LawTalkers - New Fashion Board 10-3-2003

Does anyone happen to know who the guy is on the commercial for ESPN's fantasy games? You know, the one who busts the chops of Warren Sapp, Jeremy Roenick and now Ben Wallace -

Is he anybody?

Da (I'm gonna melt all this iiiiiiissssssssse) ve

evenodds

10-29-2003 07:46 PM

Who's That Guy?

Quote:

Originally posted by Dave
Does anyone happen to know who the guy is on the commercial for ESPN's fantasy games? You know, the one who busts the chops of Warren Sapp, Jeremy Roenick and now Ben Wallace -

Is he anybody?

Tracy Morgan.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

10-29-2003 07:46 PM

Who's That Guy?

Quote:

That would be Tracey Morgan from SNL. Actually, its for their line of sports video games... Funny stuff.

Edited to add: D'OH!!

evenodds

10-29-2003 07:54 PM

Banned Socks

As punishment for sock sins, I am banning the following Penske socks:

1 A Poster from the Land of Fu

2 Alejandro Paco...Alfonso Jose

3 au jus

4 B_R_C's Parents

5 charlie the crocodile

6 Crazy FBers from the SF Area

7 Dr. Whoopie

8 fair and balanced

9 flare up

10 glinda the good witch

11 mackdaddy long legs

12 New Jersey

13 Over 14 Wonderwhitebread eater

14 Paig's Sock

15 pantaloonie

16 Penske_Account

17 Royal Canadian Mountebank

18 silent but deadly

19 the ghost of Plated's Socks

20 the ghost of Vince Foster

21 the Jewish People

22 the poker

23 theGhost of Juanita's sanctity

24 uncle crackerjack

Let this be a lesson to you serial socketeers.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

10-29-2003 07:54 PM

Just a comment

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
Excellent parody!

Someday, decades and decades from now, we will look back on the low mark in FB sockery and smile at this parody.

Thanks. I'm so happy I feel like running a 5K.

Penske_Account

10-29-2003 07:55 PM

Banned Socks

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
As punishment for sock sins, I am banning the following Penske socks:

1 A Poster from the Land of Fu

2 Alejandro Paco...Alfonso Jose

3 au jus

4 B_R_C's Parents

5 charlie the crocodile

6 Crazy FBers from the SF Area

7 Dr. Whoopie

8 fair and balanced

9 flare up

10 glinda the good witch

11 mackdaddy long legs

12 New Jersey

13 Over 14 Wonderwhitebread eater

14 Paig's Sock

15 pantaloonie

16 Penske_Account

17 Royal Canadian Mountebank

18 silent but deadly

19 the ghost of Plated's Socks

20 the ghost of Vince Foster

21 the Jewish People

22 the poker

23 theGhost of Juanita's sanctity

24 uncle crackerjack

Let this be a lesson to you serial socketeers.

You Beeeyotch!!!!!

Oh the humanity!!!!

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

10-29-2003 07:57 PM

Banned Socks

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
As punishment for sock sins, I am banning the following socks:

16 Penske_Account

Let this be a lesson to you serial socketeers.

Only 16? That guy's your Public Enemy #1

Dillinger? Capone? Jesse James? Amateurs...

SlaveNoMore

10-29-2003 07:58 PM

Banned Socks

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
As punishment for sock sins, I am banning the following socks:

1 A Poster from the Land of Fu

2 Alejandro Paco...Alfonso Jose

3 au jus

4 B_R_C's Parents

5 charlie the crocodile

6 Crazy FBers from the SF Area

7 Dr. Whoopie

8 fair and balanced

9 flare up

10 glinda the good witch

11 mackdaddy long legs

12 New Jersey

13 Over 14 Wonderwhitebread eater

14 Paig's Sock

15 pantaloonie

16 Penske_Account

17 Royal Canadian Mountebank

18 silent but deadly

19 the ghost of Plated's Socks

20 the ghost of Vince Foster

21 the Jewish People

22 the poker

23 theGhost of Juanita's sanctity

24 uncle crackerjack

Let this be a lesson to you serial socketeers.

I kind of have a place in my heart for the Vince Foster one

Penske_Account

10-29-2003 08:02 PM

But seriously....

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
You Beeeyotch!!!!!

Oh the humanity!!!!

This seems sort of unfair. Banning all of my socks?!!? they weren't even involved in the crap today!! And now all of the rank and file hoi polloi know all of my socks. Although I have no socks now. Beeeeyotch, please. No offence.

Fuck.

That sucks.

Thanks to the other sockers for ruining it for me. Bastards! I hope you guys are next!

Penske (unsocked) Account

LessinSF

10-29-2003 08:03 PM

Beware of Sockeration

Quote:

Originally posted by Dave
Just out of a morbid sense of curiousity, did Bilmore publish a retirement manifesto, or what?

Edited to say, if so, maybe I should learn how to use the search function. Doh.

Further edited to add in light of the above post, I am neither a sock nor Penske, whom I understand quit socking, except for being Bilmore. And I'm not Paigow either. NTTAWWT.

Tee hee.

evenodds

10-29-2003 08:04 PM

But seriously....

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
This seems sort of unfair. Banning all of my socks?!!? they weren't even involved in the crap today!! And now all of the rank and file hoi polloi know all of my socks. Although I have no socks now. Beeeeyotch, please. No offence.

Fuck.

That sucks.

Thanks to the other sockers for ruining it for me. Bastards! I hope you guys are next!

Penske (unsocked) Account

Look, you are the godfather of socks, so I had to sacrifice you so that the FB may live.

You understand, don't you?

LessinSF

10-29-2003 08:04 PM

Who's That Guy?

Quote:

Where do you come up with these bon mots? <swoon>

Flinty_McFlint

10-29-2003 08:07 PM

Who's That Guy?

Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Where do you come up with these bon mots? <swoon>

I got mine in TJ. I was eating penicillin for weeks, but it was worth it.

Dave	10-29-2003 08:14 PM

Who's That Guy?

Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Where do you come up with these bon mots? <swoon>

I'm so sorry, I'll try to come up with some anal sex posts to keep you entertained instead of enraptured.

All y'all have corrupted my previously clear canadian head to the point when I saw a truck today advertising some company's expertise in 'Live Bottom Systems' (whatever they are), all I could picture was a couple of bears going at it.

leagleaze

10-29-2003 08:16 PM

But seriously....

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
Look, you are the godfather of socks, so I had to sacrifice you so that the FB may live.

You understand, don't you?

Clearly there is a lesson here, and it is, don't piss off e/o.

Well that and the whole no annoying socks thing.

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