Re: We are all Slave now.
 

That hurts. I’ve been reading them as bedtime stories for years.

Three posts in and the child is sound asleep.

It also works with most sane adults. Better than Ambien.

Re: We are all Slave now.
 

Football should be treated like rugby. Only when you’re old enough to make really bad choices despite known health impacts should you be deemed old enough to play.

I’ll never forget the image of a national club rugby player running to the sideline during a break, grabbing his girlfriend’s smoke and taking a bunch of drags before running back into the game. People who play that game are on a different level.

Re: There is no political solution/to our troubled evolution.
 

"The alumni magazine at Cardozo Law School (which Schwartz attended) and a 2004 book said Schwartz was a low-level legal associate who wrote under the pen name “Cornholio Esquire” on an early legal industry message board. Schwartz denied that this was his pen name, but confirmed he was an investor in the message board company."

Too funny, and two lies in one quote.

Re: There is no political solution/to our troubled evolution.
 

Wait a minute, so there is a famous guy who posted? I remember Cornholio.

Re: There is no political solution/to our troubled evolution.
 

You think this Cornholio is famous? I remind you, my sister married Tom Hanks in a movie.

Re: There is no political solution/to our troubled evolution.
 

Semi-famous, maybe. “Infamous” might be more accurate.

I did not know that your sister married Tom Hanks in a movie. Which surprises me a little, actually. I did know about Hank’s ex aunt in law.

Re: There is no political solution/to our troubled evolution.
 

My uncle was one of the inventors of Ultimate Frisbee. So I've got that going for me.

Data Points
 

The temperature during my last four morning and evening dog walks was as follows:

Tuesday evening: Negative 20
Wednesday morning: Negative 27
Wednesday evening: Negative 18
Thursday morning: Negative 24

Those are air temps. Wind chills were in the negative 45-50 range.

Carry on.

Re: Data Points
 

It's so cold that I drove to work.

Re: There is no political solution/to our troubled evolution.
 

Tom's a pretty good bro-in-law. I try to stay humble despite my fancy imaginary family.

My other potential claim to fame are the orchestra and opera companies I've started. The oldest little band has had five grammy noms in the classical music category, which means we're almost famous in a very limited circle, but I'm not going to say anything until we have a win. Does a Pulitzer for Opera count?

Re: There is no political solution/to our troubled evolution.
 

My ex-aunt played the mom whose son came on her in American Pie The Naked Mile.

Everyone sit the fuck down.

Re: There is no political solution/to our troubled evolution.
 

He was one of the original 11 flounders, and one of the 7 of us that signed with Infirmation. He, along with DC Chef, also became employees. I've also spent a few debauched evenings with him.

Re: There is no political solution/to our troubled evolution.
 

So real name is? Not outable right? NVM

Re: We are all Slave now.
 

This K race is surprisingly slow and nostalgic.

Re: We are all Slave now.
 

K race? What k race?