LawTalkers - Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a row

Though maybe I should reconsider the Buick, given the company's spokesperson. You know that guy? He has some name of a large feline. I think it's Cheetah.

(HA! I kill me.)

Before you die, you might want to consider that they dropped him as too expensive some time ago.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

12-10-2009 09:15 PM

Re: I need a car

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 410287)

Before you die, you might want to consider that they dropped him as too expensive some time ago.

Sell high; buy low. He may be in the range soon. Or maybe he'll be spokesperson for Tata.

sebastian_dangerfield

12-10-2009 09:18 PM

Re: It's a big enough umbrella.

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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 410272)

(Not that any of my bodily fluids were going anywhere with another person's knowing involvement back then, anyway.)

The unknowing coming courtesy of quaaludes?

(You left the door ajar there and I'm feeling cheap... And a little goofy on this new Dogfish Head "Midas Touch" beer/wine/fluid-thing.)

cheval de frise

12-10-2009 09:18 PM

Re: I need a car

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 410289)

Sell high; buy low. He may be in the range soon. Or maybe he'll be spokesperson for Tata.

If he has a sense of humor he could shill for autonavigation systems. Or maybe bulletproof glass.

CDF

evenodds

12-10-2009 09:24 PM

Re: I need a car

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 410292)

If he has a sense of humor he could shill for autonavigation systems. Or maybe bulletproof glass.

Or lumineers, as allegedly she knocked out a tooth with a cell phone.

(I hate that I know this.)

LessinSF

12-10-2009 09:28 PM

Re: It's a big enough umbrella.

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410282)

"punk rock girl:" was her hair all fucked up weird?

She looked so wild, and she might have been dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Not Bob

12-10-2009 10:24 PM

I can't help falling in love with you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410282)

"punk rock girl:" was her hair all fucked up weird?

Only in comparison to the Farrah Flips that the cheerleaders and their acolytes sported. Think Mary Stuart Masterson in "Some Kind of Wonderful."

http://thewarrenreport.com/wp-conten...-wonderful.jpg

http://images.art.com/images/product...0/10101841.jpg

catrin_darcy

12-10-2009 10:42 PM

Re: I need a car

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 410247)

It's official -- Slave and Catrin are now an old married couple.

This is true. But -- thank God -- we have not yet descended to the rock bottom of discussing sunnybunny or her posts.

John Phoenix

12-10-2009 10:44 PM

Re: I resolve to call her up, a thousand times a day.

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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 410258)

My first car was a Buick Century. This may explain why the Punk Rock Girl (her car -- old Toyota Tercel with Brit Pop bumper stickers; she loved to drive her father's RX-7 instead, despite mocking the personalized plate) never said yes to a real date..

My first car was a Buick Century, too. But I have you beat in the uncool factor, as mine was a champagne colored station wagon.

Hank Chinaski

12-10-2009 11:30 PM

Re: I can't help falling in love with you.

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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 410298)

that's new wave chick. here's punk rock chick

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_ho...hotos/bowl.jpg

notcasesensitive

12-11-2009 12:52 AM

Re: Hello, fodder.

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 410150)

A woman was raped and murdered within a quarter mile of my apartment on Tuesday. I await word on how long the response time was from the time that her neighbor called 911 to tell them that a man was forcing his way into her house and the time that cops arrived on the scene. That has the potential to affect my relationship with my local cops.

Story here.

Sounds like it might not be a response time issue in this case. The update. Awful.

SlaveNoMore

12-11-2009 06:36 AM

Don't call it comeback

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 410247)

It's official -- Slave and Catrin are now an old married couple.

Well, I went down yonder ina' NY Nabe
Lived a cat named ThirdYearSlave
I wants ta tell ya'
Ah, the dude was rough and tough he would rant his stuff

Had the whole board scared to death
When he chose to rant, they all held their breath
He's a fightin' man, sure enough

And then Slave got himself a wife, now he leads a different life...

Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now
Married life done changed him somehow
He had that sweater, they all used to fear
Now they all call him non-lawyer, banker, Dear
Stronger than Reagan he declared
'Til some blonde-liberal woman dragged him here

Big Bad Slave don't fight anymore (No, no, no)
He avoids GGG an' postin' on that Board (Yes he is)
Well he used to go out drinkin', postin', lookin' for a fight
Now he gotta be with that sweet Liberal every night
Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now

Aw, play it boys

(Clarinet Solo)

Aw, yeah!

Whoo!
I likes that, yeah ("Yeah," say I)

Ah, y-well, Big Bad Slave don't post anymore (No, he don't)
He's doin' the dishes 'n moppin' up that floor (Yes he is)
Well he used to go out drinkin', posting for a fight
Now he gotta give his sweet woman the internet every night

Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now (Doin' the dishes)
Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now (Moppin' up that floor!)
Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now

Cha!
Yeah!

Icky Thump

12-11-2009 07:48 AM

Evidently the FBI follows THE SAME Capitalization rules as People in my Office.

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, Dr. Philip Mogan, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Barr. Derrick Smith, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, Dr. Philip Mogan, Paul Adim, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

ETA: The same Capitalization RULES as Lawyers in my Office.

bold_n_brazen

12-11-2009 08:26 AM

Re: I can't help falling in love with you.

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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 410298)

I had that haircut from 10th grade until my junior year in college.

barely_legal

12-11-2009 09:49 AM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.

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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 410207)

A can of Spam, or
Post-menopause vagina?
Let's ask Barely's Mom!