LawTalkers - New Fashion Board 10-3-2003

On the subject of random observations sure to bore the hell out of Less, I had an out of town hearing (not a deposition) in a small college town the other day. The local K-Mart had a sign, prominently displayed, along the highway advertising a 55 pack of Molson for $27.99.

First, when did they start selling 55 packs, and when did Molson become cheaper than Milwaukee's Best? And where was this invention during college and/or law school when it might have been useful?

Fuck.

Penske_Account

10-29-2003 08:22 PM

But seriously....

Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
Clearly there is a lesson here, and it is, don't piss off e/o.

Well that and the whole no annoying socks thing.

But my socks weren't annoying, they were funny......in.an.annoying.way. Ooops. I guess maybe it is annoying but what about it seems like an injudicious application of your discretion.

This is not very gay. In fact its straight. The straightest. NTTAWWT.

Not Sock

10-29-2003 08:29 PM

A Plea to E/O, et al.

Let my people go.

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/re...sh/ex03_01.jpg

evenodds

10-29-2003 08:32 PM

A Plea to E/O, et al.

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Sock
Let my people go.

Now that is really funny.

Even(no lame socks . . . ever)Odds

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

10-29-2003 08:34 PM

A Plea to E/O, et al.

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Sock
Let my people go.

Two problems.

1. Socks are not people.
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi (aka Darth's little beyotch) isn't gonna help you now.

Funny stuff, though.

LessinSF

10-29-2003 08:37 PM

Who's That Guy?

Quote:

Originally posted by Dave
I'm so sorry, I'll try to come up with some anal sex posts to keep you entertained instead of enraptured.

All y'all have corrupted my previously clear canadian head to the point when I saw a truck today advertising some company's expertise in 'Live Bottom Systems' (whatever they are), all I could picture was a couple of bears going at it.

LessinSF

10-29-2003 08:38 PM

Quantity, Not Quality

Quote:

Originally posted by Dave
On the subject of random observations sure to bore the hell out of Less, I had an out of town hearing (not a deposition) in a small college town the other day. The local K-Mart had a sign, prominently displayed, along the highway advertising a 55 pack of Molson for $27.99.

First, when did they start selling 55 packs, and when did Molson become cheaper than Milwaukee's Best? And where was this invention during college and/or law school when it might have been useful?

Fuck.

It's funnie cuz it's true.

Theres and Thats

10-29-2003 08:41 PM

Retirement

E/O, because we like you, and admire your ass, the following socks have agreed to join me in retirement:

Bil Mo'
Carol Merrill (sorry Ty!)
Monty Hall
Maine
Zimbabwe
Someone's Evil Twin

Feel free to delete them.

All we ask is that you consider asking Anttwat, Dat Phan, and Petunia to join us.

Not Sock

10-29-2003 08:42 PM

A Plea to E/O, et al.

Quote:

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Two problems.

1. Socks are not people.
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi (aka Darth's little beyotch) isn't gonna help you now.

Funny stuff, though.

1. I sock corrected.

2. I think it's supposed to be a lego Moses. Or Gandalf, I'm not sure. But why would Gandalf be hanging out with sheep? That pervert.

And now, my demands:

Until all of my kind are free, and can exercise our FB given right to post humorless, repetitive dreck, I will hold my breath. My death will be on your collective consciences. Really. It will.

Fight the power.

leagleaze

10-29-2003 08:49 PM

A Plea to E/O, et al.

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Sock

Until all of my kind are free, and can exercise our FB given right to post humorless, repetitive dreck, I will hold my breath. My death will be on your collective consciences. Really. It will.

I don't think you should hold your breath. You'll just pass out. Instead, throw a plastic bag over your head, that will do it.

LessinSF

10-29-2003 08:49 PM

A Plea to E/O, et al.

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Sock
1. I sock corrected.

2. I think it's supposed to be a lego Moses. Or Gandalf, I'm not sure. But why would Gandalf be hanging out with sheep? That pervert.

And now, my demands:

Until all of my kind are free, and can exercise our FB given right to post humorless, repetitive dreck, I will hold my breath. My death will be on your collective consciences. Really. It will.

Fight the power.

Amusing stuff. You are clearly improving with time.

evenodds

10-29-2003 08:50 PM

A Plea to E/O, et al.

Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
I don't think you should hold your breath. You'll just pass out. Instead, throw a plastic bag over your head, that will do it.

Leagl, that's a funny sock. Moses can stay.

leagleaze

10-29-2003 08:51 PM

A Plea to E/O, et al.

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
Leagl, that's a funny sock. Moses can stay.

I was just trying to be helpful. You, you, sock butcher.

The Estate of Not Sock

10-29-2003 09:03 PM

Now you've done it

Citizens of the FB:

Due to your thoughtlessness and careless disregard for life, Not Sock has died from lack of oxygen, and will no longer make any appearances. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

The inevitable wrongful death complaints will be served forthwith to the appropriate parties.

The family would appreciate donations to lawtalkers.com, in lieu of flowers.

Not Sock is gone, but his legacy will live on in each and every pointless post made in the future. Not Sock, we hardly knew ye.

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