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ltl/fb 10-26-2004 03:29 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
(1) working out;
(2) playing sports;
(3) showing off your package
Aren't these all the same thing?

sebastian_dangerfield 10-26-2004 03:30 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Necessary when:

(1) working out;
(2) playing sports;
(3) showing off your package
1. Disagree.

2. Disagree.

3. Commando. But if you need the extra fabric to create a bulge, go for it, Marky.*

* What would one wear to show off one's package these days? Are tight pants for men back in style?

Alex_de_Large 10-26-2004 03:31 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not that I care, but I can't leave Wonk's post hanging there ... isn't Ashlee a little young for acid reflux? Is that code for bulimia?
No. I think it's code for "I can't sing and I got busted on National TV and had to come up with something."

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-26-2004 03:32 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Frank Stallone has a prettier blonde sister whom everybody, even her own stepbrother, wants to fuck, and with whom he cannot compete, no matter how hard he tries to develop a unique talent?
I don't know. I don't read the tabloids. Does he?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-26-2004 03:33 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Disagree.

2. Disagree.

3. Commando. But if you need the extra fabric to create a bulge, go for it, Marky.*

* What would one wear to show off one's package these days? Are tight pants for men back in style?
#3 was a joke, but I'm curious as to what you wear to keep the twigs and berries from jostling during sports.

Wait, no I'm not.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-26-2004 03:35 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't know. I don't read the tabloids. Does he?
Frank Stallone wants to fuck anybody.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-26-2004 03:38 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
#3 was a joke, but I'm curious as to what you wear to keep the twigs and berries from jostling during sports.

Wait, no I'm not.
Last time I played organized basketball, and this is going waaay back, I just wore tidy whiteys under the shorts. Jocks are uncomfortable.

Replaced_Texan 10-26-2004 03:40 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are tight pants for men back in style?
At least at hipster bars in Houston, Texas on the evening of October 21, 2004, the answer is, sadly, yes. Perhaps it was unfortunate timing, and I'm willing to go out and do further research, but the trend did persist to some degree in the hipster set at a swankier hotel bar on the evening of October 23, 2004.

On an unrelated note, the porn projected at the after hours place across the street from the coffin store on West Grey is distrubing.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-26-2004 03:41 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Last time I played organized basketball, and this is going waaay back, I just wore tidy whiteys under the shorts. Jocks are uncomfortable.
I haven't worn the TWs since 9th grade. FBetties, should I go back to them? Maybe some colored briefs. High cut, Brazilian style? Banana hammocks?

International Maletrane

taxwonk 10-26-2004 03:44 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dc_chef
You know what? Her CD isn't bad.
I don't even know you any more.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-26-2004 03:44 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Frank Stallone has a prettier blonde sister whom everybody, even her own stepbrother, wants to fuck, and with whom he cannot compete, no matter how hard he tries to develop a unique talent?
Gee, puppy, you've made a bit of a study of Jan, haven't you?

-- Danny Partridge

dc_chef 10-26-2004 03:45 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
#3 was a joke, but I'm curious as to what you wear to keep the twigs and berries from jostling during sports.
Shorts with a liner?

And boxer briefs when wearing jeans.

ABBAKiss 10-26-2004 03:45 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Boxerbriefs?
These are actually called "magic underpants." Just FYI.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-26-2004 03:46 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dc_chef
Shorts with a liner?
I wear these for running. Built-in undies.

ltl/fb 10-26-2004 03:46 PM
Ashlee Simpson
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Last time I played organized basketball, and this is going waaay back, I just wore tidy whiteys under the shorts. Jocks are uncomfortable.
I thought the preferred spelling was "tighty." Or possibly "tiddy."


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