LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It all started with your suggestion that we pick someone and start a flame war in order to get accepted on the board. I picked you.

Then, after a while, it started to become fun. As a matter of fact, it became a lot of fun. I started dreaming about picking on you at night, and making up new insults in the elevator on my way to the office. Now it's hard to stop.

But don't worry, you're still prettier than they are. And I'll try to find a 12 step program.

Joke's on you. And you don't even know it.

TM

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ann Coulter is prime HF material...

What's HF? Housewife Farting?

ThurgreedMarshall

07-11-2003 03:34 PM

Can we go to our happy places?

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Originally posted by blue_Triangle
can't help but do sympathize. Geedy etc. can be really mean on the Politics board. Some of my friends quit because of him. He's always cutting people's opinion down, like we shouldn't have opinions, or his are better, and we feel stupid, not uneducated like when Atticus uses big words to show you up and you think you can either ignore it or get out a dictionary.
No with Greedy you just feel dumb. Jeez, its not like there's a mensa test to get a login password.

I smell a sock.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's HF? Housewife Farting?

Hint: Lucy Liu is also HF material...

ABBAKiss

07-11-2003 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
assfuckinghole...ok that one sounds dirty. But you get the idea.

Last night I saw a commercial for something like "Warming K-Y" that confused the hell out of me. In the commercial, a woman was trying to talk some guy, presumably her husband, into have something resembling marital relations with her. She did not experience any luck until she mentioned that she had the new "Warming K-Y" (or whatever it was--I was multitasking). Does this make sense to anyone? I can see maybe for gay men, but I have never, EVER used K-Y for anything, let alone "Warming K-Y", which I guess is because it is "NEW!!!"

Does this sound like a product any of you would use?

NotFromHere

07-11-2003 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hint: Lucy Liu is also HF material...

She's a horse fucker?

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hint: Lucy Liu is also HF material...

Healthy Feet? For chrissakes, spit it out already.

ABBAKiss

07-11-2003 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's HF? Housewife Farting?

Well, duh. What else could it be?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

07-11-2003 03:37 PM

Can we go to our happy places?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Or maybe he thinks your signature line speaks directly to his (which is a rather boring and longwinded sig line).

In the interests of promoting harmony and good feeling on the FB, you have prompted a change to my sig line. Still boring and long-winded, still from Alice. But that's me. Anyone seen a good Fassbinder or Herzog movie lately?

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Last night I saw a commercial for something like "Warming K-Y" that confused the hell out of me. In the commercial, a woman was trying to talk some guy, presumably her husband, into have something resembling marital relations with her. She did not experience any luck until she mentioned that she had the new "Warming K-Y" (or whatever it was--I was multitasking). Does this make sense to anyone? I can see maybe for gay men, but I have never, EVER used K-Y for anything, let alone "Warming K-Y", which I guess is because it is "NEW!!!"

Does this sound like a product any of you would use?

I think it sounds like she's a frigid bitch.

NotFromHere

07-11-2003 03:38 PM

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Well, there's that stuff (like astroglide) that turns warm (or feels warm) when you blow on it. Is that it?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

07-11-2003 03:38 PM

Can we go to our happy places?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Joke's on you. And you don't even know it.

TM

And neither do you. That's the fun part.

Editted to add:

Sorry, I forgot, he's prettier than you, too.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-11-2003 03:39 PM

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Thrashersfan just bought a case of bud ice and a gallon of the warming K-Y. I've got my plane ticket and it's going to be a long, sore weekend for her.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-11-2003 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it sounds like she's a frigid bitch.

Well, cold goo applied down there can't exactly be a pleasant prelude to gettin' it on.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, duh. What else could it be?

Hate Fuck

NotFromHere

07-11-2003 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, cold goo applied down there can't exactly be a pleasant prelude to gettin' it on.

Where in the hell does one see a commericial like that?

LessinSF

07-11-2003 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Call it THINK THROUGH THE REAL WORLD SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR CLIENT BEFORE FILING LAWSUITS or WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS EQUAL WINNING.

Lesson One can be about the loser who sued over the Barry Bonds home run ball. He won the right to $225,000, but his legal fees were more like $450,000.

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, cold goo applied down there can't exactly be a pleasant prelude to gettin' it on.

Speak for yourself, Mr. Vanilla.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-11-2003 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where in the hell does one see a commericial like that?

Having not seen it, my best guess would be Lifetime or Oxygen.

ABBAKiss

07-11-2003 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, cold goo applied down there can't exactly be a pleasant prelude to gettin' it on.

On whom is the Warming K-Y to be applied?

How have I become such a well-adjusted individual when I apparently missed out on the joys of astroglide and K-Y?

robustpuppy

07-11-2003 03:45 PM

Like Death and Taxes

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's adorable how Insipid Chick #1 always comes to the defense of Insipid Chick #2.

not7y(TGIF)S

You're not too smart, are you? Ordinarily, I like that in a man, but ...

greatwhitenorthchick

07-11-2003 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where in the hell does one see a commericial like that?

I don't know, but my little sister (who puts K-Y on her nipples when she runs - she got the big boobs and nipples in the family), bought it accidentally when she ran out of regular K-Y. She didn't notice what it was and put it on her nipples and went for a nice long run. She said it was quite stimulating.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-11-2003 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Speak for yourself, Mr. Vanilla.

Well, you'd better have goo that warms like a thousand suns to make it tolerable for him. And that's not the royal you.:whip:

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know, but my little sister (who puts K-Y on her nipples when she runs - she got the big boobs and nipples in the family),

You don't have any nipples?

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

07-11-2003 03:50 PM

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Saw the commercial too. Can't remember where, but I do remember being taken aback at the station it was airing on... As for potential uses, could this be part of the whole thing I read about somewhere (possibly here) that one of the biggest trends in the sex toy industry is the sale of strap-ons to purportedly hetero women for use on their men?

On a totally different subject, I am currently listening to the current Official House Band of the FB, the New Pornographers... Enjoying it very much, as I am a big fan of power pop with catchy hooks and alt country. Speaking of which, does the FB have an official anthem?? If not, I nominate "I Got Drunk (and I Fell Down)" by Uncle Tupelo....

ABBAKiss

07-11-2003 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where in the hell does one see a commericial like that?

I was channel surfing between ER (NBC), something about how much money rap stars have (VH1) and something on MTV that completely escapes me right now. I also took a break to have some K-Y free marital relations of my own. NTYNTKT.

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, you'd better have goo that warms like a thousand suns to make it tolerable for him. And that's not the royal you.:whip:

Honey, I'm so hot that once the gel comes into contact with my, uh, body, it's nowhere near cold.

(for anyone totally grossed out by this, be aware that I'm joking)

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-11-2003 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know, but my little sister (who puts K-Y on her nipples when she runs - she got the big boobs and nipples in the family), bought it accidentally when she ran out of regular K-Y. She didn't notice what it was and put it on her nipples and went for a nice long run. She said it was quite stimulating.

finally a solution to paigow's chaffed nips.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-11-2003 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You don't have any nipples?

I guess that was misleading. Technically I do have breasts and nipples. They are somewhat discernable when viewed under a high-powered microscope.

robustpuppy

07-11-2003 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Saw the commercial too. Can't remember where, but I do remember being taken aback at the station it was airing on... As for potential uses, could this be part of the whole thing I read about somewhere (possibly here) that one of the biggest trends in the sex toy industry is the sale of strap-ons to purportedly hetero women for use on their men?

This makes sense because the woman in the commercial definitely gives the impression that hubby ain't doing it for her. I think she actually rolls her eyes when gesturing toward hubby and indicating that things have gotten routine. Subtext.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-11-2003 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
. . . something on MTV that completely escapes me right now. . .

Is there anything on MTV worth committing to long-term memory? Let alone short-term memory? It's like a drunken one-night stand: enjoyable in the moment but best forgotten by morning.

purse junkie

07-11-2003 03:56 PM

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She should try Title 9 Sports for sports bras that won't kill her rack. Though perhaps her way is better.

LessinSF

07-11-2003 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
II also took a break to have some K-Y free marital relations of my own. NTYNTKT.

You fought about money?

ThrashersFan

07-11-2003 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Thrashersfan just bought a case of bud ice and a gallon of the warming K-Y. I've got my plane ticket and it's going to be a long, sore weekend for her.

TM

Shall we try it out??? :bang:

:love:

SlaveNoMore

07-11-2003 03:58 PM

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robustpuppy
You're not too smart, are you? Ordinarily, I like that in a man, but ...

Then please prove me wrong, my [so boring I thought you were a guy for several months] friend.

not7yS

ABBAKiss

07-11-2003 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's like a drunken one-night stand: enjoyable in the moment but best forgotten by morning.

Story of my life, man. Story of my life.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Shall we try it out??? :bang:

:love:

I really don't like the juxtaposition of a tommy gun and butt sex, NTTAWWT...

ABBAKiss

07-11-2003 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
You fought about money?

Well, yeah. I screwed up the quarter trick and he got all pissy.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, yeah. I screwed up the quarter trick and he got all pissy.

A golden shower is NOT vanilla...

ThrashersFan

07-11-2003 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I really don't like the juxtaposition of a tommy gun and butt sex, NTTAWWT...

:bang:
You mean that TM wasn't inviting me to rub K-Y Warming Jelly on his pooper-hole and shoot projectiles up his ass while I drink a case of beer? You mean he wanted to..up my.... OH MY, that's why he said it would be a long, sore weekend for ME :eek2:

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