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I told McDouche to take a hike and he has left me alone for a few days now, refusing to even tell me (for example) how my daughter ate and slept during the day while he was watching her. He also defriended me on Facebook, which is hilarious for a lot of reasons.

Court date next Thursday! Yay - I'll get my money back that he stole and start my daughter's college fund. COURT ORDERED.

Of course, now I have new drama, but I won't bore you all with that. Not today. As a wise poster said, timing is everything, and today we are learning about GWINC's testosterone fueled sex, which trumps my dating drama. :)

barely_legal

12-11-2009 10:32 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410318)

I think the board can handle your dating drama and GWNC's testerone sex simultaneously, as long as we drop the thread about my mother's vagina.

Replaced_Texan

12-11-2009 10:47 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410318)

I'm glad he's seemingly out of your life. I hope he stays that way.

greatwhitenorthchick

12-11-2009 10:48 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410318)

Well, I don't want to detract from your triumphant victory over McDouche (yay! hope the court date goes well!) but I have to say that it makes you horny beyond description -- like would make a goat look sexy -- so I would not advise taking it unless sex is inevitable (although I would imagine that masturbation still feels good). It's like instant orgasm and then another and then another -- maybe about 10 in a row, and they keep getting better. Pretty awesome. Actually, mind-blowingly awesome. And then I slept like a baby, got up full of energy, ran 5 miles instead of my usual 3 and trained after that and I'm still full of energy.

The directions say you can use it every day but I will not be doing that. Maybe once a week.

ABBAKiss

12-11-2009 10:51 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410321)

Describing Pure Bliss[/B]

Where can one obtain this item?

futbol fan

12-11-2009 10:52 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 410319)

i think the board can handle your dating drama and gwnc's testerone sex simultaneously, as long as we drop the thread about my mother's vagina.

futbol fan

12-11-2009 10:56 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410321)

but I have to say that it makes you horny beyond description -- like would make a goat look sexy

Goats are dead sexy anyway and never drive Buicks. So what?

http://animals.nationalgeographic.co...ntain-goat.jpg

greatwhitenorthchick

12-11-2009 10:58 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410322)

Where can one obtain this item?

I believe it's only available by prescription. I got it from my doctor.

Pretty Little Flower

12-11-2009 11:00 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410326)

I believe it's only available by prescription. I got it from my doctor.

Do you know any pro cyclists?

ABBAKiss

12-11-2009 11:04 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 410328)

Do you know any pro cyclists?

Hmmmm....I don't know pro cyclists, but I am related to some doctors with prescribing powers. Then again, I think if my sex drive gets any higher I am going to have to quit my job. So perhaps I should skip this one.

sebastian_dangerfield

12-11-2009 11:04 AM

Re: Don't call it comeback

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Originally Posted by SlaveNoMore (Post 410308)

Well, I went down yonder ina' NY Nabe
Lived a cat named ThirdYearSlave
I wants ta tell ya'
Ah, the dude was rough and tough he would rant his stuff

Had the whole board scared to death
When he chose to rant, they all held their breath
He's a fightin' man, sure enough

And then Slave got himself a wife, now he leads a different life...

Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now
Married life done changed him somehow
He had that sweater, they all used to fear
Now they all call him non-lawyer, banker, Dear
Stronger than Reagan he declared
'Til some blonde-liberal woman dragged him here

Big Bad Slave don't fight anymore (No, no, no)
He avoids GGG an' postin' on that Board (Yes he is)
Well he used to go out drinkin', postin', lookin' for a fight
Now he gotta be with that sweet Liberal every night
Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now

Aw, play it boys

(Clarinet Solo)

Aw, yeah!

Whoo!
I likes that, yeah ("Yeah," say I)

Ah, y-well, Big Bad Slave don't post anymore (No, he don't)
He's doin' the dishes 'n moppin' up that floor (Yes he is)
Well he used to go out drinkin', posting for a fight
Now he gotta give his sweet woman the internet every night

Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now (Doin' the dishes)
Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now (Moppin' up that floor!)
Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now

Cha!
Yeah!

You've a year of awful karma for putting that song in my head.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-11-2009 11:13 AM

Now I know how Tiger feels...

I just got busted by the Caribou lady as she was walking out of Caribou. I was holding a cup of Starbucks. She was not happy. I had to explain that I only go to SB on Fridays to treat myself to an old fashioned donut. I still feel guilty, though.

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