LawTalkers - Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Neither are her sister's tits. Did you see that layout on Jessica in vanity fair a few months back? That shot of her in a bathing suit holding the cheetah on a leash is worth googling...

http://www.sweetkisses.net/images/va.../images/03.jpg

This one is much better:

http://www.sweetkisses.net/images/va.../images/06.jpg

[No nudity in either. Just too big.]

TM

robustpuppy

10-26-2004 05:19 PM

Ashlee Simpson

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
This is one of your better posts in some time.

It cuts like a knife.

LessinSF

10-26-2004 05:27 PM

Ashlee Simpson - Eat My shorts

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How did you get your pants on?

One glass at a time.

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced Texan
What was the other choice?

Dark colored ones with stains.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-26-2004 05:33 PM

Ashlee Simpson

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.sweetkisses.net/images/va.../images/03.jpg

This one is much better:

http://www.sweetkisses.net/images/va.../images/06.jpg

[No nudity in either. Just too big.]

TM

That first pic looks like Dee Snyder with TITS.

ltl/fb

10-26-2004 05:35 PM

Ashlee Simpson

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It cuts like a knife.

But it feels soooooo right.

Pretty Little Flower

10-26-2004 06:02 PM

Ashlee Simpson

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

[Just too big.]

TM

Really. I think they are the perfect size. Nicely shaped as well.

This is a post that is really more appropriate coming from someone like Shape Shifter.

robustpuppy

10-26-2004 06:09 PM

Ashlee Simpson

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Really. I think they are the perfect size. Nicely shaped as well.

This is a post that is really more appropriate coming from someone like Shape Shifter.

Why? Don't you like perfect breasts?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

10-26-2004 06:11 PM

A Pussy is One Thing

Hey, puppy, it's one thing to have that little kitty hanging off a clothesline, but this is too much:

http://playground.dailyjolt.com/~ear...lothesline.jpg

cheval de frise

10-26-2004 06:12 PM

Casting call?

This seemed like the right place to post this...

From a story about 'Jerry Springer, the musical," now playing in London:

"The musical's fusion of high art and lowbrow TV has delighted critics and audiences alike. The show features a chorus line of dancing Ku Klux Klansmen and an all-singing cast of adulterous spouses, strippers, crack addicts and transsexuals. In the musical, Springer is shot at the end of the first act and gets dragged down to hell."

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

It's not Shakespeare....but there are parallels.

CDF (hello, everybody)

dtb	10-26-2004 06:24 PM

more dream analysis

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
My firm's new "this page is not one you can access from work, you pervert" is truly alarming. Yikes. I will have to wait until I get home.

I invented that.

dtb	10-26-2004 06:27 PM

Dreams Can Come True!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Everyone -- I have the most exciting news -- I have won 750,000 Euros in a lottery in Spain -- the amazing thing is, I don't even remember entering this lottery, but I am quite sure that one of my European relatives must have entered my name, even though they don't live in Spain, but it would be like my going to New Jersey or some place like that to buy powerball tickets!

Now, due to a mixup with names and addresses I am not supposed to tell anyone about my win until after I send them the form with my bank account information so that they can deposit my Euros as expeditiously as possible ... but since this is an anonymous board and I am bursting with excitement, I just had to share it with all of you!!!

You beey-atch! I didn't realize you weren't serious until the second paragraph. I was all happy and shit for you.

Harumph.

ltl/fb

10-26-2004 06:32 PM

Dreams Can Come True!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
You beey-atch! I didn't realize you weren't serious until the second paragraph. I was all happy and shit for you.

Harumph.

2. that was probably why I was so pissy at her today.

dtb	10-26-2004 06:33 PM

Ashlee Simpson

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sweet. Are they tapered down at the ankle? Do you peg them? Are they stonewashed? Ripped at the knees?

I can go on if you'd like.

Dude. He said 10 years -- not 20.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

10-26-2004 06:38 PM

CHEVY!

Quote:

Originally posted by cheval de frise
This seemed like the right place to post this...

From a story about 'Jerry Springer, the musical," now playing in London:

"The musical's fusion of high art and lowbrow TV has delighted critics and audiences alike. The show features a chorus line of dancing Ku Klux Klansmen and an all-singing cast of adulterous spouses, strippers, crack addicts and transsexuals. In the musical, Springer is shot at the end of the first act and gets dragged down to hell."

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

It's not Shakespeare....but there are parallels.

CDF (hello, everybody)

GOOD TO SEE YOU!

http://welcometorantville.blogspot.com/volleyball.jpg

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-26-2004 06:43 PM

Ashlee Simpson

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Dude. He said 10 years -- not 20.

You work with what's given to you.

'80s Timmy.

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