Sign Number 682 from the Universe that one spends too much time on the FB.
 

I'm waiting to see if NY Doll can explain the quote; I'm sure she knows it's source.

Attn: Metrosexuals - Which David Bowie are you Poll
 

This appears to be a male oriented quiz.

Which David Bowie are you?

I took it anyway. I'm an early David Bowie.
http://live.quizilla.com/user_images...turesearly.gif



Edited to add Quiz results.

I'll whack you with a ruler
 

It's called understatement, dollie. But I'm glad my post gave you an opening to hint at your naughtiness, because that never gets old.

Being any David Bowie is OK by me. I'm hoping he'll play me when they make the movie about my life. And do the soundtrack, too, of course.

(Editted to say I'm having trouble getting the image in here, but I'm apparently Ziggy Stardust, hip, popular, on drugs, etc. etc.)

Attn: Metrosexuals - Which David Bowie are you Poll
 

Hmmm. I'm the quiet, introverted "Low/Heroes" Bowie.

I should have offered to take more drugs.

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

It's probably already been done, but that would be a solid poll topic - who would play you when they make a movie about your life.

I'm looking at Ice T, unless I suddenly get smooth enough to call Mr. T.

I'll leave it to you to guess if I'm joking.

Edited to add: It would be my dream, of course, to get Billy Dee (Lando Calrissian representin' for Colt 45 malt liquor) Williams

WhYPD

You'll have to wait your turn. I've heard that he's in talks right now to play next year's big bad guy on Alias. Of course, it's very possible that you are a international bad guy, so maybe he will be playing you.

Attn: Metrosexuals - Which David Bowie are you Poll
 

I ended up that way too. I think my lack of boas cost me.

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

Because I'll be dead and can't sue them, they'll probably use Robbie Coltrane. I'll be at peace with that if they use the young Diana Rigg to play Mrs. Grinch, but they'll probably cheap out and call Winona Ryder.

Bowie is always Bowie
 

Hey, guys, don't put down the Low/Heroes Bowie. I think that Bowie's great. And remember, I'm Ziggy Stardust.

Attn: Metrosexuals - Which David Bowie are you Poll
 

Fuck! I'm Let's Dance David Bowie (a bit trendy, but at least you're positive, eh?). That has to be the suckiest David Bowie of all time. I wanted to be Space Oddity David Bowie.

Leash your dogs
 

Especially if you're in Portland.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...dog_poisonings (spree: someone is poisoning dogs in a park in Portland)


I suspect Abba.

TdF Speculation
 

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Come on, people!

There is no way Jan can put it on Lance in the mountains (frighteningly, I first typed Tyler!). His specialty is the time trial. He can hang with Lance on the mountains, but he cannot set tempo.

We have his best climber already (Beltran), so his team cannot set tempo in the mountains either. Angel Casero? Nope. TT specialist.

The problem is not with Jan in the mountains. He cannot go off the front unless Lance's also formerly undisclosed illness from the first week comes roaring back. The problem with Jan is if Lance allows him to stay within two minutes going into the final TT.

Lance needs to put five minutes on Jan to win. Tyler can climb well and TT well, so he is a big threat, though his team is weaker than USPS. Mayo remains a threat in the mountains, but he TTs like ass. Vino rode the best TT of his life and still lost to both Lance and Jan, so I am not as concerned about him.

It's certainly the most exciting tour we've seen in years, but I still think Lance will win.

Leash your dogs
 

... and lock up your cats in Salt Lake and Denver. There have been lotsa kitty murders in those locales (possibly linked). I hate people who kill housepets.

(way to take a stand, eh?)

Attn: Metrosexuals - Which David Bowie are you Poll
 

Ziggy thinks the Let's Dance David Bowie is great.

Bowie is always Bowie
 

Do not ever underestimate the allure of silver fabric cape-lets. If I were Ziggy I would stand proudly upon my glittering platform shoes and cheer.

Bowie is always Bowie
 

I've since entered four different sets of responses, and gotten Ziggy for all but one (Early Bowie). I'm not sure how this works, but, I am, indeed, happy to be Ziggy.

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

Sean Connery, naturally.:D

(No, I don't care that I am a she and he a he. I want Sean to play me and that is final).

Edited to say that if it has to be a chick I would pick Meg Ryan because I have been told that we "fit." I don't know if that is good or bad or what but I guess it means that she could play me.

TdF Speculation
 

That's what I was figuring with ullrich. Sunday will be tough all around (damn CBS blacks out the morning coverage again--can't they put some flat stages on a sunday?). Monday's still the day in my mind, and I see Lance dropping Jan up to luz ardiden.

What was the undisclosed illness? I read about stomach something before the race, but was it lingering?

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

So people tell you that you're spunky, one-dimensional and a bad actress? Hmm, I'd hang out with a different crowd.

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

I think it's the fake orgasms.

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

Meg Ryan was faking it?

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

Good one!! LOL!!!

Maybe she needs to go to more depositions!

Sign Number 682 from the Universe that one spends too much time on the FB.
 

Exactly. That's why the guys in Led Zep aren't skanky. They stuck to eating healthy things like freshly-caught mud shark from vaginas.

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

She always did with me.

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

That was it? That was your big entrance? What does it take to get a decent socking around here anyway?

Oh, the disappointment...

Actual transcript excerpt . . .
 

Just read to me over the phone:

"Court: Let the record reflect that those remarks . . .

Defendant: Let the record reflect that you can suck my dick, motherfucker!"

My job is boring.

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

(SPREE: Penis grown on arm - picture included - truly bizarre)

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

Yes, and what's with these damn pseudo socks, hiding behind stupid, unrealistic personas! Dammit, if you're going to sock, sock. None of this namby pamby am I or aren't I, is this Penske or is this some other nobody. We're all socks here.

I am the evil twin of another sock. I am proud of it. I do not hide my sockhood.

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
 

Why, oh why did I look?

Anne

Off to the nearest bar to try and scrub that image out of my brain.

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
 

Maybe that little pic helps redefine hand-job.

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
 

What's truly bizarre is that this is the second story I've read today about being electrocuted while urinating on an electrically charged surface. The first was (coincidentally; I don't seek out these whiz-bang stories) on the Straight Dope website today.

Joke of the day: What's the difference between Congress and Malik the Russian teenager? Congress had a Dick Armey . . .

(Nice re: line. "You whizzed on the electric fence, didn't ya?")

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
 

Seems plausible. The salt in the urine will act as a conductor of electricity more so than plain water would. Although, the 600 - 700 volt shock might knock one backwards...

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

Thus illustrating that it is not my sock.

Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
 

"I am innocent of the charges filed today. I did not assault the woman who is accusing me," Bryant said in the statement. "I made the mistake of adultery. I have to answer to my wife and my God for my actions that night and I pray that both will forgive me. ... Nothing that happened June 30th was against the will of the woman who now falsely accuses me."

Guess he's not denying the liaison any more.

Not Metrosexual Enough
 

This post makes no sense to me. You are certainly not my sock. No offence.

The Suck Intern -- New Picture
 

I am incapable of linking to the photo and it is too large to post here. Shrinking it diminishes the impact.

To see a photo of the Tripplehorn fashion victim and the foolish girl who dated him, click here and scroll down: http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwth...&o=0&fpart=all

Kobe Charged
 

Kobe Bryant was charged with felony sexual assault this afternoon.

http://espn.go.com/nba/news/2003/0718/1582691.html

Edited to remove quote since I was slow on the trigger.

Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
 

Hell, if it was only adultery, he should have just denied it. Blamed the Republicans. Everyone knows its okay to lie about adultery, as long as you trying to protect your family from the embarassment.

Apparently, Kobe didn't study contemporary American (Living) History in college.

Slave's Room at the end of the weekend?
 

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/...al/sadd650.jpg

What is it with the artwork Saddam's family prefers?