LawTalkers - Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

Likewise! Thought I'd drop by for old times' sake -- it's almost Halloween, after all.

CDF (it doesn't look like things have changed much around here...)

Pretty Little Flower

10-26-2004 06:57 PM

Ashlee Simpson

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why? Don't you like perfect breasts?

Only if they are part of a woman with a warm personality and a kind heart. Perfect breasts cannot talk you down when you're upset about not getting that promotion at work, or when your favorite sports team loses the big game. Perfect breasts don't forgive you when your forget an anniversary. Perfect breasts won't make you chicken noodle soup when you have a bad case of the sniffles.

notcasesensitive

10-26-2004 06:59 PM

Ashlee Simpson

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Only if they are part of a woman with a warm personality and a kind heart. Perfect breasts cannot talk you down when you're upset about not getting that promotion at work, or when your favorite sports team loses the big game. Perfect breasts don't forgive you when your forget an anniversary. Perfect breasts won't make you chicken noodle soup when you have a bad case of the sniffles.

Yes, but do they cuddle?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

10-26-2004 06:59 PM

Sick-O

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Perfect breasts won't make you chicken noodle soup when you have a bad case of the sniffles.

You would use imperfect ones in your soup? Dark meat?

Not me. Give me perfect breasts, noodles and broth when I'm sick.

bold_n_brazen

10-26-2004 07:26 PM

It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post

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Perfect breasts will, however, get you an 8-ball when you really, really need one.

I'm just saying...

Pretty Little Flower

10-26-2004 07:28 PM

It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Perfect breasts will however get you an 8-ball when you really, really need one.

I'm just saying...

And they are great to rub up against shortly before receiving unsolicited fellatio from a nubile stranger. But then you end up feeling so empty . . .

Gattigap

10-26-2004 07:32 PM

Fright Night.

Quote:

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Likewise! Thought I'd drop by for old times' sake -- it's almost Halloween, after all.

CDF (it doesn't look like things have changed much around here...)

You should hang around, Chevy. Though the avatar may suggest otherwise, Halloween isn't the only time we need to see you in these parts.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

10-26-2004 07:48 PM

It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And they are great to rub up against shortly before receiving unsolicited fellatio from a nubile stranger. But then you end up feeling so empty . . .

That's what the noodles are for.

Gattigap

10-26-2004 07:48 PM

It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And they are great to rub up against shortly before receiving unsolicited fellatio from a nubile stranger. But then you end up feeling so empty . . .

I'm told that in order to get the full effect from 8-balls, rubbing up against them is not really the preferred method, and probably contributes to that empty feeling.

Flinty_McFlint

10-26-2004 08:24 PM

It's wrong that Ashlee Simpson is the subject of this post

Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
I'm told that in order to get the full effect from 8-balls, rubbing up against them is not really the preferred method, and probably contributes to that empty feeling.

You guys sure play a lot of pool.

SlaveNoMore

10-26-2004 08:30 PM

Esquire

Has anyone caught the photo of Angelina J on the cover this week?

Hubba fucking hubba

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/8689/Esquire6.jpg

dc_chef

10-26-2004 08:34 PM

Esquire

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Has anyone caught the photo of Angelina J on the cover this week?

Hubba fucking hubba

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/8689/Esquire6.jpg

Subscribing has its benefits. Her nipples, however, were airbrushed out of that shot and some others. A crying shame.

cheval de frise

10-26-2004 08:41 PM

Murders in the Rue Morgue

Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
You should hang around, Chevy. Though the avatar may suggest otherwise, Halloween isn't the only time we need to see you in these parts.

You are too kind, but I don't know if I can stay. I'm wielding a whip and chasing a razor-toting orangutan.

I thought he might be headed here...

CDF (Flinty, come home)

Hank Chinaski

10-26-2004 08:47 PM

Ashlee Simpson

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Before you did the SS post, now this. This is similar in tone to the type of thing I did about a 3-some that made Mr. R want to gouge his eyes out. now that he's maybe coming back, I'm committed to not doing anything that might bother him. The Board really really needs him back! I don't think you bother Mr. R like I do, but maybe you should watch the fake sensitive act for the near term.

Flinty_McFlint

10-26-2004 08:59 PM

Murders in the Rue Morgue

Quote:

Originally posted by cheval de frise
You are too kind, but I don't know if I can stay. I'm wielding a whip and chasing a razor-toting orangutan.

I thought he might be headed here...

CDF (Flinty, come home)

Aw shit, mom found me.

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