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Pretty Little Flower 01-04-2013 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 476008)
"BRC" stands for Big Red Cock.

That place is racist against Native Americans. Or at least against Native American cocks.

Hank Chinaski 01-04-2013 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 476012)
A fair point, but how likely are you to come away from a meal with ample tit-fuck fantasy masturbation fodder at a Michelin three star joint?

he said "come." heh-heh heh-heh.

dtb 01-05-2013 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 475995)
How long before this trend expands to the rest of the female anatomy?

There's a business plan for a taco franchise called "Cameltoes" sitting on the desk of some commercial loan officer in Kentucky, or Missouri, right now. (Perhaps Myrtle Beach.) You just know it.

There's one already called Pink Taco. Owned by some friends/associates of the KlASSy Khardasian Klan. (it's in fact owned by the nephew of a friend of mine, but he is a friend/frenemy of the Kharashian train-wrecks.)

Pretty Little Flower 01-05-2013 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 475995)
How long before this trend expands to the rest of the female anatomy?

There's a business plan for a taco franchise called "Cameltoes" sitting on the desk of some commercial loan officer in Kentucky, or Missouri, right now. (Perhaps Myrtle Beach.) You just know it.

Someone actually was apparently successful with a similar business plan for a chain called "Pink Taco." Does anyone on the board know anything about this?

sebastian_dangerfield 01-05-2013 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 476017)
Someone actually was apparently successful with a similar business plan for a chain called "Pink Taco." Does anyone on the board know anything about this?

Try their "'70s Hustler Salad" (overstuffed Tilapia taco in the middle of a bed of seasoned bean sprouts).

Heavenly.

sebastian_dangerfield 01-05-2013 10:16 AM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 476008)
"BRC" stands for Big Red Cock.

Clever irony, almost as deliciously subversive as my South Carolina frat hat.

Sparklehorse 01-05-2013 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 476019)
Clever irony, almost as deliciously subversive as my South Carolina frat hat.

There's also a clothing company called Le Coq Sportif but I don't think they sell in the US.

Sparklehorse 01-05-2013 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 476009)
It has been my experience that, in choosing dining spots, it is best to remember that the less the waitress wears, the worse the food gets.

Having eaten one time at each chain-establishment, IMO, Hooters has better food than Outback.

Hank Chinaski 01-05-2013 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 476017)
Someone actually was apparently successful with a similar business plan for a chain called "Pink Taco." Does anyone on the board know anything about this?

You know the Gordon Ramsey "Kitchen Nightmares" show, or the "Hotel Impossible" franchise? I wonder if we can get Tucker Max to come in and fix what's wrong with Lawtalkers.

Adder 01-05-2013 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparklehorse (Post 476021)
Having eaten one time at each chain-establishment, IMO, Hooters has better food than Outback.

I believe the only times I've eaten at outback it was with a participant here.

taxwonk 01-05-2013 01:51 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 476012)
A fair point, but how likely are you to come away from a meal with ample tit-fuck fantasy masturbation fodder at a Michelin three star joint?

I am more of a gourmand than a gourmet. I still believe that if a meat or vegetable is still in a "foam" stage, it hasn't made the transition from ingredient to food yet.

The girls who work at diners are all exactly like either Kat Denning or Beth Behrs, depending on whether you are a tit man or an ass man.

taxwonk 01-05-2013 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 476008)
"BRC" stands for Big Red Cock.

I like the way they call one of their menu items "backyard style" barbecue. It immediately and simply conveys this isn't chicken stuck in a pit and cooked low & slow.

taxwonk 01-05-2013 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparklehorse (Post 476021)
Having eaten one time at each chain-establishment, IMO, Hooters has better food than Outback.

It must have been much better than the one I went to in Houston with some co-workers. There have been very few cheeseburgers in my life I have left uneaten. This was one of them.

Sidd Finch 01-05-2013 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 476010)
Come to Chicago for the dogs. Relish is an essential part of the whole meal in a bun experience.

The Chicago-style hot dog is one of man's perfect food creations. I make a point of having one whenever I have a layover in O'Hare. The relish, which looks like a cross between radioactive waste and Soylent Green, is an essential element.

Hank Chinaski 01-05-2013 05:54 PM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Sparklehorse (Post 476021)
Having eaten one time at each chain-establishment, IMO, Hooters has better food than Outback.

Picking between the food at those two is like a Fuck Marry Kill with GGG, Wonk and Adder.


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