Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

Thank you for a blinding glimpse of the obvious.

speaking of wackadoos
 

it wasn't heading towards virginia beach.

speaking of wackadoos
 

It's a MAGIC BAG, goddamnit.

speaking of wackadoos
 

you're assuming that God is actually a man.

of course, if God is actually a woman, that fact would probably also freak pat robertson out

speaking of wackadoos
 

I went for the cheap joke, and ended up sexist. I was going to say "God is bisexual" but oh no, crap, now I'm sexist. That'll teach me to be cute.

speaking of wackadoos
 

A gay man who informs him upon arrival that yes, there was an Adam and a Steve would probably do it.

speaking of wackadoos
 

Never understood why Pat went after the gay thing with the teletubbies. I mean really, aren't they just fantasy fodder for plushies? NTTAWWT

speaking of wackadoos
 

no. It means that the true believers need to send that much more cash to make sure Pat can make this work, and if it doesn't happen quickly, more money next month. he can't do this alone.

speaking of wackadoos
 

No, "nice" is veiled, unexplained anger expressed obliquely. You can go sit with the CA boys.

speaking of wackadoos
 

I think that people on this board are sophisticated enough to recognize that saying "Nice" is a direct comment meaning pretty much exactly the opposite thing.

Most who were paying attention to the topic would further realize that I was saying that based on your equating a "Footloose" joke with "kike," one could equate making a joke about Pat Robertson's experiences in the afterworld is equally insensitive. I'm sure Pat Robertson takes the afterlife very seriously, and there you are, making jokes about him wetting his pants and something he regards as abhorrent to his beliefs being smack in the middle of something he regards as central to his beliefs.

speaking of wackadoos
 

I was very disappointed that the dog race track owner in Sarasota ponied up the last $1.3 million. I was wondering what the press release would have said if he had failed.

"Kill Bill" Two-Part Release
 

Mark your calendars:

Kill Bill has an October 10th release date.

They have divided it into two parts.

"Kill Bill" is the story, told in chapters, of the world's deadliest female assassin, who survives being shot on her wedding day and, after five years in a coma, seeks revenge on the man who tried to kill her. The film's samurai-style fight sequences were filmed largely in China and take place in everything from a nightclub to a snow-covered garden to a suburban home."

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/16/movies/16KILL.html?hp

speaking of wackadoos
 

I am MJWM. I say if you go on an anon internet page, chances are you'll get insulted, and have your ideas ridiculed. but, see Kike is the big one. Jewish mom actually warn their kids "If you marry a gentile, when they get mad at you they'll still call you a kike!". so you know it a flash point.

almost to ignore button status
 

What's eating you sister? You don't sound so "pretty". I'm guessing your a homely man-hating feminazi who can't even find satisfaction with her vibrator.

almost to ignore button status
 

Okay, now this has got to be a sock, right? This is a joke by TM, Penske, right? Bueller? Bueller?

Frankly, I'm about as confused reading this board as I was watching Matrix Reloaded.

Flinty

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

You can run but you can't hide.

Fu Land Clan ain't nuttin ta fuck wit.
There's no ignoreplace to hide once I sock in the room
Thurgreed M, prepare for your doom
BAM! Aw, MAN! I SLAM
JAM, you will be my FAN!

almost to ignore button status
 

oh plf can find satisfaction alright. he was explaining the other day that maybe he finds it a little too quickly, but if he's cool with that, and if his lady friends are cool with it then i am not going to tease him.

Poker Tells
 

Actually, its all rather obvious if you know what to look for. NTTAWWT.

Carry on.

Excuse Me Miss, What's Your Name POLL
 

Straying a bit outside the guidelines, I don't think there is "the person." In fact, I think many people make themselves less happy searching for "the person." But I would agree that one is better off being happy with oneself and finding someone with whom they a comfortable and happy. If you have comfortable and happy, you really shouldn't be concerned with whether that person is "the one."

Polls
 

For the fashionable-inept, who is Jil Sander, other than someone over whom I had a SERIOUS crush in college??

Poker Tells
 

Well help a brother out. I'm too dense to recgonize a real poster from a sock. They usually are equally offensive. I seek training.

Poker Tells
 

Reply Hazy, Try Again.

Jewish mom actually warn their kids "If you marry a gentile, when they get mad at you they'll still call you a kike!". so you know it a flash point.

In the last 11 years, my wife has been made at me plenty and has called me lots of names (usually asshole), she hasn't yet called me a kike. Then again, she also doesn't use ethnic slurs.

bad news for str8outtapasadena
 

Thanks for your concern, but my tickets are for September.

And I haven't been str8outapasadena since temporary-board-number-2. Van Nuys is so much more, um, porny.

str(but in reality, it's gonna be str8outtasilverlake in a couple of months)8

terminator 3
 

I posted to rip into Leagl (gently and lovingly) about the T3 Non-Spoiler/Spoiler post, but someone else beat me to it by a mile (sucks to be on the west side sometimes). Sorry.
str8.

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

Except that no racial slurs were used in either incident and the latter didnt even involve race at all. But arent you the guy who thinks that TALKING about men who date exclusively asian chicks dehumanizes asians (as opposed to BEING the man who just dates asian chicks) or somethign? I dont think we are on the same side of the PC scale.

And speaking of prejudice, I watched a little of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy show. Salon did a story yesterday on how all the middle americans are going to think all gay guys are Jacks. I think this is right on. This show is all about the one dimensional funny hysterical gay guy. I was slightly put off by that (which may be due to the fact that I spend a lot of time with screaming queens lately). I would also say that five Jacks is about four Jacks too many for an hour long tv show. It approaches satire. I wonder what gay men think about this show.

well if you are Jewish with gentile wife, did your mom "warn you?"
I think most people our generation would find the slur more of a historic curiosity, other than if it comes from spouse once again echoing your mom's voice through your poor battered brain. (yet to hear it in my marriage either)

Why is it that each time you post about Judaism and about how Jewish people "act," it seems that you believe that there is some kind of handbook issued and followed?

aV

Texas Trip
 

Hey crazies, what's up? Haven't been around much lately, but I see the site is still up an running. :)

Anyway, looks like I'm going to be in Texas on business the week of July 28th. If any of you fashionistas in the Dallas/FW area want to get together for drinks/dinner, shoot me a PM.

Bay Area trip
 

Hey

Looks like I am going to the SF area for business in early August. If any of you crazy FBers want to hang out, shoot me a PM

Continuation of my saga from a long time ago (spring 2001)
 

Watched it too (after the All-Star game, NTTAWWT). Comments follow:

SPOILER SPACE







Did seem that some of the "Fab 5" were exaggerating things a bit, and some of their witticisms were awfully stereotypical, like the one guy saying "When we're done you're gonna call me Patty Duke cause I'm a miracle worker" or his claimed use of "I'm super, thanks for asking..." fresh out of Big Gay Al speak on South Park...
The few gay men I know are nowhere near as flamboyant as these guys were portrayed... just normal folks. But I guess that doesn't sell ad time.

It was fairly entertaining though, and I did pick up a few useful clothes and grooming tips from the show. Much more watchable than most of the other reality-type shows.

almost to ignore button status
 

This ain't no sock. Just some dumbass assjack newbie who posts too much and doesn't know shit. First, shit-for-brains, as everyone knows, I am not a girl. Nice try though. Thanks for playing. Second, what's up with all the misogyny? You think that makes you cool? Sorry, try again. Thanks for playing, though. Third, if you knew anything, you would understand that the post to which I replied is just part of my style. Here's a tip for you. If you cannot understand irony, I think you better find a different sandbox to play in, you stupid newbie. I've been around these boards since way back in the day, so you might want to try to find someone else to fuck with. Fourth, what's up with your moniker? I know what's up. It's just stupid. Next time, why don't you try buying a clue before posting here, you stupid asshat. Thanks for playing, though.

Polls
 

Impossibly sleek, crisp lines, sophisticated, vaguely mannish and threatening--too cool for me, man. You just can't wear that shit if you're a kayaking/snowshoeing/reclining on the couch in your jammies kind of woman.

Hi Adder!

Pot, Kettle?
 

You're really the best person to mock such a post.

almost to ignore button status
 

Not understanding irony is incredibly trendy, and trendy is currently in.

...And he's bound for New Orleans
 

I reserve the right to denigrate Jesus Freaks who make moral judgment because they reserve the right to foist their obnoxious opinions on the rest of us as though they had a monopoly on truth and the rest of us heathens are all putty which needs to be molded to fit into their lying moral code.

When the Jesus Freaks stop judging me and trying to convert people, I'll stop sneering down my nose at them.

In the same vein, I've zero tolerance for extreme gays, feminists, environmentalists and everyone else who protests or tells me what I have to believe or how I must behave. Everyone is free to do whatever the hell they like, except be intolerant of others - that you cannot do.

Seems pretty goddamn simple for all of us to live together, huh? Then why the fuck are there always groups of assholes fucking it up by putting their noses into other people's shit?

S(I'll stop laughing at your idiot religious beliefs if you stop shoving them in my fucking face first)D

bad news for str8outtapasadena
 

Yeah, I was just kickin it. Old school.

almost to ignore button status
 

Yeah, but being in is so 1998.

Pot, Kettle?
 

Um, I was being serious. Assmuffin. Thanks for playing though.

Pot, Kettle?
 

You know, booger, I am really tired of your feeling the need to post about me all the time. At first it was flattering, like you had some kind of cybercrush on me, or I was laminated list material for you , or at least you thought I was bangable. But I think I have had it about up to HERE with it. Find some other poster to follow around and respond to and quip about and memorize everything they ever post. Because I wont be reading it. You are now on a rest of the week visit to the land of Foof.

You ARE the weakest link! Goodbye! (it is so 2001 that I think its time to bring it back)