LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Only bitter because I associate this Board with fun, yet I often have to wallow through your buzzkill posts to read something amusing.

That was clever how you used the ultimate buzzkill style post (the point by point refutation so popular on the politics board) to complain about how I'm no fun.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-11-2003 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
It was wasn't it?

Do you have any idea what it is like to have a woman who has been so badly fucked by a man that she is begging you, pleading with you to show her how it is really done?

Absolutely. But with each girl it only happens once for some reason.

TM

LessinSF

07-11-2003 05:20 PM

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That's alright. Slave's TITS are bigger than yours.

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're on fire. I'm not going to even respond because you should pull a Costanza and just leave on top.

TM

I was right to be suspicious of your sudden, odd niceness. It's a ruse to get rid of me! Gotta leave soon anyway, don't worry.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 05:25 PM

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These girls are GREAT. All you have to be is JUST a little better than terrible and you're the best she's ever had!

greatwhitenorthchick

07-11-2003 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've been reaching out for you for so long GWNC. Just PM me. You don't have to get the whole board involved.

TM

I understand, but I was asking someone to start a new running joke. When there is so much love involved, it's no joking matter.

Plus everyone thinks we are already fucking (Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care).

evenodds

07-11-2003 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Absolutely. But with each girl it only happens once for some reason.

TM

It's the "poison dick" syndrome.

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I understand, but I was asking someone to start a new running joke. When there is so much love involved, it's no joking matter.

Plus everyone thinks we are already fucking (Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care).

In order to get a new running joke, either the guy or the woman has to be certifiably unbalanced.

Someone come over here and fuck me.

robustpuppy

07-11-2003 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't remember any of your posts on grammar, but, based on this grammatically incorrect sentence about grammar, I won't be taking any pointers from you on that subject either.

I know this proves Slave's point, but what do I care? Identify the error.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

Someone come over here and fuck me.

Dibs?

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

07-11-2003 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Plus everyone thinks we are already fucking (Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care).

Oh, we care. Especially here in Wonkland, where Coltrane is our only hope and Windy City FB ladies are nonexistent...:drool:

Could be our next board slogan... (sigh).

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

07-11-2003 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
(Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care).

Gwinky, I think of you as the hot chick from the cold north, while Paigow really is just another Princess, and there are so many of those.

But let's find someone more interesting to pair you up with than TM, aye?

And so, on this Friday evening, I ask everyone to suggest a mate for Gwinky. Which member of the Lawtalkers community ought she do the deed with?

paigowprincess

07-11-2003 05:35 PM

Coltrane

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You don't have any nipples?

I also sometimes wonder if you are bangable. Seeing as you are Italian with chest hair and athletic and stuff like the whole Midwest farmboy thing, I think you could be. But then I remember bloody nips and picture you in those little short shorts that men who run a lot wear which is a fashion horror akin to the speedo. So I just dont know. ANyone else have a feel for ths guy?

Feel free to PM a pic. I promise not to forward it.

cheval de frise

07-11-2003 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I know this proves Slave's point, but what do I care? Identify the error.

No, no, NOOOO! This is no fun at all.

Instead, why don't you say you didn't know he took pointers, and ask him where he'd like them inserted. And how big a point you'd have to make for him to notice, seeing as how he's not a virgin poster. Or something like that.

Jezebel's jugs, already.

robustpuppy

07-11-2003 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by cheval de frise
No, no, NOOOO! This is no fun at all.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!! I'll never get this.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-11-2003 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
It's the "poison dick" syndrome.

That can't be it. I never eat broccoli.

TM

paigowprincess

07-11-2003 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sorry, Slave, I don't think I can do anything to interest you, because I save all discussions about my tits, my blowjob techniques, how I love to titfuck, brazilians, how a guy can get me to do anal, which of my exes loved teabagging, how many threeways I've had and the ratio in each, the various qualities (length, girth, shape, endurance, feelings about oral) of the guys I've banged, how many guys I've banged whose names I've forgotten, guys I'd like to bang (including the subsets of guys I'd like to bang at work and guys on the lawtalkers board I think I'd like to bang), what my sex toy collection contains, etc. etc. etc. for weekly staff meetings at work. My boss loves those stories.

So all that stuff feels old by the time I get to the FB, and all I've got left to talk about are grammar and TV and things other people post.

As for you, my bitter and not terribly observant friend, you are interesting to me only by association. You don't seem to have posted anything very compelling since the days of multo.

Ouch.

cheval de frise

07-11-2003 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Dibs?

Dammitall. ADD done made me too late to the plate.

I'd say "pick meeeeeeeee," but that would sound pathetic.

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Dammitall. ADD done made me too late to the plate.

I'd say "pick meeeeeeeee," but that would sound pathetic.

Both?

(I'm tearing up with nostalgia)

paigowprincess

07-11-2003 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
While the Less/Paigow, Slave/Paigow etc never gets old, it would be nice if someone could fuck someone else soon so that we could have a new running joke.

(And I apologize in advance for not doing my part. But feel free to spread rumors if it will inject some life into the FB jokes. Or maybe everyone is fucking everyone and joking about it and I just am out of the loop. I suspect that may be the case).

I did not, would not, have not and will not ever fuck Less. It was Slave I banged. Jesus. And for the record, if Less were ever so lucky to have his dream of having me realized, it would not be a HF for either of us bc 1) he wanted me before he hated me and 2) I could never be attracted to Mr. Give me the news, not the weather himself, so it wouldnt happen unless it was rape. Which I guess is the ultimate HF.

And disclosing who you banged on the FB publicly is so 1999. THough it would do me a great service if Slave could post a list (which I am certain he keeps to compete with Less), with me at the very top of the Slave mountain. I am like the Sir Hillary Edmond or whoever of Mount Slave.

evenodds

07-11-2003 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Both?

(I'm tearing up with nostalgia)

Nostalgia?!!!!

I don't think we've heard this story yet.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 05:52 PM

Coltrane

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I also sometimes wonder if you are bangable. Seeing as you are Italian with chest hair and athletic and stuff like the whole Midwest farmboy thing, I think you could be. But then I remember bloody nips and picture you in those little short shorts that men who run a lot wear which is a fashion horror akin to the speedo. So I just dont know. ANyone else have a feel for ths guy?

Feel free to PM a pic. I promise not to forward it.

Virtually no chest hair. I think my mom has more than I do.

Not a farmboy, but I've been around PLENTY of rednecks.

And, for some reason, my body seems to have adapted to the running. No disgusting feet. No nip problems.

I do wear the short shorts for racing, but not on training runs. Sorry. Runners really don't have a choice b/c...well I won't get into that...

I recently said to a girl: "You have a deceptively large rack" at a bar, and she didn't slap me. Is that a decent barometer? (She asked if I was single - in a good way).*

*of course this only happened b/c I'm dating someone. If I was single, she probably would have kicked me in the dick...

bilmore

07-11-2003 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
. . . Mount Slave.

Is that a noun or a verb?

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Nostalgia?!!!!

I don't think we've heard this story yet.

Don't get your knickers in a twist. It's chaste posting nostalgia.

There are a couple anon posts about MFMs on the old board though.

cheval de frise

07-11-2003 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!! I'll never get this.

Sure you will. Everyone on this board has eventually gotten it. And I'm not talking about the clap.

CDF (hats off to...ummm, make that hats on for Slave)

evenodds

07-11-2003 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't get your knickers in a twist. It's chaste posting nostalgia.

There are a couple anon posts about MFMs on the old board though.

Damn. Here I was hoping to hear about Coltrane and CdF dueling.

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Damn. Here I was hoping to hear about Coltrane and CdF dueling.

You'd have to ask them. Sounds like a nice bedtime story though.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-11-2003 05:59 PM

Coltrane

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I recently said to a girl: "You have a deceptively large rack" at a bar, and she didn't slap me.

I think she was confounded, trying to figure out whether you were saying her large TITS really don't look that big or her apparently large TITS actually are kind of small.

Classy establishment, apparently.

cheval de frise

07-11-2003 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Both?

(I'm tearing up with nostalgia)

Me too...although I don't remember who the third was. Does it even matter?

Ah, mammaries.

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Me too...although I don't remember who the third was. Does it even matter?

Ah, mammaries.

That settles it, Coltrane's on my to-do list. He made such an impression on CdF that CdF can't remember the woman!

str8outavannuys

07-11-2003 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What made you feel the need for 20 tickets? Put them on the hook.

Once I started buying them, I just couldn't stop. Who needs 4 in the Terrace?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 06:04 PM

Coltrane

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I think she was confounded, trying to figure out whether you were saying her large TITS really don't look that big or her apparently large TITS actually are kind of small.

Classy establishment, apparently.

She got it. We discussed. Medium-sized TITS looked much bigger up-close, for some reason. Like I said, they were deceptive (I was just being honest). Not an un-classy joint. More like a place-where-hot-chicks-just-graduated-from-college-bar, NTTAWWT. At 28, that probably makes me a dirty old man, NTTAWWT.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

07-11-2003 06:05 PM

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Do Chicago (or Fringey, as the case may be) proud Coltrane... Like I said earlier, God knows, you're our only hope.

Anything involving Wonk and K-Y and I think I'd end up singing "Dust in the Wind" at his memorial...:angel:

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Anything involving Wonk and K-Y

Way to ruin the mood. Are you and Bilmore in cahoots?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That settles it, Coltrane's on my to-do list. He made such an impression on CdF that CdF can't remember the woman!

:td:

I was looking for a "fucking" icon/avatar/smilie, but had to settle with "td".

Woo hoo!

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
:td:

I was looking for a "fucking" icon/avatar/smilie, but had to settle with "td".

Woo hoo!

See immediately above.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

07-11-2003 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Way to ruin the mood. Are you and Bilmore in cahoots?

Don't blame me. That mental picture is your own...

Atticus Grinch

07-11-2003 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Anything involving Wonk and K-Y and I think I'd end up singing "Dust in the Wind" at his memorial...:angel:

Don't you think "Heat of the Moment" would be more apropos?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
See immediately above.

Huh?

Are you saying I ruined the mood? Already? That's got to be some kind of record.

Well, not for me of course. But for the board.

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