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I just got busted by the Caribou lady as she was walking out of Caribou. I was holding a cup of Starbucks. She was not happy. I had to explain that I only go to SB on Fridays to treat myself to an old fashioned donut. I still feel guilty, though.

they don't sell the donut w/o a cuppa? I'd have to check with burger, but i think that's antitrust.

futbol fan

12-11-2009 11:17 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 410336)

Scumbag.

Fugee

12-11-2009 11:20 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410318)

I told McDouche to take a hike and he has left me alone for a few days now, refusing to even tell me (for example) how my daughter ate and slept during the day while he was watching her. He also defriended me on Facebook, which is hilarious for a lot of reasons.

Court date next Thursday! Yay - I'll get my money back that he stole and start my daughter's college fund. COURT ORDERED.

Of course, now I have new drama, but I won't bore you all with that. Not today. As a wise poster said, timing is everything, and today we are learning about GWINC's testosterone fueled sex, which trumps my dating drama. :)

We're always up for drama!

I'm glad you had the talk with McDouche and hope he continues to stay away even after he gets done pouting.** He stole money from you too and you were even considering taking him back? Uff da.

**I predict however that he will not give up this easily so make a list of all the reasons why taking him back is a bad bad idea and keep it handy for when he starts trying to manipulate you again or you get lonely and think it wouldn't be so very bad.

John Phoenix

12-11-2009 11:23 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410326)

I believe it's only available by prescription. I got it from my doctor.

What did the doctor diagnose that led to the prescription?

cheval de frise

12-11-2009 11:27 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 410336)

Your burning sensation is an upper-body phenomenon. Tiger's is lower down.

Unless you went bareback with the donut.

CDF

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-11-2009 11:31 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410338)

they don't sell the donut w/o a cuppa? I'd have to check with burger, but i think that's antitrust.

They do, but I wasn't going to go to two different coffee chains. Lazy.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-11-2009 11:34 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 410344)

Your burning sensation is an upper-body phenomenon. Tiger's is lower down.

Unless you went bareback with the donut.

CDF

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?

Hank doesn't like it when you give me opportunities to quote Vonnegut.

evenodds

12-11-2009 11:35 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 410341)

.... make a list of all the reasons why taking him back is a bad bad idea and keep it handy for when he starts trying to manipulate you again or you get lonely and think it wouldn't be so very bad.

One of my best guy friends has been having a domestic situation for a while. This morning, it got worse (again) and he shot an email to us detailing exactly what she said and did.

If he fails to call this police this time, I may hire a plane flying a banner with choice excerpts to fly through his neighborhood or a town crier to stand near his office building.

I am glad to see we won't have to do the same for ABBA, who is too fabulous for McDouche's bullshit, and always has been.

Not Bob

12-11-2009 11:39 AM

Re: I can't help falling in love with you.

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 410310)

I had that haircut from 10th grade until my junior year in college.

I would bet cash money that that was an awesome look for you -- why the change junior year? Too edge-y for the boyfriend?

Gattigap

12-11-2009 11:42 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 410345)

They do, but I wasn't going to go to two different coffee chains. Lazy.

Wait. Then why were you at Caribou in the first place?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-11-2009 11:46 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

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Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 410354)

Wait. Then why were you at Caribou in the first place?

I wasn't. In order to get to the SB, I must walked past the Caribou. As I was walking back from SB, one of the barristas (or whatever Caribou calls them) that I see and chat with on a regular basis walked out of the Caribou.

Busted.

greatwhitenorthchick

12-11-2009 12:05 PM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 410342)

What did the doctor diagnose that led to the prescription?

Apparently my testosterone level was a little low. I initially turned down the prescription because my sex drive is off the charts these days but then I was like, what the hell.

Sidd Finch

12-11-2009 12:08 PM

Re: I need a car

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 410257)

Last I recall, 'weed was saying you should be beaten on sight. He might bring a tire iron to your rendezvous.

CDF

He might, but my own meetings with Weed indicate that he'll likely be too drunk to swing it.

Sidd Finch

12-11-2009 12:14 PM

Re: McDouche is McOver

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410318)