Shoveler is in da house
 

Please feel free to remove your dentures and suck my long, judeo-christianicly circumcised penis.

With kindest regards.
:D

Tour d F
 

Peleton got stuck at a train crossing the other day. It's in the rules: race event. Weird, but I kind of like it. It makes it seem old school. Like our event isn't so important that we can make trains from stopping across the route. And if that happens, that's cycling.

Anyway, I'm still trying to imagine how the tour ever survived when it started with stages that were 500km long. 500km!! On those old crappy bikes. Mon dieu!

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

Damn. That was brilliant.

Tour d F
 

What a bizarre idea. My view is that every stage should at least start or end in France. It's not the tour du mond. And the tour du pont died an early death.

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

Shoveler is in da house
 

You know, I'm starting to wonder if that's what's pictured in your avatar.

terminator 3
 

So has anyone else seen this yet?

I thought it was pretty good. Not great, but good. I found it quite different from the others though, and I didn't find the new terminator all that menacing.


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I was a bit surprised by the end, I don't know why, I guess I just didn't think it would end on that note.

Shoveler is in da house
 

I said circumcised. I think they remove the fangs at least during the process.

Tour d F
 

Problem is, what's to stop some group from jumping in front of, say, Lance's group, for political reasons while some, say, French contender rides off into the sunset???

Speaking of the Tour, where's Penske's two cents on this??? I know it's Podium Girl season and all, but...

Tour d F
 

The tour du pont was too early in history. There are discussions to resurrect, but the new stage race that has garnered coverage on OLN and decent racers is the Tour of Georgia.

All Texas can offer (aside from the Ride for the Roses, which always attracts the Posties and used to feature pros in the downtown crit) is the Hotter N Hell 100 in Wichita Falls.

Shoveler is in da house
 

I suppose, but it's a bit hard to make out in the picture. And it's not like I study the differences in the gym shower.

Maybe paigow should stick her nipple in there and see what happens.

Tour d F
 

I'm sure they could handle it. Although it's not like the guy who was knocked over by the photographer while leading up L'Alpe D'Huez a couple of years ago was cut any breaks. That's cycling.

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

I had been hoping this was all over, but, no, so, I have to say that your "backpedaling" comment is intentionally wrong and cheap.

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

ME is working overtime to rehabilitate himself!

terminator 3
 

I'm glad you put that spoiler in there. Otherwise that would have ruined the movie for me. Really.

I like stuff at the end of spoiler space to be REALLY spoil-y so that it makes me rethink spending money and/or time to watch something. Help out a sista, leagl. Post some real spoilers.

I heart you guys
 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,91987,00.html


spree: national organ-donor pool whose members will get first crack at each other's organs before they are made available to the general public.


I signed up and named the members of the FB as my designated organ recipients.

Who wants my TITS???

terminator 3
 

I saw it. I thought it was ok. I really liked T2 though and it wasn't nearly as good as that, so that was disappointing. It was so jam-packed with action that it was kind of banal. Not enough punctuation.

terminator 3
 

Oh fuck you :P I was being cautious, what's wrong with that? Sheesh.

What do you want to know? Oh I know





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Apparently fate is not what you make it, and the issue wasn't really up for debate.




GWNC I think I felt similarly. It really just seemed to go and go for the most part, not much of a plot.

I heart you guys
 

This would be cool. The next step would be selling off the post-death rights to your organs - sort of a reverse mortgage concept.

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

OK, I'm actually billing some time today and come to the board to catch up and I discover talk of religion and politics on the fashion board and confessions of hot, lascivious lust on the Mom's and Dad's board. What gives?

Moreover, as I read through the FB posts I discover that both Bilmore and Thurgreed (even when disagreeing with each other) seem to make a lot of sense. I have always thought that Bilmore had a way of making even the most idiotic position sound rational and that Thurgreed's unique talent was to make even the most rational position sound like blatant idiocy, so finding myself thinking they each had something sensible to say and said it reasonably is very disconcerting.

Then I discover that the fact that I missed all this excitement has led to a death threat from Bilmore, who is now starting to sound like Thurgreed.

I say we start a religion board where we can insult each other's religions with the same vigor we insult each other's politics and taste. This could bring out entirely new facets of everyone's "personality". What do you think?

(Edited to say, I'm adding Kim Possible to my laminated list.)

I heart you guys
 

And the step after that the pre-death rights?

Oh, wait.

I heart you guys
 

Then we can sell babies!!! I'd have a baby if I would end up with (a) a shitload of money and (b) no baby to raise. I'm sure based on such things as test scores I could get a bundle for it, but my advanced age might cut against me.

I wouldn't want to have one on spec, though.

speaking of wackadoos
 

Pat Robertson is praying for change on the Supreme Court (excerpt from cnn.com) --

Robertson has launched a 21-day "prayer offensive" directed at the Supreme Court in the wake of its 6-3 June vote that decriminalized sodomy. Robertson said in a letter on the CBN Web site that the ruling "has opened the door to homosexual marriage, bigamy, legalized prostitution and even incest."

The same letter targets three justices in particular: "One justice is 83-years-old, another has cancer and another has a heart condition. Would it not be possible for God to put it in the minds of these three judges that the time has come to retire?"




On the bright side, he didn't actually go so far as to tell his followers to go kill one of them. What an exercise of restraint.

n(praying that when the time comes Bush pulls another Souter out of the hat)cs

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

Dunno, but the Mom's and Dad's Board traffic just skyrocketed.

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

Stop bickering, all of you. Am I going to have to pull this board over?

Now, for some truly offensive behavior, by someone in my own state, of course! Thanks to TexLex -- this is actually a cross-post.

Offensive Judge

......"You don't have any f-----g rights," he told Ronald Hickman, who was being held in jail on a charge of attempted burglary of a coin-operated machine......

speaking of wackadoos
 

So if they don't change the ruling, does that mean god believes that the decision was correct? Isn't that risky for them?

speaking of wackadoos
 

Duh, that just means that America doesn't have enough true Christians praying hard enough, and that until they can convert everyone to their way of thinking, Robertson's followers are being punished by God by having the 'sodomy is OK' ruling out there. As soon as they pray (prey?) hard enough, God will get someone righteouser on the Court and all will be well again.

speaking of wackadoos
 

It could mean, there is no god but Allah. Boy, would Robertson pee his pants THEN.

it's me <ducking>
 

Thanks to all of you for your advice and constructive criticism. I must say that some of it cut pretty deep, but you guys are right. I will keep you posted.

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

Concur. It sounds like this guy parties a bit heartier than most JWs I've met. Of course, we'll need some new acronyms, like ROTFSIT (rolling on the floor speaking in tongues). And Watchtower will have to miss out on the traditional visit to the ER for a transfusion after Sunday brunch in Slave's kitchen. NTTAWWT.

speaking of wackadoos
 

Are you implying that Robertson hates all people who believe in Allah? Just because he's a fundamentalist Christian? How PC of you.

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

Huh. I would have said the closer analogies were puertorican dice and The Targreed Incident.

To each em's own, I guess.

speaking of wackadoos
 

No, I'm picturing Robertson dying and going to heaven and seeing Allah sitting there. Smiling.

Just . . . smiling.

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

I like this quote - it was kind of like life at my old job. But you really should have made them all go to the Texas Board so it would get lots of hits for which I would take credit. ;)

-TL

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So, is Plated like suing these guys for infringement or what?

speaking of wackadoos
 

perhaps you remember when one of pat robertson's fellow religion for profit snake oil salesmen oral roberts said that if i do not raise $11,000,000 (or whatever the figure was) by a certain date that God would call him home?

so we are talking about a group of people who do not think their actions through very clearly here. but i guess that getting millions of dollars from elderly people who have nothing better to do with their time than watch televanglists or electing republicans is way more important that bringing christianity and God into disrepute.

ms. naughty diplomat

speaking of wackadoos
 

You are clearly wishing bad things on a person solely because of his religion. And implying that people with those beliefs are big Depends buyers.

Nice.

speaking of wackadoos
 

personally, i think that pat robertson would be more upset if he got to heaven and found out that God is a democrat.

speaking of wackadoos
 

Or that God carries a little purse like that teletubby.

speaking of wackadoos
 

I'm actually more upset that Pat is slacking on the job...

A hurricane just came ashore today and he didn't divert it with the power of his mind and with prayer like he said he did before during his Presidential run. Nice going, Pat. Dick.