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Not Bob 11-14-2006 04:42 PM

I do not think that word means what you think it means.
 
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I knew someone would argue this point. I disagree. Just because I show a willingness to let the unsolicited fellatio-offerer proceed with the unsolicited fellatio does not change the unsolicited nature of said fellatio. I don't make the woman wrestle me to the ground and forcibly remove my cock from my pants, but that does not mean I have actually solicited anything, fellatio or otherwise.
Yeah, whatever, Flora.

AoN, I miss Winona.

ltl/fb 11-14-2006 04:46 PM

Two things
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Oh and I get blasted for posting that my Seamless Web is late?

Who said I don't wear color? I do. My twin sets/silk sweaters/cashmere are brights.

'Sides I was told I'm beautiful today. mmmmm and he wasn't some dumpy para either.
A cab driver -- from BEVERLY HILLS -- recently told me that I smelled really good. That lots of people who had ridden in the cab smelled good, but I smelled really, particularly good.

This brought back memories of the cleaning guy from Dallas . . . *sniff*

patentparanyc 11-14-2006 04:48 PM

Two things
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
A cab driver -- from BEVERLY HILLS -- recently told me that I smelled really good. That lots of people who had ridden in the cab smelled good, but I smelled really, particularly good.

This brought back memories of the cleaning guy from Dallas . . . *sniff*
What perfume do you wear? If you don't wear perfume, what shampoo/soap or body wash?

ltl/fb 11-14-2006 04:50 PM

Two things
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
What perfume do you wear? If you don't wear perfume, what shampoo/soap or body wash?
Trade secret. Anyway, different perfumes on the two occasions.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-14-2006 04:51 PM

Random musings
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Two things.

You are the only person who can use the word "crank" in this context without making me a little queasy.

And you know, I think it's that most men just don't have the swagger to be naked. Those that do, well, those men I want to see naked.

Well, those and also the ones about to fuck me.
First, thank you.

Second, I had a buddy with that swagger. He had very little rap, wasn't buff or super-attractive, but he packed serious heat and honestly, truly didn't give a fuck about anything. The funniest memory I have of him was having him walk downstairs in the morning, hung over, in boxers, gut hanging out, dip cup in his hand, rummaging for a bowl in front of a girl I was seeing and her friend. He's spitting the whole time and basically looks like a fat Keith Richards. After he heads for the kitchen, the friend leans in and says "he's fucking hot." That happened all the fucking time. Dude had the Kavorka or something. Chicks just loved him, and he did the exact opposite of everything you'd think would be attractive. My point? In certain regards, the swagger's as much mental as it is physical.

He got an insanely hot wife.

patentparanyc 11-14-2006 04:53 PM

Two things
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Trade secret. Anyway, different perfumes on the two occasions.
Silly. Each perfume reacts/intermingles differently with each person's chemistry. So say you wear Angel and someone else does. The chocolate scent will be prevalent but smell different on each person.

AoN, I tried Creed Orange Spice, that is hot. I also like Jo Malone. Pomegranate Noir and French Lime Blosson.

Fringe: what do you wear? generally speaking

ltl/fb 11-14-2006 04:54 PM

Two things
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Silly. Each perfume reacts/intermingles differently with each person's chemistry. So say you wear Angel and someone else does. The chocolate scent will be prevalent but smell different on each person.

AoN, I tried Creed Orange Spice, that is hot. I also like Jo Malone. Pomegranate Noir and French Lime Blosson.
I don't wear fruit.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-14-2006 04:56 PM

Two things
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Is it powdered hot chocolate? If so, it is excellent mixed with coffee.
Instant mocha latte. I just discovered that if you buy a Starbucks Venti bold coffee with a shot of espresso in it and pour half a container of that powdered vanilla they keep at the stations along with half of one of those vanilla milks they sell in near the cash registers, you get a really good vanilla coffee.

patentparanyc 11-14-2006 04:58 PM

Two things
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Instant mocha latte. I just discovered that if you buy a Starbucks Venti bold coffee with a shot of espresso in it and pour half a container of that powdered vanilla they keep at the stations along with half of one of those vanilla milks they sell in near the cash registers, you get a really good vanilla coffee.
it's too chalky. imho.

The syrup is worth the 30 cents.

As for the ghetto mochaccino....again, very lumpy and nasty.

Fugee 11-14-2006 05:02 PM

Random musings
 
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
2. You obviously have never been to Minneapolis on a boat with the Vikings.
"Not good" could be construed as meaning not wanting the tail chasing to involve criminal charges and/or bad publicity.

And to be a lakes timmy, the sex boat docks in Excelsior on Lake Minnetonka. Not Minneapolis.

Mr. Man 11-14-2006 05:03 PM

question
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A partner has asked for a bourbon recommendation for a client. Anyone have any ideas for which is the best?

TM
I have always enjoyed Knob Creek best, although that seems a bit common, no? While not technically a "bourbon" (not White Oak or some other stupid distinction that makes it a Kentucky Whiskey), the Jack Daniels Single Barrel is smooooth.

bold_n_brazen 11-14-2006 05:14 PM

Random musings
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
First, thank you.

Second, I had a buddy with that swagger. He had very little rap, wasn't buff or super-attractive, but he packed serious heat and honestly, truly didn't give a fuck about anything. The funniest memory I have of him was having him walk downstairs in the morning, hung over, in boxers, gut hanging out, dip cup in his hand, rummaging for a bowl in front of a girl I was seeing and her friend. He's spitting the whole time and basically looks like a fat Keith Richards. After he heads for the kitchen, the friend leans in and says "he's fucking hot." That happened all the fucking time. Dude had the Kavorka or something. Chicks just loved him, and he did the exact opposite of everything you'd think would be attractive. My point? In certain regards, the swagger's as much mental as it is physical.

He got an insanely hot wife.
My boyfriend in college was one of those swagger-y naked types. He looked as comfortable out of clothes as he did in them.

In fact, even now when I think of him, I tend to think of him naked.

(sigh)

nononono 11-14-2006 05:17 PM

It's just not as much fun anymore
 
Couple arrested for sex-ish behavior on a plane.

http://news.findlaw.com/cnn/docs/cri...101106ind.html

spree: news story, with link to indictment papers

I particularly like the description of the woman as "smiling" as the man pressed his face into her crotch. And also how she, afte things between them and the flight attendants escalated, said she worked for an attorney and just knew it was illegal for them to be refused alcohol on the flihgt.

patentparanyc 11-14-2006 05:18 PM

Random musings
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
First, thank you.

Second, I had a buddy with that swagger. He had very little rap, wasn't buff or super-attractive, but he packed serious heat and honestly, truly didn't give a fuck about anything. The funniest memory I have of him was having him walk downstairs in the morning, hung over, in boxers, gut hanging out, dip cup in his hand, rummaging for a bowl in front of a girl I was seeing and her friend. He's spitting the whole time and basically looks like a fat Keith Richards. After he heads for the kitchen, the friend leans in and says "he's fucking hot." That happened all the fucking time. Dude had the Kavorka or something. Chicks just loved him, and he did the exact opposite of everything you'd think would be attractive. My point? In certain regards, the swagger's as much mental as it is physical.

He got an insanely hot wife.
My husband had a friend like that. we used to call him "Ah Be Meh" because he stuttered a bit and was incoherent and unintelligible most of the time. Nothing really to look at, medium height and skinny with a big nose...but man....did he ever get the ladies.

That guy got more ass than a toilet seat. He just had that certain je ne sais quo. who knows what it really is. Swagger? tenancity to continue if you get shot down to move onto the next girl?

Mr. Man 11-14-2006 05:21 PM

Random musings
 
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Originally posted by Fugee
"Not good" could be construed as meaning not wanting the tail chasing to involve criminal charges and/or bad publicity.

And to be a lakes timmy, the sex boat docks in Excelsior on Lake Minnetonka. Not Minneapolis.
Good point on the first one.

In my world, everything in Minnesota is in Minneapolis. Family members live in Edina and I call that Minneapolis. Kind of like Plano is Dallas or Anaheim is LA. Wasn't meant to cause geographic confusion or disrespect.

Have I mentioned I hate the Vikings and any other sporting event involving Minnesota (other than sporting events involving ABBA I would imagine...)?


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