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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-07-2009 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 396170)
I have never been seen on theYard dressed like that.

There are two possible explanations for that.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 08-07-2009 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 396170)
I have never been seen on theYard dressed like that.

I don't understand why the Cambridge police have to go beating on black professors if there are privileged white kids dressed like that around. I mean, who's going to complain? They're asking for it.

Hank Chinaski 08-07-2009 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 396171)
There are two possible explanations for that.

no shit. you've been whiffing like a mug.

Icky Thump 08-07-2009 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 396160)

More like

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/g...di_daler_m.jpg

Hank Chinaski 08-08-2009 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 396248)

i keep getting email meant for you. maybe it's a facebook thing? here-


Good Day

I wish to retain an attorney that will assist my company in collecting
funds that are owed to the company. My company has been in business for
over 5 years and we have not experienced any failure in business
relationship like the one which we come to you with. We happen to make a
purchase, paid for and accounted for by our company and the seller,
(company name) and the goods were supposed to be delivered to our port. It
has been over 5 months and we have not received delivery or notification
of re-adjustment in estimated time of arrival. We urge for our funds to be
reimbursed to us as soon as possible. We feel that the assistance of an
attorney will show and prove that we are very serious about the matter and
hope it will lead to a resolution and funds collected appropriately. We
have all the documents supporting the case and we are ready to present it
if we happen to go before the court of law to settle this matter. Please
advice on your fees and retainer agreement and any other information that
you would be needing to assess the case. Again, I wish to emphasize the
urgency of the case and urge you to take an earnest attitude towards the
case and I hope we maintain a stable business relationship.

Thank you and I await your prompt response.

William Rueyfa

Gattigap 08-09-2009 12:03 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
Seen this weekend at the Orange County Fair.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...p/IMG00164.jpg

LessinSF 08-10-2009 02:13 AM

My Next Trip
 
Another reason to visit Moldova - http://www.milestii-mici.md/eng (world's largest wine cellar with 2 million bottles). Although they probably have so many because Moldovan wine tastes like what one would expect.

ltl/fb 08-10-2009 02:18 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
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Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 396259)
Seen this weekend at the Orange County Fair.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...p/IMG00164.jpg

Now I want to make that.

Fugee 08-10-2009 02:30 PM

Chocolate Covered Bacon
 
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 396292)
Now I want to make that.

I had some at the Minnesota State Fair last year. It was pretty good but overpriced. Easy peasy to make at home with a choice of recipes:
http://bacn.com/recipe/chocolate-covered-bacon/
http://www.yumsugar.com/1813878
http://www.grouprecipes.com/75710/ch...sprinkles.html
http://www.delish.com/recipes/cookin...almonds-recipe

And when you're not in a chocolate mood (ha!), there is basic Pig Candy:
http://www.wchstv.com/gmarecipes/pigcandy.shtml

Hank Chinaski 08-10-2009 05:19 PM

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I re-watched Happiness this weekend. If you haven't seen this movie you really should. It's a wonderful story about modern relationships, and how hard they can be to maintain. Watch it as a double feature with the director's break out film "Welcome To The Dollhouse," a delightful examination of the problems associated with coming of age in modern suburbia.

Gattigap 08-10-2009 05:41 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 396312)
I re-watched Happiness this weekend. If you haven't seen this movie you really should. It's a wonderful story about modern relationships, and how hard they can be to maintain. Watch it as a double feature with the director's break out film "Welcome To The Dollhouse," a delightful examination of the problems associated with coming of age in modern suburbia.

It's hard to express how thrown I was by this post. Articulated thought, correct punctuation, and an apparent absence of guile or snark. It's so out of character for Hank to write this way that I was about to post "who are you and what have you done with Hank," but even that trite joke doesn't capture it. This post is the equivalent of the phone call declaring that "this is Flaming Dragon. Simple Jack is ours now."

Sidd Finch 08-10-2009 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 396319)
It's hard to express how thrown I was by this post. Articulated thought, correct punctuation, and an apparent absence of guile or snark. It's so out of character for Hank to write this way that I was about to post "who are you and what have you done with Hank," but even that trite joke doesn't capture it. This post is the equivalent of the phone call declaring that "this is Flaming Dragon. Simple Jack is ours now."

Happiness (which I also really liked) is a movie that can seriously fuck with your head. That's what's happened here.

ltl/fb 08-10-2009 06:48 PM

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I think I find out about tooth on Friday.

Hank Chinaski 08-10-2009 07:08 PM

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the Tigers play 1 series in Fenway? that's screwed up. the same with NY?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-10-2009 07:13 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
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Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 396319)
It's hard to express how thrown I was by this post. Articulated thought, correct punctuation, and an apparent absence of guile or snark. It's so out of character for Hank to write this way that I was about to post "who are you and what have you done with Hank," but even that trite joke doesn't capture it. This post is the equivalent of the phone call declaring that "this is Flaming Dragon. Simple Jack is ours now."

It's a set up. Do not... I repeat, do not, watch Happiness with the kids.

The last scene with the dog licking the railing is one of the nastiest moments ever committed to film.

But yes, it's a great movie.

Hank Chinaski 08-10-2009 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 396333)

The last scene with the dog licking the railing is one of the nastiest moments ever committed to film.

worse than fido kissing the mommy on the lips a moment later?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-10-2009 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 396312)
I re-watched Happiness this weekend. If you haven't seen this movie you really should. It's a wonderful story about modern relationships, and how hard they can be to maintain. Watch it as a double feature with the director's break out film "Welcome To The Dollhouse," a delightful examination of the problems associated with coming of age in modern suburbia.

See also, Gummo and Kids.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-10-2009 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 396334)
worse than fido kissing the mommy on the lips a moment later?

I can beat that. Try Bobcat Goldthwait's Sleeping Dogs Lie. It's actually supposed to be really funny. Disturbing as hell, but funny.

I assume you've seen Shakes the Clown, the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies. A modern classic.

Hank Chinaski 08-10-2009 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 396336)
I can beat that. Try Bobcat Goldthwait's Sleeping Dogs Lie. It's actually supposed to be really funny. Disturbing as hell, but funny.

I assume you've seen Shakes the Clown, the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies. A modern classic.

i watched Happiness thinking a writing teacher would say "too many tangents.

the balls of the movie- a guy makes a quirky low budget (Dollhouse) that makes bucks- so he is given a budget, a chance to move towards the mainstream, and he makes Happiness? you know some money people were looking at the early cuts of the film thinking "holy crap. daddy and a Tiger Beat?"

Atticus Grinch 08-10-2009 08:31 PM

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As I've said many times, you would need a microscope to detect the shit I give about professional athletics, but I am prepared to say that this is bullshit. PGA officials must have some paper-thin fucking skins, I'll tell you what. I think an NBA or NFL player has to basically threaten to rape an official's family before they'd get fined, right?

notcasesensitive 08-10-2009 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 396341)
As I've said many times, you would need a microscope to detect the shit I give about professional athletics, but I am prepared to say that this is bullshit. PGA officials must have some paper-thin fucking skins, I'll tell you what. I think an NBA or NFL player has to basically threaten to rape an official's family before they'd get fined, right?

They put the final pairing on the last day of the tournament on the clock??? That is totally fucked up. Yeah, the fine is too.

Fugee 08-11-2009 08:03 AM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 396341)
As I've said many times, you would need a microscope to detect the shit I give about professional athletics, but I am prepared to say that this is bullshit. PGA officials must have some paper-thin fucking skins, I'll tell you what. I think an NBA or NFL player has to basically threaten to rape an official's family before they'd get fined, right?

It was silly to put the final pair on the clock in a tight battle and a fine is pretty much nothing to Tiger. But remember this is golf, the sport where the players are supposed to call penalties on themselves.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-11-2009 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 396344)
They put the final pairing on the last day of the tournament on the clock??? That is totally fucked up. Yeah, the fine is too.

Particularly because it was the other golfer who was evidently disadvantaged.

Hank Chinaski 08-11-2009 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 396345)
It was silly to put the final pair on the clock in a tight battle and a fine is pretty much nothing to Tiger. But remember this is golf, the sport where the players are supposed to call penalties on themselves.

remember, these guys make millions of dollars because of television and when the last pairing is so far back it screws up coverage.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 08-11-2009 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 396341)
As I've said many times, you would need a microscope to detect the shit I give about professional athletics, but I am prepared to say that this is bullshit. PGA officials must have some paper-thin fucking skins, I'll tell you what. I think an NBA or NFL player has to basically threaten to rape an official's family before they'd get fined, right?

What does this have to do with sports?

Replaced_Texan 08-11-2009 11:18 AM

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Jesus Christ.

Fugee 08-11-2009 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 396353)

She's going to need some serious spiritual intervention because of course the way to make yourself look more employable is to get publicity for being lawsuit happy.

Cletus Miller 08-11-2009 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 396354)
She's going to need some serious spiritual intervention because of course the way to make yourself look more employable is to get publicity for being lawsuit happy.

My favorite part is her emphasis on her attendance record. I seriously did not know that there were normal colleges that kept attendance records as part of a student's transcript.

Sidd Finch 08-11-2009 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 396353)

Does this lawsuit really bother you? I'm not saying it has merit, but it doesn't seem all that far-fetched. (At least, if you ignore the tinges that the article gives it.)

I'm familiar with low-end schools that charge huge amounts of money while making lots of promises about job placement, and tout the personal assistance they give to each student through their wonderful career placement centers. Sometimes that stuff is in writing, but often it's promises and representations made by the admissions reps -- whose entire job is to get students to enroll, because that's how these schools make their money. (In contrast to universities that bring in money through research grants, gifts, and investment returns, in addition to tuition.)

Sometimes the schools really do provide the services -- especially, the critical placement assistance -- that they promise, and sometimes they don't. The CNN story sounds like a pro per lawsuit brought by a student that may or may not have a real claim, and it's hard to tell because she's pro per and the article makes it sound like her only complaint is that she didn't get a job. A real lawyer might have made the lawsuit, and the story, more about her not getting the placement assistance she was promised.

In California at least, this sort of conduct by schools -- lots of promises, especially oral promises, by admissions reps -- led to a regulatory scheme that requires all kinds of disclosures to prospective students, with heavy emphasis on the %% of graduates in recent years who actually found jobs. (And, as in so many cases, those disclosures are often rendered worthless by the complete failure of most people to read things they have to sign.)

Sidd Finch 08-11-2009 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 396355)
My favorite part is her emphasis on her attendance record. I seriously did not know that there were normal colleges that kept attendance records as part of a student's transcript.

I'm not sure about this but I wouldn't be surprised if attendance records were required by the Dept of Ed, as part of the effort to make sure that all the govenment money used to support these schools, through student loans, actually has some benefit to the students.

Hank Chinaski 08-11-2009 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 396347)
Particularly because it was the other golfer who was evidently disadvantaged.

you know tiger is happy to pay the fine, right? he was fucking with all his comp's brains. "They put us on timer, which was really unfair to Paddy."

implication being, timer doesn't bother me, so if you're matched with me you better play quickly so we don't get put on timer. the guy is the king of mind games.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-11-2009 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 396353)

Not so fast:

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WANT a real dog bites man story? A 27-year-old Bronx college graduate is not suing her alma mater because it failed to get her a job. But for four days, various media outlets and blogs have been peddling the claim that she is. It's certainly a juicy-sounding welfare-moms-with-Cadillacs-type anecdote. A quick internet search seems to show that the first paper to report it (on August 2nd) was the New York Post, ever a bastion of dispassionate reporting on urban issues (see "Wrong-Way Crash Mom Drunk, Stoned"), and one with no particular ideological axes to grind ("Send Doctor Bill To The Rich"). But other outlets, like CNN, spun the story the same way ("Alumna sues college because she hasn't found a job"), even though their own reporting showed it was wrong.

Fortunately, CNN did go the extra mile and link to a scan of the court filing. And that enabled a reader of Andrew Sullivan's blog to see the distortion. The graduate is not suing Monroe College for failing to find her a job. She is suing because she alleges that the school's Office of Career Advancement did not try to find her a job, and that this abrogates the promises the school made when she paid them $70,000 in tuition. In the filing, she says the school's job counselors "are not making sure their e-recruiting clients call the graduates that recently finished college for a [sic] interview." Monroe's website says every student gets "a Career Advisor, who provides one-on-one assistance with career decision-making, resume and letter writing, and job search strategies." Based on what the graduate told CNN, she seems to think that the school promised her its job counselors would do more for her than they did.

That allegation may be without merit. Or it may not. Maybe the plaintiff is a confused young woman with an outsized sense of entitlement who blames her problems on others. Or maybe the college is deceptively advertising to low-income youth with poor secondary educations that it will help them get good jobs, encouraging them to take out tens of thousands of dollars in student loans, when in fact its graduates rarely get good jobs, and its career counselors barely lift a finger to help them. Who knows? Not the New York Post or CNN....

The Economist

Cletus Miller 08-11-2009 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 396357)
I'm not sure about this but I wouldn't be surprised if attendance records were required by the Dept of Ed, as part of the effort to make sure that all the govenment money used to support these schools, through student loans, actually has some benefit to the students.

Man, I'd have been f'd. I wouldn't have been last in my class (ug and ls), but I'd have been Phi Beta Skippa, for sure.

Sidd Finch 08-11-2009 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 396362)
Not so fast:



The Economist

It's almost like they read my mind.

Sidd Finch 08-11-2009 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 396363)
Man, I'd have been f'd. I wouldn't have been last in my class (ug and ls), but I'd have been Phi Beta Skippa, for sure.

Oh, they don't give a shit about you. The feds want to make sure the school is actually providing classes that students care to attend. If not, then that tends to increase the risk that the students (1) won't get jobs, and (2) will default on their loans.

You have to keep in mind the level of the schools we're talking about here. People who end up at Monroe College didn't exactly light the academic world on fire in high school or junior high, and just getting them to show up every day is a challenge. And if they don't, they aren't generally making up the work by reading the textbook or the Nutshell or whatever people used in law school to get thru their exams.

Cletus Miller 08-11-2009 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 396365)
Oh, they don't give a shit about you. The feds want to make sure the school is actually providing classes that students care to attend. If not, then that tends to increase the risk that the students (1) won't get jobs, and (2) will default on their loans.

You have to keep in mind the level of the schools we're talking about here. People who end up at Monroe College didn't exactly light the academic world on fire in high school or junior high, and just getting them to show up every day is a challenge. And if they don't, they aren't generally making up the work by reading the textbook or the Nutshell or whatever people used in law school to get thru their exams.

I (pretty evidently) know *nothing* about Monroe College. But if it's (basically) a modern trade school, then $70k for a degree (ba or otherwise) is too much; and if it's something more, then it seems her expectations of placement assistance are misguided.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-11-2009 12:46 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 396341)
As I've said many times, you would need a microscope to detect the shit I give about professional athletics, but I am prepared to say that this is bullshit. PGA officials must have some paper-thin fucking skins, I'll tell you what. I think an NBA or NFL player has to basically threaten to rape an official's family before they'd get fined, right?

I think the final pairings on Saturday and Sunday should be able to take as long as they want as a benefit for playing the best going into the day, so I agree with you.

But NBA players cannot criticize refs. Quick trigger there too.

TM

Hank Chinaski 08-11-2009 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 396365)

You have to keep in mind the level of the schools we're talking about here. People who end up at Monroe College didn't exactly light the academic world on fire in high school or junior high, and just getting them to show up every day is a challenge. And if they don't, they aren't generally making up the work by reading the textbook or the Nutshell or whatever people used in law school to get thru their exams.

but, to be clear, and so as not to offend Sebby and Flinty, Florida coastal is a fine law school, with some position re. accreditation.

taxwonk 08-11-2009 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 396371)
but, to be clear, and so as not to offend Sebby and Flinty, Florida coastal is a fine law school, with some position re. accreditation.

Hanks, we've all acknowledged that it was grossly unfair they didn't grant you tenure. But it's been 8 years now. Most people in your shoes have moved on.

Atticus Grinch 08-11-2009 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 396368)
I think the final pairings on Saturday and Sunday should be able to take as long as they want as a benefit for playing the best going into the day, so I agree with you.

But NBA players cannot criticize refs. Quick trigger there too.

TM

Now we know. In other sports news, John Madden owes Ethan Albright an apology.


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