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CNN is reporting that "Dance Fever" is coming back, with Eric "Still Haven't Moved On From The Real World Season I" Nies hosting.

Bonus points to contestants wearing "Let's Get Physical" hairbands and Jane Fonda spandex leotards with belts.:dance:

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I liked "Matador of Shame." The link to the other lesbian pulp website had better ones, though. My faves included "Dyke Monger," "Fruit Town," "Art Colony Perverts," "Bitter Wench," "Roll Call in Sodom," "Swing Low Sweet Lesbian" (?), "When Lesbians Strike," and, of course, "Mavis." Who can resist a lesbian named Mavis?

All time best is "L Stands for Lez."

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Cuz I'm a rabble rouser and I like to stir the pot. FWIW, I would drive a H2 for no other reason than it would piss off the lowly masses. And it would have lots of room for dogs and kids.

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I like Hitch-Hike Hussy.

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... house floozy??

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Yes, you are right this one is better. And reading the introduction:

"WHY "STRANGE SISTERS" ?

There are lots of reasons. First off, that phrase, that title captures the spirit of the 50's and 60's lesbian paperbacks I collect. It's easy to imagine the words being spoken in hushed tones, one eyebrow raised, under late-night streetlights..."

Made me remember the fact that people still seem to feel the need to whisper the word lesbian. What's with that? You know, that so and so, do you think she's a lesbian ?

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No no. Like I said, it's Hate Fuck. For example, if Thurgreed were to sleep with PJ, it would be a hate fuck.

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Sorry, Slave, I don't think I can do anything to interest you, because I save all discussions about my tits, my blowjob techniques, how I love to titfuck, brazilians, how a guy can get me to do anal, which of my exes loved teabagging, how many threeways I've had and the ratio in each, the various qualities (length, girth, shape, endurance, feelings about oral) of the guys I've banged, how many guys I've banged whose names I've forgotten, guys I'd like to bang (including the subsets of guys I'd like to bang at work and guys on the lawtalkers board I think I'd like to bang), what my sex toy collection contains, etc. etc. etc. for weekly staff meetings at work. My boss loves those stories.

So all that stuff feels old by the time I get to the FB, and all I've got left to talk about are grammar and TV and things other people post.

As for you, my bitter and not terribly observant friend, you are interesting to me only by association. You don't seem to have posted anything very compelling since the days of multo.

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But wouldn't any such event involving Thurgreed be a HF? Why does PJ's involvement make it any different?

By the way, PLF is prettier than Thurgreed.

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And maybe when I was done with her, she wouldn't be such a prissy pain in the ass.

TM

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Hon, that only makes you sound *more* impotent. It's like a comb-over. But if makes you feel better, carry on.

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It's starting to sound a lot like Fri-day . . .

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Yes because your big cock in her ass will surely make her swoon and learn that she should be a nice, docile woman.

That always works

:rolleyes:

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Maybe he was thinking that she would realize just how bad a pain in the ass is . . .

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Wow, that's like a table of contents of the best of Slave's posts from the last decade, except for the "how I like to titfuck" topic. He has very small breasts that are woefully inadequate for titfucking, although TM once mentioned something about his use of waterballoons.

Who knew?!?! NTTAWWT!

Who???

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Isn't it great when women use the word "cock"?

Norm MacDonald said he went on the Dennis Miller Show just so he could say "cock" on TV. And he did. Repeatedly.

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Is a Hate Fuck that you fuck someone because you hate them so much you are strangely attracted to them? Or is it you hate them so much that fucking them would be a method of conveying your hate?

Because I have engaged in the former (and it was actually very good), but I don't think the latter (unless it was a HF from the other person's point of view and I didn't catch on).

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Why are men so into this?

Better than Unisom
 

Really? And yet coming from you, all that stuff sounds boring. You truly have a Gift.

Only bitter because I associate this Board with fun, yet I often have to wallow through your buzzkill posts to read something amusing.

Perhaps.

And when and if you finally do post something compelling, let us all know.

not7yS

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Damn straight! Nuthin like puttin the assfuckin' pimphand smackdown to keep yo hoe in her place.

At least that's what the priest told me on my wedding night.

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How would you know?

TM

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What is they say about the word assume?

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She's been with a lot of your ex-gfs who, oddly, switched to the other team after experiencing your methods of subduing them.

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I think it can be either.

Lucy Liu: Hot, but from what I've seen/read, she's a complete bitch. Most guys dislike her just for the fact that Bill Murray hated her on the set of Charlie's Angels I. But that's not going to stop us from fucking her. Aggressively.

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Sure, either that or I have a tendancy to tame my new bitches by putting on a strap-on and fucking them up the ass.

Either way.

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She went out (or he went in, as the case may be) with Well Hung Juror a few times, but keep it the down lo or she'll have to give a kitchen appliance other than a toaster to the Coalition of Straight People.

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I would have just shoved the damn priest off of me and went and found my bride. You're too passive and accepting.

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your priest still expected you to service (be serviced by) him even thought it was your wedding night?

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Hot damn! That was gooood.

But shouldn't that plant her firmly on my side? I'm increasing the lesbian population one fuck at a time.

TM

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I know, but Cardinal Law was such a nice old man. And quick too! Just like PLF, or so I'm told.

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Lesbians who have become lesbians through sexual abuse by men tend to be unbalanced. Leagl likes her women mentally stable. You are increasing the likelihood that she will end up with a wacko.

Wait, no, it was Less who fucked Paigow

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While the Less/Paigow, Slave/Paigow etc never gets old, it would be nice if someone could fuck someone else soon so that we could have a new running joke.

(And I apologize in advance for not doing my part. But feel free to spread rumors if it will inject some life into the FB jokes. Or maybe everyone is fucking everyone and joking about it and I just am out of the loop. I suspect that may be the case).

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Stop it. You're killing me here.

Seriously, I have no idea. I'm still trying to figure out the marketing research that the led the advertising geniuses at Coors to promote incest as an apparently successful way to sell more beer.

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Ah. The Slave/Paigow thing makes sense to me now.

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You're on fire. I'm not going to even respond because you should pull a Costanza and just leave on top.

TM

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You're on a roll today....but don't be angry about that dewy-eyed young paralegal who managed to escape your office after you had him on the floor, half hog-tied, with the bondage ball almost in place. There'll be a next time.

Either that, or a restraining order. So to speak.

CDF (they say "mental patient," I say "lovably eccentric")

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It was wasn't it?

Do you have any idea what it is like to have a woman who has been so badly fucked by a man that she is begging you, pleading with you to show her how it is really done? Never mind, of course you haven't. Silly me.

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I don't remember any of your posts on grammar, but, based on this grammatically incorrect sentence about grammar, I won't be taking any pointers from you on that subject either.

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I've been reaching out for you for so long GWNC. Just PM me. You don't have to get the whole board involved.

TM

We can rebuild her, make her better than before
 

A new, more interesting robustpuppy.

Ollie (so that's what happened to Multo) Ramone