Tripplehorny
 

Harris county has voter registration records on line too. Lots of socalites who have been hiding their ages for years have been outed as being in their 60s.

Tripplehorny
 

It's also an all-purpose response to any insult. Kind of like the "I'm rubber, you're glue . . ." one, but even less responsive.

Tripplehorny
 

you need to dig deeper......nice 6,400 square foot house (4bdrm, 3 bath)....they have a pool, but a teeny tiny basement......built in 1935..... bought it in 1986.... refinanced in September of last year for (oh, I shouldn't tell).....oops, telephone number...also own another "little" property in the area...hmmmmm

Tripplehorny
 

Remind me never to piss you off.

Tripplehorny
 

You are really scary.

Tripplehorny
 

I appreciate the sentiment, but this is all available at your local courthouse as public records......I simply found an easier way to access it. :cool:

Tripplehorny
 

There's one little property (land valued at about $42k, unimproved) with a different address than their home one, and another little property with the same address as their home address. Both of those are probably just to have a bigger yard. Maybe they are using a side door as the front door or something. Anyway, I didn't want to overload everyone with information.

Tripplehorny
 

Don't know where you got the 4br 3ba and the refinancing and the basement.

Tripplehorny
 

When I was in college, I had a job doing research into candidates backgrounds. I checked their voting records, property records, property tax records. It took a couple of weeks just to find all the information on microfiche.

Now, I know I want to hang with ltl and TF and learn the ways of the world.

ATX

Tripplehorny
 

Not that it has anything to do with anything, but my first reaction to the picture of the chump-of-the-millenium was "Hey, it's that guy who won on the World Poker Tour last night!"

http://dyn-imgs.worldpokertour.com/t...imagery/5b.jpg

Turns out it wasn't him. Damn.

Love that show.

It's Pat!
 

I'm sure this will offend the more religious posters out there, who will see this as an attack on their beliefs. Tough.

[Spree: news story on Pat Robertson clarifying his death wish to the Court]

Pat Robertson, asking for God to "Retire" Three Liberal Justices

Dear God:

Pick Three, any Three. Perhaps one of the sick ones could fall down the stairs through the grace of your mercy.

Your faithful servant,

Pat

Tripplehorny
 

FWIW, fyi, for the record, this was my favorite line, NTTAWWT.

I think I will use it on someone else, giving Mr. T full credit. Maybe opposing counsel. Then they would truly recognize me for the jackass that I am!

Tripplehorny
 

What's so great about that?!? 689K??? That's like lower class middle class. This guy's dreaming if he thinks he's anyone's superior at anything. Sheeeesh, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

TM on hygiene & porn godfathers
 

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Not to knock words and phrases coined by your own bad ass self, but "vurp" is working its way to standard usage. Just cuz I care, if gastroesophageal reflux is a regular occurrence you might want to see a doc.

And, as to the godfather of porn, according to, "Reefer Madness: And Other Tales from the American Underground" by Eric Schlosser of "Fast Food Nation" fame, look no further than Reuben Sturman.

Get a load of this -- from Yahoo
 

Prisoner Wants Sex Change at Taxpayers' Expense
Thu Jul 17,12:57 PM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



ALBANY, N.Y. (Reuters) - A convicted murderer wants the state of New York to pay $500,000 for his sex change and a key ruling in his case has moved him closer to his dream of serving the rest of his sentence in a women's jail.



Mark Brooks, 34, who calls himself Jessica Lewis, and claims to be "a girl inside," sued New York almost three years ago for treatment for his Gender Identity Disorder but has not received medical treatment.


In a 19-page ruling, U.S. District Judge Lawrence Kahn said Brooks should be allowed to talk to doctors about requests for hormone therapy, breast implants, and "genital reassignment."


Kahn said "deliberate indifference to serious medical attention" may be a violation of the Eighth Amendment, which prohibits cruel and unusual punishment. He questioned the "puzzling distinction" officials make between hormone treatment before and after imprisonment.


.....




Putnam County District Attorney Kevin Wright, who prosecuted the case against Brooks, told the New York Post that it was "appalling" that the victim's mother, a taxpayer, may be paying for the sex change

Get a load of this -- from Yahoo
 

That's why you shouldn't vote for that prosecutor when he inevitably runs for the legislature. I say make sex changes for prisoners freely available. Nay, compulsory! Recidivism will plummet when they discover that no number of second offenses will ever purchase the return of a fully functional penis, and they will meekly return to socially productive, traditional female jobs like homemaker, nurse, court reporter, or Lawtalkers admin.

{Edited because I wanted to piss E/O off and didn't feel like I'd finished the job.}

TM on hygiene & porn godfathers
 

You didn't coin vurp, Tim Allen did, back when he was just a stand up.

Thanks for playing though.

Penske (the irony is I vurped 5 minutes ago and my throat is still burning-who knew?) Account

Get a load of this -- from Yahoo
 

I suppose getting Slave (and any other male admins) is a bonus, then.

Get a load of this -- from Yahoo
 

Damn.

Does this mean I have to start reading your posts?

Get a load of this -- from Yahoo
 

A scary quote from the guy who will likely spend the most effort guaranteeing the guy the state-funded operation.

It's Pat!
 

"More religious" does not necessarily equal "fan of Pat."

It's Pat!
 

Thank goodness for that. But I suspect most fans of Pat believe themselves to be more religious than others.

TM on hygiene & porn godfathers
 

I say better to vurp than to shart. :D

Tripplehorny
 

As mentioned on the "other" DC board, it appears that Daddy is a V.P. at Bear Sterns. Looks like he's gonna have to shell out some bucks for a new Range Rover as a consolation gift.

Queer Eye
 

Bravo reran the show last night and I watched on the multiple FB recs.

I liked it far more than I expected. The five makeover guys were really funny.

Ben & Jen
 

I caught snippets of this last night. Please. Jenny from the block making red beans and rice for whoever the Dateline interviewer was, using a Country Crock butter plastic container as a mixing bowl. Ben walking in and marvelling at Jenny from the Block's cooking prowress. The two walking hand in hand on a dock. Jenny from the Block talking about how she will keep her name professionally, but will be Jennifer Affleck.* The two discussing their nuptuals and how important commitment is to them.

*This part makes me happy because then we can call her J-A, or on formal occasions, JackAss. Did she take any of her other husbands' names? J-O or J-J?

Queer Eye
 

The blond guy with the Lara Flynn Boyle upper lip was hilarious. And I loved the way they sat around and gossiped about the girls at the gallery -- "she so wants to jump him," etc.

TV Comments
 

My cable went out last night, so I was stuck watching regular TV. What the heck was the point of ABC's Disco Ball? I confess it was strange to be sitting on my couch instead of in Jacques* watching a drag show. Some men (Bruce Vilanch) should not use bright red lipstick.

If you get BBC America check out the new comedy Super Hero. Caught an episode on Wednesday night before the cable went out, it's hysterical. Ardal O'Hanlon (Dougal in Father Ted) plays Thermoman/George Sunday. It's on Wednesday nights at 9.

Anne


*Jacques - well known bar in Boston that has a Drag Queen show on weekends.

Ben & Jen
 

I thought we were going to start calling him B-Lo.

Ben & Jen
 

Shit. Don't tell me that. I already paid for the his and hers "Publicity Whore" and "Fucking Moron" monogrammed towels.

Ben & Jen
 

I forgot the part where the interviewer asked whether Matt Damon would give a toast at the wedding. Jenny from the Block has this look like "over my dead body", then covered by mentioning that Casey, and not Matt, would be best man.

Also, Jenny from the Block does not let Ben get a word in edgewise. He appeared irritated to me. He is a Fucking Moron.

Tripplehorny
 

He lives in FORT WORTH. We didn't need to know the value of his house to draw your conclusions. But that probably is a lot of money for Ft. Worth.

TM on hygiene & porn godfathers
 

I believe that's referred to as "acid reflux." Say hello to esophageal cancer.

Tripplehorny
 

All jokes aside, this guy was acting like (trying to act like) the creme of the crop and his folks' house is only worth $700k? You need at least a $2 million abode to talk like that. I guess true old money wouldn't have even thought about writing that email though, right Paigow?

TM on hygiene & porn godfathers
 

Throw Up In My Mouth has been used for years by the Sport's Guy, formerly known as the Boston Sport's Guy...

Tripplehorny
 

Depends on the frame of reference. The Bass family has much more than that... (but less than they had before Disney stock tanked)

It's Pat!
 

OK, I'm sure this was directed in part at me, so I'll bite, even if I know I'm going to regret it.

The idea of praying for guidance or even praying for your own needs and desires or the needs and desires of others around you makes a lot of sense to me. I believe that Jehovah is just and caring and will listen to our prayers; but Jehovah is also all knowing and works in mysterious ways. The presumption of the Pat Robertson's of the world is to claim to know both what Jehovah desires for us and how Jehovah will steer us there. Pat Robertson, like many others, has fallen to the temptation to pray for Jehovah to do what Pat desires rather than to pray for guidance from above.

There's nothing offensive to me in ridiculing him a bit for this; he has been presumpsuous in his prayers and, in my mind, doesn't really appreciate the worth of prayer. However, just as I'm fairly immune to a few jokes about my religion (heard most of them before), I'd bet he is pretty immune to the barbs as well. Maybe we would all be better off praying for guidance for Mr. Robertson?

Tripplehorny
 

Probably has much more to do with is boarding school education - the Loomis Chaffee School.

Tripplehorny
 

Oh right. My mistake. They have beaucoup bucks. Maybe the intern is a Bass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiding under a different name. Do the Basses actually live in Ft. Worth?

It's Pat!
 

Amen to that.