrorism?

Sincerely,

Minneapolis

Dear Minnesota,

Hush now, or nobody at the kiddie table gets pudding.

Yours,

The Windy City


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