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Okay, I have a question and I would appreciate some specific answers.

I want to buy a porn dvd and I want it to be good. It needs to be hard core (penetration, money shots, etc.) high quality film, hot women, good looking guy(s) and I don't want it to be cheesy (I understand this last request may be impossible, but humor me). Although I've watched some porn in my day, I've never owned a movie and usually I watch the porn lite that you find on Skinemax or Playboy (that hotbox I had that one year was great -- and anyone who uses that last line for a joke just really isn't trying very hard).

I don't want to just hear from the guys, as I plan on watching it with someone else.

Is there such a thing as "The Godfather" of porn?

Don't be shy. All suggestions will be appreciated.

Thurgreed(and I love Heather Hunter, if that helps)Marshall

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I bet it rains on their wedding day.

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I don't know of any but am interested in one myself. Preferably with Jenna Jameson.

I do wonder why good looking guys is part of your request? NTTAWWT.

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Read the whole post, cybil. I'm watching it with someone. You want your Jenna porn to be with the fat guy with the mustache?

Thurgreed(I know his name, just can't place it right now)Marshall

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Do tell -- location, size, content?

I have been slacking in my ongoing quest for useless celebrity knowledge apparently.

Please say it doesn't say "Jenny from the block"!

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You can't go wrong with Vivid for production value.

The Dinner Party is always highly recommended, but I like my porn a little sleazier.

Here is the imdb link: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0124394

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Just trying to keep up the suspense as to whether that someone is your wife?

Ron Jeremy.

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I don't know if it says anything about her, but it is certainly an acquisition that was obtained after he fell in loooove. It pretty much covers his right (I think) shoulder, and it has a sort of tribal look to it, though I've never studied it in detail.

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given that diva had always had kind of bitchy connotations, since it was used to describe a woman who was famous due to being extremely talented, generally as a singer, but was difficult to work with - kind of like prima donna. but that thanks to vh-1's "divas" series the implications of great talent has been removed in favor of any popular female singer. hence someone like j. lo who as far as i can tell has almost no talent whatsoever can be called a "diva" or brittney spears who is an adequate singer but nothing special, alongside women who better fit the traditional definition of diva, such as aretha franklin, who earned the right to be difficult to work with due to their great talent.

therefore with the connotation of being extremely talented having been removed, what is left is being famous and difficult to work with. or "bitch." however, i think that thanks to vh-1, "diva" now mainly means "women who are popular with people who watch vh-1."

ms. naughty diplomat

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And wouldn't that be ironic?


(please, please, let me be first with this -- unbelievably lame -- joke...)

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Do not make fun of Ron Jeremy. He gives all fat men with 10 penises hope...

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Jeezis -- I didn't even know there was one such, uh, guy!


Ya learn something new every day on the 'ol FB!

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So THAT's how he gets all the chicks. All those penises.

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There was a guy on public access who had a show he called the "Mike Hunt show." He was removed on the grounds that he was showing porno on public access. He sued on 1st Amendment. He settled.

But, on his show he would critique various porn movies. My favorite critique was about "Catch Her in the Eye" in which the money shots never catch anyone in the eye. However, if he is still running his website, he's the expert - he's seen them all.

Mike hunt's lawsuit

edited to add, that I think it was Mikehunt.com but they won't let me surf that here.

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Might that be my main man, Dick Nasty?

We gals do not care if the guy is cute bc even if he were (and I have yet to see a cute porn star guy), we would still think he is disgusting. I am happy with Ron Jeremy bc at least he doesnt have a mullet and visible baseface.

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Good question. But since I would never marry yo mama, the answer is no.

TM

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Do the number of penises you have increase relative to how fat you are?

Thurgreed(off to McDonalds)Marshall

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Help me out -- whats a "Money Shot?"

:hide:

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I'm still waiting for VH-1 to "diva-ize" Elton John. He could get his own episode.

WhYP (RuPaul could be a special guest, but for the fact that s/he is so 1988) D

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10 inch penises!

Apropos of that, rent "Edward Penishands".

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Agree with E/O re: Vivid. Try shophustler.com as well (perhaps not at work). Avoid Armegeddon and a lot of the other, smaller outfits - low production values and skanks. Unless you're into that. Ant twat.

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Think about porn.

Think about what a guy does at completion in porn.

Think about that being on film.

money baby.

aV

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Ron Jeremy (aka "The Hedgehog") is one of the hairiest men alive, and he is one of the last of a dying breed to still cultivate the 70's era porn-star perm and "pornstache"... Still, he must be good at what he does since he has had a long career.

As for porn recommendations, check out Adult DVD Empire (all one word, no caps with a .com at the end, obviously not at work). Probably the best site out there, and where I get my DVDs from (I don't own a lot). Generally, I prefer the compilation DVD's, especially those by Vivid, which generally have 12-15 scenes with a particular star (yes, they have one for Jenna) with some special features.

As for more cinematic movies, they carry those too, including a currently popular one called "The Fashionistas"... The site is very searchable by genre and has detailed reviews. It also, IIRC, has a list of what their reviewers consider the "Top 100 movies of all time", and indicates those which won AVN (Adult Video News) awards, the Oscars of porn. Once you set up an over 21 login, you can even view screenshots of most movies they sell. They ship overnight for most items.

Hope this helps. We need a sponored link to these guys...

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If someone tells you there is, don't buy it. It'd probably something dated like 'Debbie Does Dallas', from the dark ages of porn. You might check the AVN website for reviews and awards of recent flicks.

Can't say that I have any specific ideas for you, but Zane used to be a good line (next to Vivid). Stacey Valentine mid-90s, baby.

How do you measure?
 

I have always wondered about this. From what point do you measure to determine a penis length? From the pubic bone out? From the Scrotum (which side)? From underneath at the point you can feel your erection?

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To clarify further, if there's a money shot there can be no doubt that the actor isn't faking.

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And personally, that's always been quite important to me. I just can't enjoy porn if I have even the slightest suspicion that the guys banging the women are not really getting off on it.

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I don't know what is more disturbing:

That you would never know for a second from the Jen/Ben ads that Pacino and Walken are in that film

or

That Pacino and Walken are in that film

not7y(Paigow says Relax)S

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I'd like to be an actor but I'm much too old to be a waiter.

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Thank you for sharing.

That is the point, though, isn't it? Maybe I'm mistaken.

I'm curious -- is it called a money shot because the guy gets paid more if he does it? Is the "money" in "money shot" related to "money" as used in the phrase "you're money" in Swingers?

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Come on. It's a penis, man. Wouldn't you think that guys who measured their penises would make up a rule that would make it sound as big as possible?

That said, I always assumed it was supposed to be measured from the top of the base to the tip. However, the girl who measured mine in college (god, I miss her) seemed to be an expert and she measured it from the place where the shaft meets the balls to the tip.

TM

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Are you fucking kidding me? Even I know this and I have never (ever -- no shit) seen a porno (but I was in the kitchen once with my buddy's mom chatting and smoking while the guys in the other room watched a tape that involved, I think, a donkey:eek: so I may have heard some porn once but never actually saw any). Thank you for reassuring me that there is someone out there who is less worldly than I.

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Go with "Zazel" or "Elements of Desire"

not7yS

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A few more comments -

Late 80's - early 90's Andrew Blake stuff was expensively produced. Anything after that is a fetish vid.

Fuck Vivid. There is no point to porn if everyone is fucking with a jimmyhat.

Jenna looks like a freak these days

How do you measure?
 

So, you're saying you didn't measure up?

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so the real purpose of the money shot in porn is exactly the same as why the women have to fake orgasms?

so that must mean that andrea dworkin is wrong.

New York Pussy
 

That Kitten May Look Harmless, but He's a Jailbird

By SUSAN SAULNY with PATRICK HEALY

Gizmo the cat is only about 6 weeks old, but his life reads like that of the most streetwise New Yorker. Days spent on subway platforms with his keeper, a street musician. A brush with the law. And now, a record of hard time — more than 40 hours — in the system.

Gizmo, it seems, ran afoul of Statute 1050.91 of the subway conduct code, the one about animals in transit facilities. Essentially, it says that animals must be constrained or restrained in the subway, and for Gizmo, that means a leash or a carrier.

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/17/nyregion/17KITT.html

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Paigow giveth with one post and taketh away with the next. Alas, it's tough to make money by scalping tickets for bands nobody's ever heard of. Once you overpay for a three bedroom house, making money becomes hip again, and one is forced to draw on secondary sources of income (like ticket brokering). That said, I'm still planning on using two of my White Stripes and Radiohead tickets for myself, and selling the rest. Now that you've forced me to reveal my dirty little secret, I doubt any CALIFORNIANS out here will help me out.

str(I still say that Elektra really likes me)8

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I can't believe I'm participating in this discussion, but here goes. Money shot is a "term of art" in the business. If you're in the crew, you can shoot film all day, but in the end, you can't go home until your "star" has given you the money shot. It's called the money shot because the flick won't sell unless/until you have one (notwithstanding porn-lite).

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I had been under the impression (no doubt from this board or the prior one) that there is a genre based solely on lack of money shot. I think this is separate from porn lite -- that you can see everything, but there's just no pulling out at the end.

I think the money shot popularity is sponsored by the Catholic church to promote acceptable birth control methods.