LawTalkers - The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

Seeing a reference to the Story of O and a reference to Adder in the same post made my head hurt. I can just imagine the internal monologue. "Well, she's naked and tied up and every guy in the room has fucked her. I'd really like to also, but what if she's tired? I could ask but she's gagged and can't answer. I just need a little while to think about how to make my move. I mean, what if she's seriously involved with one of those other guys? I don't want to get ahead of myself here."

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-06-2010 10:44 AM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 430972)

Awesome baseball catch. As easy to understand as the Lindsey Lohan animation.

They need to make the MLB fences more easily scale-able so that this can happen in the US.

futbol fan

08-06-2010 11:50 AM

Re: Incidently

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 430974)

Excerpted from The 120 Days Of Pointless Small Talk, by the Marquis de Really, Really Sad.

Hank Chinaski

08-06-2010 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 430974)

Anyone else ever think maybe our wives chip in to pay an actor to post as adder so none of us start thinking the grass is greener?

Tyrone Slothrop

08-06-2010 12:28 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 430975)

They need to make the MLB fences more easily scale-able so that this can happen in the US.

They should add rock-climbing holds to the walls, and then use them as climbing gyms on off-days.

Win-win.

Flinty_McFlint

08-06-2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 430978)

Anyone else ever think maybe our wives chip in to pay an actor to post as adder so none of us start thinking the grass is greener?

No, because then the stories would be about how Adder slowly lost his genitalia to some very exotic, very painful STD while some hussy drained his bank account and broke his golf clubs. Or perhaps that's just how my wife thinks.

dtb	08-06-2010 12:55 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Anne Elk (Post 430956)

Are you looking for volume or something in particular? Etsy can be a great source for the unusual.

Yeah -- what is that? I noticed on my google results a bunch of links to that, but I'm not sure what it is. Like a Craig's List without the prurience?

I'm looking for several kinds of ribbon, but most urgently, about a yard and a half of 5mm dark brown velvet ribbon that isn't cheap looking.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-06-2010 01:02 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 430982)

I'm looking for several kinds of ribbon, but most urgently, about a yard and a half of 5mm dark brown velvet ribbon that isn't cheap looking.

My, are you high maintenance. Just let him tie you up with neckties and scarves, as all of us commoner couples do.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-06-2010 01:25 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 430983)

My, are you high maintenance. Just let him tie you up with neckties and scarves, as all of us commoner couples do.

Yay, it's BDSM day on the board!

Unfortunately, I have nothing particularly novel to ass.

Tyrone Slothrop

08-06-2010 01:32 PM

Speaking of BDSM,

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 430988)

Unfortunately, I have nothing particularly novel to ass.

I would like to say that US Bank blows chunks. Do not ever get a mortgage from US Bank. Do not ever let your family or friends get a mortgage from US Bank.

That is all.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

08-06-2010 01:33 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 430983)

My, are you high maintenance. Just let him tie you up with neckties and scarves, as all of us commoner couples do.

There are silk people, there are velvet people, and then there are rope people. Come on, guys. Step over the line.

Replaced_Texan

08-06-2010 01:37 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 430982)

Yeah -- what is that? I noticed on my google results a bunch of links to that, but I'm not sure what it is. Like a Craig's List without the prurience?

Sort of. It's a collection of small batch or handmade sellers.

Sidd Finch

08-06-2010 01:45 PM

Re: Speaking of BDSM,

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 430989)

I would like to say that US Bank blows chunks. Do not ever get a mortgage from US Bank. Do not ever let your family or friends get a mortgage from US Bank.

That is all.

Apparently Ty thinks "BDSM" is an acronym used in banking. Figures.

ThurgreedMarshall

08-06-2010 01:48 PM

No.

http://www.jessicaharrison.co.uk/use...001%20copy.jpg

video: http://vimeo.com/9449221

Eyelashes made of real fly legs.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop

08-06-2010 02:02 PM

Re: Speaking of BDSM,

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 430992)

Apparently Ty thinks "BDSM" is an acronym used in banking. Figures.

I did not think it had any application to home lending until this week.