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For the warming K-Y, yes. I was also thinking "Slip Sliding Away..."

(You're my boy, Wonk!)

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This could be a good FB game, kind of like those old fill-in-the-blank books. Finish the sentence above.

My entry: ...he'd be out a nickel bag and three packs of cigarettes.

They say the jet stream on top of Everest is fierce. That proves the aptness of your analogy.

Happy Friday, y'all. :)

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Wait a minute, now. You were the woman - I remember that we specifically agreed on that.

Of course, there are no truth-in-advertising laws on the FB....

CDF (I have never had relations with that poster, Mr. Coltrane, even with a woman between us, NTTAWWT ;) )

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Jeez, this shatters my illusion that everyone who posts here is still a virgin and lives with their parents in a converted "den". Including me.

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Sorry, Gwinky, I tried, but everyone was more interested in ltl/fb and CdF. Maybe you were right. Oh, well.

In any event, my nominee for you would be one of those boys from the cold prairies, PLF or Bilmore (what do you prefer, hip-hop or self-righteous Republicans)?

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I thought that gwinky was interested in me. She was even writing about me in her signature line. I always figured leagl would be my first chick experience, but since gwinky has that chick's rule, maybe I'll reconsider.

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I didn't forget. The whole Coltrane/fb/CdF menage just sort of fell together quick... Must have been the "...fuck me". Anyway, that will be pretty tough to top.

The way things are going today, it reminds me that a while back somebody here suggested a "hookup" service like this as a money-making opportunity for the site... Who was that?? Oh yeah, THIS GUY. A true visionary, and what visions they are...

Happy weekend all.

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Oh come on. Don't tell me I have to be the first experience for all the FB women who haven't slept with a woman before. I don't have that much energy.

Can't you guys find another token lesbian? Please?


And by the by, if you need a penpal you can write a prisoner!

http://writeaprisoner.com/ (Including Susan Smith)

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Edited to delete stupid message and to say... what happens if we see someone we know?

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Oh, I think I'll survive.

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Why does it have to be a lesbian?!

Couldn't it be a talented bi-sexual woman?!

Stop discriminating, Leagl.

Even(no I am not volunteering, but I think the Heat Miser is HOT)Odds

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three words -- k-y, anal, strap-on

yeah, sounds kind of tiring

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whatever I touch
starts to melt in my clutch

I'm too much

n(invented k-y warming)cs

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Hmmmm. Which one of us do you think is unbalanced?

Oh, and I selflessly nominate that wacky, sensitive guy CDF, he of the golden heart and giant penis, to be GWINKY's FB mate. Although she might not have me.

She always did have good taste...

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I stand corrected and apologize. Please, feel free to find a token bisexual.

Sure does. Ugh. (Never mind honestly the whole anal thing...kinda squicks me out)

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Which leads me to a question...if someone says "hey that squicks me out" to your face, is that a dead giveaway, or is it a more commonly used term than I know?

Attention Mortification Fetishists
 

The BBC's "The Office" has been released on DVD and is available through Amazon. (Shipments begin in October, apparently.)

If you don't get BBC America or have seen it in infinite reruns but have infinite patience for the most painfully funny thing ever to air on television anywhere, buy it. Be sure to use the Lawtalkers Amazon link so we get kickbacks.

"I've tried to create an atmosphere where I'm a friend first, boss second. Probably entertainer third."

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You called? :D

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If Less were so lucky to have me ...

he'd be engaged in a quite typical Friday night, been shot down at the bars again, act of self gratification.

Fashion Question
 

Settle a vacation thong bet for me:

Was I wearing this thing the right way?

http://www.deeprivermedia.com/Unbelievable_1.JPG

(Uh, on the right. Not the left.)

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You Bennie Hillish looking Bastard! You promised not to post that! That's the last time I email you my vacay pics.

And of course you have to post the one before I waxed and had my pedicure.

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Leagl doesn't wanna have all the fun. She knows how to share. Good girl!

You're too modest.

Nah. I'm cozy in my closet.

Besides, TM hates newbies.


FbA

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Ooh. Another one. A lesbian threesome.

We can each work an 8-hour shift so that the FB always has a "token lesbian" present, day and night, to answer questions and make pussy jokes.

FbA

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Well hi!

Damn aren't y'all just crawling out of the woodwork now :)

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I haven't fucked any FBers yet, either, but if it will help the cause...

But you gotta wear the Chick's Rule panties.

edited to add that I should have anticipated the crowd beating me to the punch on the offer. But I really mean it. And I can get a note from my doctor.

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Not even with Thurgreed's dick

Pot, kettle, rubber, glue, whatever
 

I have no idea where this phrase comes from, but it may have qualified you as my new man crush.

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If bi counts, make it a foursome! We've got daisychain potential ladies!

-bb

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We have a bridge party, ladies and gentlemen.

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Sounds like it's time for a poll . . . *

So how many folks are not straight on this board? I've always thought that the 10% figure touted by the LGBT community was an overestimate (wasn't it based on Kinsey's studies, which included a substantial number of prison inmates and sex offenders, such that the 10% figure was based on a sample that was not representative of the general population?).


* The choices would be straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, bicurious, and other. (Does the power to create polls rest solely with the admins? Or did I overlook a menu option somewhere?)

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Thanks, Mr. Hand. If it will keep "Dust in the Wind" from being sung at least once, then I will live in eternity.

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My God you people are so lame. Where do you come up with this 80's crap? I'm an old fucker. If I go out like Nelson Rockefeller, then I want to be eulogized with "Back Door Man" or "Good Morning Little Schoolgirl."

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While I think it may be partially true that Kinsey's study included an unrepresentative percentage of prison inmates, having had the unfortunate bad fortune of being acqainted with some former prisoners (my current lover spent 19 mos. in the FedPen in Danbury CT for securities fraud, one of my good friends from prep school was busted for possession with intent to distribute and I have a cousin who was convicted of vehicular manslaughter, i.e. dui killing), I can tell you that from their experiences I understand that even prisoners who voluntarily engage in gay encounters in prison do not necessarily consider themselves gay or bi. Its rather like a "when in Rome" mentality. So I doubt they would have skeued the study by replying anything other than straight.

As for your poll, I vote bi, obviously. Why didn't U answer???

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U sound creepy...a little pedophillic if U ask me. ...but diff'rent strokes and all that jazz I guess.

-bb

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but that is what i like about taxwonk

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Well, I suppose it depends how "little" the "little school girl" is. Cultural differences aside, a John-benet fetish is feloniously creepy while the lolitaesqueish thing is sexy creepy.

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And welcome to the neighborhood to you too, you presumtuous little twit. Do you always introduce yourself to a community by jumping to uninformed and offensive conclusions? Or do you wisely limit that to situations where anonymity can protect you?

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Listen mr. "old fucker", I tell it like it is. Straight up. Quite obviously, a struck chord in you with my posting. Maybe I hit a little too close to the mark?

-bb

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if you were at all familiar with taxwonk's past posts you'd know that the "schoolgirl" would be an adult. there are women who get turned on by that type of age play, you know ;)

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U R preaching to choir sweetie!