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Replaced_Texan 11-13-2008 06:40 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Heh. (video behind cut)

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There isn’t anything particularly entertaining about this clip, but it’s what passes for drama in the NBA. In last night’s Suns-Rockets game (Houston won 94-82), the Suns’ Matt Barnes took a cheap shot at Rafer Alston when his screen became more of a shove. Alston charged Barnes, Steve Nash came into the fray, Nash was pushed to the floor by Tracy McGrady, then McGrady was pushed to the floor by Shaq. No one is big enough to push Shaq to the floor, so that was pretty much that. Barnes and Alston were ejected, seven techs were handed out, and the game continued.

A lot of people are crediting the coaches and refs for keeping this under control, but I’d like to think that the soothing influence of Ron Artest had something to do with it as well.

cheval de frise 11-13-2008 06:41 PM
The sole of discretion.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371140)
I can't think of a funny way to indicate that Burger used "discrete" when he meant to say "discreet." But that's what he did.

Edited to thank Chevy for being funny where I failed to be.
Thanks, GWNC! You're too kind.

CDF (good to see you're still here)

cheval de frise 11-13-2008 07:15 PM
Where everybody knows your name.
 
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371148)
tying off the inserted object to a fixed/anchored point outside the subject anus would provide a safety net of sorts, in case of emergency.
Given the context, perhaps "abject anus" would be more accurate. Alliteration and all.

CDF

taxwonk 11-13-2008 09:35 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 370756)
So much for my lurking . . .

Hello, darlings. I've miss you all (well, almost all).

What's new?

Babycakes!! It's good to see you back.

I'm back to being a wage slave. Food and shelter are fun. What's new with you.

taxwonk 11-13-2008 09:37 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck (Post 370781)
Speaking of changes, if you need a lawyer in MN and you happen to trust me with your life and/or money, google me. Shouldn't be too hard to find my new digs.

Being my own boss is fun.

Another county heard from. Give us a line drawing, son.

taxwonk 11-13-2008 09:42 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Diane_Keaton (Post 370907)
Never. Too many opportunities for misunderstandings/paranoia. Someone leaves a comment on his/her wall and it seems flirty and then the other person is seeing it and wondering, is this a relative being cute or someone who has a crush on my man/lady friend? Even if you don't think you're the jealous type, you might have your moments. Or the person you're dating might have moments like those. Especially while dating, you want him/her to only hear what YOU want him/her to hear from you directly because there could be other misunderstandings as well. I see no benefit. Same goes for having work colleagues on there. Just say no. I do love the Book, though and have friends from all walks of life there.
Hmmph.

taxwonk 11-13-2008 09:48 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 370943)
Worst scenario, you friend him, you break up and he goes cyber-psycho then you just create a new facebook persona. That's how I ditched Hank on MySpace.

Also, I may know a good source for previously used SSNs, if you are ever in the market.
Prison and credit records guaranteed good?

taxwonk 11-13-2008 09:55 PM
Re: A Real Speech
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 370972)
This reminds me of a conversation I had last week with a friend. How fucking awesome would it be if Obama got up at the Inauguration and gave the following speech?:

Can you count, suckahs? I say the future is ours. If you can count. Now look at what you have before you. You've got Indiana sitting next to California. We've got Virginia right by Massachusets. Nobody is wasting nobody. That is a miracle. And miracle is the way things ought to be.

You're standing right now with 57 Senators from our 50 states. And there are over 255 more Congressmen from the House. That's 312 hardcore members. 2,534.5, counting democratic delegates. And 66,361,433 more, not organized, but ready to fight. 66,363,967.5 soldiers.

Now there ain't but 214 Republican Senators and Reps in the whole town, can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIG IIIIIIIIT?

TM
Thuurrgreeeeed!!! Come out and plaaa----ayyy

p.s. Yeah, I know, I'm wonking. Suck it, Bitch. That's why they call it wonking.

taxwonk 11-13-2008 10:00 PM
Re: A Real Speech
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 371004)
It may not have been unique to you, but you can never go wrong with The Warriors.
That is actually my all-time Guilty Pleasure movie.

taxwonk 11-13-2008 10:23 PM
Re: He's not wearing hockey pants.
 
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Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371060)
Careful...don't provoke music Batman. He's a little twitchy right now.

Thinner, no-nipple armor will do that to you.

CDF

Batman with peek-a-boo chest armor? Did you maybe see the special Castro Edition?

taxwonk 11-13-2008 10:27 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 371073)
It rarely happens on this particular board, but occasionally one will see ellipses at the end of the sentence to highlight the post's implied punch line. This Crayola-colored technique is the sign of a flaccid mind and reflects the comic timing of Fozzie Bear.

All of which is to say, please feel free to continue with this let's-use-ellipses-annoyingly-to-irritate-Adder theme, but if during that time, anyone uses the ellipsis to higlight some lame punchline I will organize a coalition of the like-minded to hunt you down and fucking kill you.

Carry on.

Gattigap
You know, I'm thinig this is kind of overkill....

taxwonk 11-13-2008 10:33 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 371087)
I am sorry to hear this, in part because we already have operatives in the ChicagoLand area. After all, I liked you.

Wonk, please execute Operation Pastrami.

You know, it has been a while since we've been to Manny's....

taxwonk 11-13-2008 10:38 PM
Re: Nights in white poly
 
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Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 371108)
That's what happens when your fashion designers drop acid. Coke (in the '80's) wasn't much better. It took until the '90's (heroin and crystal meth) to stage a full recovery.

CDF
That's why for my entire life, I have dressed like it was 1961.

Yep... That's me.... a fatter, bald Don Draper

taxwonk 11-13-2008 10:45 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 371131)
I think so. Not sure if she was the woman who only wanted anal sex from him.

TM
No. She was the "recovered" coke addict who swore she wasn't sneaking off to score.

bold_n_brazen 11-14-2008 08:37 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 371176)
No. She was the "recovered" coke addict who swore she wasn't sneaking off to score.
I've been slandered. I never dated that asshole.

Hank Chinaski 11-14-2008 08:52 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 371196)
I've been slandered. I never dated that asshole.
wonk had 11 posts in a row. record?

sebastian_dangerfield 11-14-2008 10:48 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 371196)
I've been slandered. I never dated that asshole.
Libel per se. It was just drunken sex.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-14-2008 10:52 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371134)
Speaking of anal...........

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...in-bottom.html

Ouch! Talk about phreak accidents........
He was just making vodka at home:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/11/1...al-beer-bongs/

(SFW... Discussion of vaginal vodka consumption and anal beer bongs)

Replaced_Texan 11-14-2008 10:55 AM
Patricia Manterola
 
I watched the Latin Grammys last night, mainly because two siblings and three other friends were there.

Paty Manterola was one of the MCs and she had three of the most elegant dresses I've seen at one of these shows:

http://u.univision.com/contentroot/u...ola_ropa05.jpg

http://u.univision.com/contentroot/u...ola_ropa09.jpg

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/2...uBkD5uclpSZg--

bold_n_brazen 11-14-2008 10:58 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 371201)
Libel per se. It was just drunken sex.

I want to suggest that he raped me, but it's not even funny.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-14-2008 11:10 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 371204)
I want to suggest that he raped me, but it's not even funny.
It's all in the phrasing . . . . . . . . .

taxwonk 11-14-2008 11:32 AM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 371196)
I've been slandered. I never dated that asshole.
I said "recovered." Pay attention, damn it.

greatwhitenorthchick 11-14-2008 11:36 AM
I'm a Dumbass
 
So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.

taxwonk 11-14-2008 12:17 PM
Re: I'm a Dumbass
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371210)
So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.
Man, he used to have a great set of pipes until about 12 years ago. In terms of talent, I think he was probably better than Sinatra.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-14-2008 12:26 PM
Re: I'm a Dumbass
 
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371210)

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.
Come on. You live in Capital City, that happy-tal city, It's Capital City, his home sweet swingin' home!

And you didn't recognize him?

Icky Thump 11-14-2008 12:28 PM
Re: I'm a Dumbass
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371210)
So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.
Scooby says:

Ruh roh!

Hank Chinaski 11-14-2008 12:53 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
:mad:
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 371124)
Better or worse than Spanky claiming on the PB that my problem* must be that my dad was sneaking into my room when I was a child and molesting me?


*He decided that I dislike men (and that I'm a spinster, but I digress here) for some reason somehow stemming from a disagreement that we had about how happy strippers generally are with their vocation.
flower and I had a pm convo about mmmm34904
  • Hank: you never liked a mmm post?
    plf: No man, I don't read douche.
    Hank:Are you a chick?
    plf:Nah, I ain't a chick I just don't dig on douchebags, that's all.
    Hank: Why not?
    plf: douchebags are obnoxious. I don't read obnoxious posts.
    Hank: I remember a couple of times he was funny.
    plf:Hey, notme may have had some wry observations, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't read the filthy motherfucker. douchebags post shit. I ain't read nothin' that ain't got sense enough to not post its own feces.
    Hank: How about Spanky? ncs said he posted shit, and he got his own board.
    plf: I don't read spanky either.
    Hank: Yeah, but do you consider spanky to be obnoxious?
    plf: I wouldn't go so far as to call spanky obnoxious but he's definitely bothersome. But, spanky's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
    Hank: Ah, so by that rationale, if mmmm3495 had a better personality, he would cease to be a douchebag. Is that true?
    plf: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' poster. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Ironweak douche, you know what I'm sayin'?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 11-14-2008 12:54 PM
Re: I'm a Dumbass
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371210)
So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.
Very cool. Four years?

I am an unabashed Bennett fan. You should start whistling "Fly me to the Moon" when you're around him.

evenodds 11-14-2008 01:40 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 371163)
Babycakes!! It's good to see you back.

I'm back to being a wage slave. Food and shelter are fun. What's new with you.
I am still running through the woods and they have not caught me yet.

I am exiting a transitional period, though my life continues to be filled with absurdity.

That's why I had to come back here. Where else could absurdity feel so wonderfully normal?

tmdiva 11-14-2008 01:58 PM
Re: I'm a Dumbass
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371210)
So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.
Maybe he wears a different rug to the gym?

tm

Penske_Account 11-14-2008 03:05 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371197)
wonk had 11 posts in a row. record?
Does my 37-fecta count for in a row?

Penske_Account 11-14-2008 03:06 PM
Re: I'm a Dumbass
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371210)
So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.
Any naked hot tub or sauna in all that time?

greatwhitenorthchick 11-14-2008 03:31 PM
Re: I'm a Dumbass
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371232)
Any naked hot tub or sauna in all that time?
The woman who trains with him is his wife, Susan (my trainer's husband trains them). I have seen her naked in the locker room. She has a nice body.

cheval de frise 11-14-2008 03:34 PM
Re: I'm a Dumbass
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 371211)
Man, he used to have a great set of pipes until about 12 years ago. In terms of talent, I think he was probably better than Sinatra.
People have sung well at the Met into their sixties and even seventies. The voice is one of the last things to go.

That said, Pavarotti at the end was excruciating to watch.

CDF
(If you get a chance, catch Renee Fleming or Cecilia Bartoli sometime)

Penske_Account 11-14-2008 03:39 PM
Re: I'm a Dumbass
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 371238)
The woman who trains with him is his wife, Susan (my trainer's husband trains them). I have seen her naked in the locker room. She has a nice body.
Even better. Well played playa! Next time you see her sans clothes, tell her I said "hi!"

futbol fan 11-14-2008 05:10 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Now that all these lost children of the FB have returned, all I need to do is put Penske on ignore and presto - 2005 all over again.

taxwonk 11-14-2008 05:19 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 371248)
Now that all these lost children of the FB have returned, all I need to do is put Penske on ignore and presto - 2005 all over again.
Fuck off, Pinhead.

(Happy Friday, circa 2005!!!)

Icky Thump 11-14-2008 05:24 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 371248)
Now that all these lost children of the FB have returned, all I need to do is put Penske on ignore and presto - 2005 all over again.
Minus the double digit housing market gains.

Penske_Account 11-14-2008 05:33 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 371248)
Now that all these lost children of the FB have returned, all I need to do is put Penske on ignore and presto - 2005 all over again.
Not so fast, where's the Paigow? And also Slave, wasn't he still dating her at that point?

cheval de frise 11-14-2008 05:52 PM
Drink now, or hold?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 371248)
Now that all these lost children of the FB have returned, all I need to do is put Penske on ignore and presto - 2005 all over again.
The 2005 Penske was a terrible vintage. Brash, tannic, and unbalanced with a top note of ordure. Not much of a finish, either.

The 2008 Penske, while not subtle, is a much more restrained effort. I credit the terroir, increased sunlight, and a judicious pruning of old vines.

It's almost as if someone has his nuts in a vise.

CDF


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