Syracuse Wins
 

No, I don't have cankles. But after Sebby's post I must admit I checked. I hate when I become aware of new possible flaws.

There are a few ways this can be interpreted. ??

Syracuse Wins
 

Cankles are bad. Thankles (thigh-calf-ankle) are worse.

MBA inspired question:
 

Two tests:

1. Would it be okay with em if *you* do that with a stripper at your party (disregarding whether you actually plan to)? If not, em's gone for being a double-standardizing hypocrite.

2. A full round of medical tests, in case em's lying. Even the tongue in a sex-trade worker's mouth is a matter for concern. Any problems, em's gone for taking stupid risks at your expense for their own entertainment.

p(fastidious)j

MBA inspired question:
 

So the "but I didn't kiss back" defense has some currency? Or the "I just lay there and let him have his way with me" response is acceptable? Those strippers, as we all know, cling like fly-paper, though.

I can see the intimacy distinction, but not the passive/active one. If he had his pants on during the lap dance, there's a protective barrier (well, protective in a teen-idiot sense, or metaphysical), but tongue on skin just doesn't have that.

Anyway, what happened to the "what happened at the bachelor party stays at the bachelor party" rule? Em is ruining it for everyone!!

Syracuse Wins
 

Sorry, Hubie Brown joke. Weren't you afraid of me or something?

BTW, I am glad you don't have cankles. Cankles remind me of an elephant's feet.

Syracuse Wins
 

That sound you just heard was me, GWNC and the other seventy Raptors fans banging their heads against the wall. That said, T-Mac has yet to do shit come playoff time, where MJ really stepped it up, so let's not go too nuts yet.

str(I do not heart Isiah Thomas and Daryl Walker for running T-Mac out of town)8.

MBA inspired question:
 

In my case, both of us would be bothered by the very fact of the other's party being at a strip joint or involving a stripper in the first place -- because it would be inconsistent with our views of one another. I find male strippers incredibly unattractive and have never seen one that caused any response except repulsion. I don't represent that the same is true for my SO with respect to female strippers, but he knows me well enough to know that I would like to believe that. It would be better for our relationship if he did not take blatant steps to disabuse me of that belief on the eve of our wedding.

I would be equally shocked if my fiance shoved cake in my face at the reception. For me, that would be grounds for annullment!

For both of these issues I'm not saying that any person who has a party involving strippers or who shoves cake in their new spouse's face at the reception is disrespectful or that the relationship is not healthy. It's a matter of knowing how the other person would feel about it and respecting those feelings.

MBA inspired question:
 

Licking is worse bc the lap dance is practically a ritual for bachelor parties. A ridiculous cheezy ritual and I would wonder what was wrong with my fiance's friends if they didnt thrust one upon him, so to speak.

As for whipped cream,. I am less bothered if he gets licked then if he licks, probably bc of the passive thing. though i would not be thrilled some ho for hire was licking my man. If he licks it off her, that is pretty unacceptable. definite dont ask dont tell category.

Syracuse Wins
 

Not afraid of you, just the Malcolm MacDowell (sp?) avatars.

It was just a play off the song lyrics: "I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?" You know, the Partridge Family?

MBA inspired question:
 

The fly-paper thing was really my point. Not a passive/active distinction so much as a distinction between not being required to jump up and act like a huge prude or the world's most whipped man, and being absolutely required to keep your tongue off the skank (and the skank's hands/mouth off your primary and secondary sexual organs, and vice versa, etc. etc.)

Syracuse Wins
 

Malcolm is gone now. Now there's just Perry.

Married by America
 

I tuned in last night. Anyone else notice that Jill looks like Alanis Morrissette with a wretched nose job and a bad horse mouth. If she wants some cash she should forget this show and sue her plastic surgeon. SHe is one ugly looking prole. Dont know how her would be husband is gonna be able to maintain her cosmetic repair habit. The botox shots should start in about a year at the rate she is going. Probably need to get her tires rotates in a couple. Just a Frankensteinian mess.

Which is why its too bad that those mean panel people set things up so that Jill and Kevin will win. WHy did they only ask Billie Jeane and Tony, the co and the man-ho, if they loved eachother, and not the plastic fantastic and her future fat slob on a couch inhis underwear husband? It just isnt fair. At least Billie Jeanne is likable in her cheap, cant take her anywear but hey she seems fun kinda way.

Ignore if you don't want to read a play-by-play of MBA
 

It wasn't that exciting. The two remaining couples were split up and went to Vegas and had bachelor/ette parties in special suites at the Aladdin. At the men's party, two skanky strippers who claimed to be sisters showed up and one gave Kevein a lapdance, which he proclaimed in an interview to be uncomfortable with, and his friend pulled the stripper off mid-dance to save his delicate sensibilities. Tony went with one stripper into a bathroom and we could see them french kissing. He claimed nothing else happened, and later told Billie Jean about it (he had to fess up b/c she would eventually see the show I guess).

At the women's bachelorette party, there was a male stripper who licked whipped cream off of Billie Jeanne and Jill, and they both licked whipped cream off of him. Then Jill requested a female stripper, who gave both women a lapdance. Then Jill dared BJ to licked whipped cream off of the female stripper's nipples, and BJ did it, but then Jill backed down and wouldn't do it although she had said she would. She said she had to draw the line there b/c of her "strict Catholic upbringing." Keep in mind, this is the woman who posed for Playboy and had already licked and been licked by a male stripper that night.

That about sums it up. I love this show. I'm going to hell.

MBA inspired question:
 

What if it's your spouse and it's just another Thursday night?



Apropos of, well, something: "Oh, Beth what can I do?"

MBA inspired question:
 

Those circumstances seem just fine to me. Then again, I'm an Aries.

MBA inspired question:
 

OK. Good. A friend of mine was a little worried, but I'll tell him it's no big deal.

Oh, he also wants to know what he should say if a small smudge of the stripper's lipstick ends up somewhere near the nipple-region of his shirt. Any suggestions?

MBA inspired question:
 

If I were you, er, your friend, I would be more concerned about the sparkly eyeshadow near your, er, his, crotch.

MBA inspired question:
 

get a divorce lawyer and start hiding his assets. What, you thought this was "Hints from Heloise for Hos"? :shame:

Ho Ho Ho
 

This convo is so kewt. You'd almost get the idea there is some hidden meaning or something.

not7y(gag)S

size ???? and size ?!@#$!!
 

Either that or he outed himself as the monster unit from FB Bresticle day.

Ho Ho Ho
 

You're one to talk.

For a dichotomy
 

For a dichotomy:

"Andre the Giant has a posse"

or

"All your base are belong to us?"

str(for me it's a toss-up)8.

size ???? and size ?!@#$!!
 

Now that we have our own VPS, we should reinstute Breasticle Day.

Especially if Monster Unit agrees to reappear.

Thurgreed, are you game?

Missing all the fun
 

This talk of breasticle day reminds me of a lingering question: is it a big hoax, or did some of you all actually post naked pictures (of yourselves) on the FB? Did the pics all omit faces, or were faces blue-dotted ala the William Kennedy Smith accuser? Did everybody go out & buy digital cameras to keep from giving the CVS clerk a show, or are there some Samanthas among us who have gone so far as to have their Ts & As & Cs professionally photographed?

Indulge me.

Missing all the fun
 

wasn't posting then, but this does remind me of the Trading Spaces where Doug blew up a big photo he found of the wife posing leg akimbo in leather hotpants and bustier and put it over the mantlepiece in the living room.

Hmmm....perhaps that was JFF IRL.

MBA inspired question:
 

1. No. I have photos of her having her dress pulled up over her thong and spanked in front of her friends by a greasy guido stripper. I also have a really funny photo of her pulling down his thong and exposing the fact that he had a stuffed thong. He looked real pissed and told her to take her hands off him.

2. A lap dance can be way more intimate than the whipped cream thing. At most bacehlor parties, the lap dancers in private rooms will offer sex. At bachelor parties in hotel rooms, they'll just come right out and offer sex. The whipped cream thing (which would gross me out because strippers tend to be skanks) is a ritual done in public, so no, its as intimate as a lap dance.

S(not a fan of strip clubs or getting escorts)D

MBA inspired question:
 

CAVEAT:
My previous could be misconstrued. I have never done anything with a stripper or escort. Its a waste of fucking money and a hell of a risk for a very shitty reward. I'll do anything but cheat on the Mrs.

S(not a moralist, but didn't want to leave that poorly worded previous post out there)D

Missing all the fun
 

It is not a hoax.

MBA inspired question:
 

Could someone explain to me what the allure is of hiring a stripper, seriously? Having to pay someone--particularly a skank with stuffed or silicone assets-- to fake sexual interest in you strikes me as pathetic--that it just means you can't appeal to anyone on your own so you have to pay for it.

Missing all the fun
 

If you were hired in the last year or so, check your cache and your hard drive. Maybe the GA who had your computer before you got to see the pics that were posted on bresticle day and saved them. With the possible exception of the Monster Unit, I'd say all of them were real GAs. Most of the pics were cropped so that identifiers (i.e. faces) were removed, though I think one or two were digitally altered ala Cops.

edited because I can't spell

MBA inspired question:
 

Because most, if not all, times - that "skank" as you called her, is a lot hotter than the nagging broad in the white dress.

And since the prospective groom has probably already nailed this [soon to get fat] broad in the white dress six ways to sunday - his sexual fantasies about her are probably tapped out by now. The stripper will assure him several good mental photos to jerk off to on those off nights when his blushing bride ate a few too many Ho-Hos and claims have a sugar crash "headache".

not7y(Internet porn - a married man's best friend)S

MBA inspired question:
 

I thought the Ho-Ho's were a married man's best friend.

The stripper question
 

Well that explains the women hiring man-hos--I see far more slender, attractive women married to schlumpy beer-gutted 'I mated so I let myself go' guys than the other way around. I can't imagine these women are thinking about their husbands much...

re: For a Dichotomy
 

http://www.giantgenius.com/images/Ap...images/839.jpg
Definitely Andre.

MBA inspired question:
 

PJ,

Bachelor parties are an excuse to spend fuckloads of dough, drink and take whatever you like and hang out in a hotel room in the midst of a freak show... plus there are naked chicks around.
They're like college parties, but in nice hotels.

I agree that strippers are boring, but they're the chosen form of entertainment.

Are you implying that a chick with silicon implants is a skank? Join Paigow in the self-righteous club if you are. Where does anyone get off making those sorts of judgments? You don't sound like some homely player hater...

S(how in the helld did I reach the nadir of using "player hater"?)D

MBA inspired question:
 

I have to agree with you on that one, SD. While, as Slave rightly points out, attractiveness may wax and wane over the course of a relationship, I'd rather deal with that than incurable ulcers on my penis.

But maybe that's just me.

MBA inspired question:
 

No. I'm implying that someone who gets a pack of plastic surgery done to support a career as a professional bimbo or himbo is a skank.

For a dichotomy
 

Depends on the medium. On the web, "All your bases" is king:


A little background is in order.

Edited to conserve bandwidth

The stripper question
 

I'll bet your definition of slender and attractive the average male's definition of slender and attractive differ a bit, kinda like that minor difference over who's land is who's in the West Bank...

Women don't know what's attractive to men and vice versa. I've played that game with my wife and her friends a million times. I can't find a "hot" guy to save my life, and they can't pick a "hot" girl.

In sum, you'd better get a male opinion on slender before going bathing suit shopping or making a second trip to the baked brie appetizer at Easter this year...

MBA inspired question:
 

So its safe to say you are never getting married.

I_am_devastated. :cussing: