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Penske_Account

11-13-2008 04:01 PM

Re: because laughing at others can be fun [...]

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371114)

i know you're pretty, but do the rest of you socks think these people aren't good looking? when you consider making fun of people's looks keep in mind penske is back, and he's pretty thin-skinned.

Actually I knew someone on that page. A client. In person he;s better looking.

Replaced_Texan

11-13-2008 04:02 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371115)

god. i can't believe i'd forgotten that.

I think I blocked that out.

Hank Chinaski

11-13-2008 04:02 PM

Re: because laughing at others can be fun [...]

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Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371117)

Actually I knew someone on that page. A client. In person he;s better looking.

does your wife nude bike ride? what kind of seat does she use?

Penske_Account

11-13-2008 04:04 PM

Re: because laughing at others can be fun [...]

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371119)

does your wife nude bike ride? what kind of seat does she use?

Banana,......actually more like plantain.....same one I gave your wife to sit on.

robustpuppy

11-13-2008 04:07 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 371110)

Yes. Best example?: "I like to keep track of how many men the girl I'm dating fucked. How do I tell her her number is wrong because she left out the guy who raped her?"

TM

that's not the best example. The best example is really the PM he sent me, after I criticized him on the board for that comment, stating that he was sorry he offended me, and suggesting that the reason I took offense must have been that I had been raped.

I should have saved those PMs. The douchebaggery (bagginess?) was astounding.

Penske_Account

11-13-2008 04:12 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 371121)

The douchebaggery [.............] (bagginess?)

UrbanDictionary Dot Com lists only the former.

Replaced_Texan

11-13-2008 04:27 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 371121)

Oh, that makes him seem that much more charming. Dear god.

notcasesensitive

11-13-2008 04:54 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 371121)

Better or worse than Spanky claiming on the PB that my problem* must be that my dad was sneaking into my room when I was a child and molesting me?

*He decided that I dislike men (and that I'm a spinster, but I digress here) for some reason somehow stemming from a disagreement that we had about how happy strippers generally are with their vocation.

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 04:57 PM

Abnormal psychology

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 371121)

Unbelievable. Was this person (I use the term loosely) a primary or secondary sock?

CDF

LessinSF

11-13-2008 04:58 PM

Re: Abnormal psychology

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371125)

Unbelievable. Was this person (I use the term loosely) a primary or secondary sock?

CDF

Pretty sure he was primary since he only posted during after work hours, kind of like Atticus. Hmmm ....

greatwhitenorthchick

11-13-2008 05:00 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 371118)

I think I blocked that out.

Same here. shudder.... [are we still doing these?]

Isn't he also the one who was dating the "model" and she kept ditching him at the bar and he couldn't figure it out?

Pretty Little Flower

11-13-2008 05:00 PM

Re: because laughing at others can be fun [...]

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 371107)

http://renz-o.blogspot.com/

[spree... people at some point paid money for these pictures...]

After consulting via Instant Messaging technology with a Lawtalkers colleague, I have reached a high level of confidence that I currently work with one of these people.

Penske_Account

11-13-2008 05:05 PM

Re: Abnormal psychology

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371125)

Unbelievable. Was this person (I use the term loosely) a primary or secondary sock?

CDF

I thought it was the same sockmaster as not me, no?

Penske_Account

11-13-2008 05:07 PM

Re: because laughing at others can be fun [...]

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371128)

After consulting via Instant Messaging technology with a Lawtalkers colleague,.[.......].

onfidentiality-kay. iykwim.

ThurgreedMarshall

11-13-2008 05:08 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371127)

Same here. shudder.... [are we still doing these?]

Isn't he also the one who was dating the "model" and she kept ditching him at the bar and he couldn't figure it out?

I think so. Not sure if she was the woman who only wanted anal sex from him.

TM

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-13-2008 05:09 PM

Re: They get off on '57 Chevys

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 371072)

As a frequent abuser of the elipps... I am loving this... LOVING. THIS.....

My disease - that is, my grammatical one - is not ellipsis, though I can appreciate them, but rather it is the dash - a wonderful way to connect various thoughts - which may or may not be disjunctive - but which seem to all get me where I'm going.

I love them so much I put a hyphen in my name.

Pretty Little Flower

11-13-2008 05:09 PM

Re: because laughing at others can be fun [...]

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Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371130)

onfidentiality-kay. iykwim.

;)

Penske_Account

11-13-2008 05:10 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 371131)

I think so. Not sure if she was the woman who only wanted anal sex from him.

TM

Speaking of anal...........

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...in-bottom.html

Ouch! Talk about phreak accidents........

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

11-13-2008 05:27 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371134)

Speaking of anal...........

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...in-bottom.html

Ouch! Talk about phreak accidents........

Quote:

"Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

discrete, as in running to the local rag to talk about it?

LessinSF

11-13-2008 05:29 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371134)

Speaking of anal...........

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...in-bottom.html

Ouch! Talk about phreak accidents........

Quote:

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

Including discussing them with the newspaper. I thought England had stronger privacy laws than ours.

ETA: Damn you Burger!

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 05:33 PM

Deliberate...dare I say it...irony?

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371133)

;)

I never thought I'd see you use a smiley face. Let alone as an entire post.

CDF

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 05:35 PM

Open ..., insert ....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 371135)

discrete, as in running to the local rag to talk about it?

Discrete, as in disaggregation of the objects in question.

Publicly.

CDF

Hank Chinaski

11-13-2008 05:35 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 371124)

Better or worse than Spanky claiming on the PB that my problem* must be that my dad was sneaking into my room when I was a child and molesting me?

not to be a timmy, but attention to verb tense would have really helped with this post.

greatwhitenorthchick

11-13-2008 05:35 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 371135)

discrete, as in running to the local rag to talk about it?

I can't think of a funny way to indicate that Burger used "discrete" when he meant to say "discreet." But that's what he did.

Edited to thank Chevy for being funny where I failed to be.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

11-13-2008 05:40 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371140)

I can't think of a funny way to indicate that Burger used "discrete" when he meant to say "discreet." But that's what he did.

It's unpossible. Chevy proved it moments ago.

Hank Chinaski

11-13-2008 05:43 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 371136)

Including discussing them with the newspaper. I thought England had stronger privacy laws than ours.

ETA: Damn you Burger!

i never bought lassie saving her owner, but a dutiful dog could have gotten him out of this mess. or anyone dating Mr. R. wouldn't have the problem, or that problem.

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 05:45 PM

Humor, American style

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 371141)

It's unpossible. Chevy proved it moments ago.

Spud erat demonstrandum.

CDF
(Edited for humanitarian reasons to remove the ellipsis, smiley face, and contrived reason for using both.)

dtb	11-13-2008 05:56 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371127)

Same here. shudder.... [are we still doing these?]

Isn't he also the one who was dating the "model" and she kept ditching him at the bar and he couldn't figure it out?

It's like this: {{shudder}}

See, the wavy lines make it seem like you are actually shuddering. See that? Huh? Huh?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

11-13-2008 06:02 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371142)

anyone dating Mr. R. wouldn't have the problem, or that problem.

Unless MR's on Atkins.

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 06:03 PM

Home shopping channel blocked? Try this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371142)

i never bought lassie saving her owner, but a dutiful dog could have gotten him out of this mess. or anyone dating Mr. R. wouldn't have the problem, or that problem.

Better yet, use the Rectal Object Withdrawing Ratchet in the privacy of your own home. You can probably find one on-line.

CDF

Penske_Account

11-13-2008 06:08 PM

Re: Home shopping channel blocked? Try this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371147)

Better yet, use the Rectal Object Withdrawing Ratchet in the privacy of your own home. You can probably find one on-line.

CDF

Also, I would speculate, with no actual experience, tying off the inserted object to a fixed/anchored point outside the subject anus would provide a safety net of sorts, in case of emergency. A spotter on top of that is probably a fail safe backup. LIke having a safe word, only more mechanical.

Hank Chinaski

11-13-2008 06:11 PM

Re: Home shopping channel blocked? Try this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371147)

Better yet, use the Rectal Object Withdrawing Ratchet in the privacy of your own home. You can probably find one on-line.

CDF

i'd worry about "reach-around" having to ratchet, given the blind spot.

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 06:13 PM

Don't forget your go bag.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371148)

It's nice to see an experienced back-end contingency planner.

CDF

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 06:18 PM

Board motto?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371148)

Strap on, strap in, tap out.

CDF

Hank Chinaski

11-13-2008 06:21 PM

Re: Don't forget your go bag.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371150)

It's nice to see an experienced back-end contingency planner.

CDF

he's bluffing. penske doesn't bring food into bed. his wife would lose her focus.

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 06:25 PM

Remote ass-ess.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371149)

i'd worry about "reach-around" having to ratchet, given the blind spot.

No mechanical linkage required. Just wireless technology and a strategically placed rear-view mirror.

CDF

greatwhitenorthchick

11-13-2008 06:26 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 371144)

It's like this: {{shudder}}

See, the wavy lines make it seem like you are actually shuddering. See that? Huh? Huh?

Thanks, dtb! (((hugs!)))

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 06:29 PM

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the brackets on the board.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 371144)

It's like this: {{shudder}}

See, the wavy lines make it seem like you are actually shuddering. See that? Huh? Huh?

Mirabile dictu!

CDF

Penske_Account

11-13-2008 06:32 PM

Re: Don't forget your go bag.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371152)

he's bluffing. penske doesn't bring food into bed. his wife would lose her focus.

Wouldnt matter, after the prelims her jaw is usually too tired and sore to open.

cheval de frise

11-13-2008 06:34 PM

Pulp fiction.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371157)

Wouldnt matter, after the prelims her jaw is usually too tired and sore to open.

Buy her a smaller ball gag. What's wrong with you?

CDF

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